R A N T -
(1)
To speak agressivly about somthing. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner.
(2)
To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.
I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?
credit: urban dictionary
Inspired by nadie_rae's wattpad rants
No, I ain't plagiarising. Ranting is human. Seriously, and the last time I checked, no one had copywrited my favourite hobby.
Anyways, I'm gonna start a writers' rant thread. (like, duh!) No, I don't promise to be "perfect or fluent in English", and remember I type this on my tab- yeh my parents were cheap enough to leave me with a tablet. But not to worry, I plan on getting an ultrabook soon, so no grammar errors or whatsoever.
Secondly, this is gonna be a thread for comic relief, no I don't promise to be a pro rantress, or way sarcastic or humorous but I will sure try my best, LOL.
Thirdly, quoting AYLI (ICSE kids refresh your memories) and Shakespeare, I'm just gonna say this :
It is my only suit;
Provided that you weed your better judgments
Of all opinion that grows rank in them
That I am wise. I must have liberty
Withal, as large a charter as the wind,
To blow on whom I please; for so fools have;
And they that are most galled with my folly,
They most must laugh. And why, sir, must they so?
The 'why' is plain as way to parish church:
He that a fool doth very wisely hit
Doth very foolishly, although he smart,
Not to seem senseless of the bob: if not,
The wise man's folly is anatomized
Even by the squandering glances of the fool.
Read/Translate away.
In short : Don't tag yourself and proclaim to be what I call an A-S-S.
Now, now this will focus the flaws and cliches and what not in the IF- FanFiction Forum that really manage to irk me, I will speak in general so don't you be a fool a come bashing me. Any abusive/ you-know-what message sent to me will be publicly posted, I warned you!
P. S. No ones forcing anyone to read this, so if you don't like the content feel free to click that li
ttle 'x' button on your browser tab.
For PMs please like the ' Index' post of this thread. D O N O T add me, I plan on 'cleaning' my account, which will lead me to set up a seperate PM account, LOL.
T H E S E -A R E -R A N D O M- A U T H O R -R A N T S.
Y e h, -w e ' r e -n o t -p r o f e s s i o n a l s -b u t -t h e - l e a s t- w e -c a n -d o -i s -i m i t a t e -t h e m -w e l l.
Share away :D
P.S. I'll edit the post with graphics and what not later. It's past 12 am here, and continuous partying and three hours of sleep everynight don't help. :p
I'll post the first rant in like 24 hours? Till then :)
