" Oye ! ye kiski photos dikha rahi hai tu mujhe. " Padma asked Shilpa, while watching the photos on a phone.
" Dhyaan se dekho maa, yeh Armaan aur uski girlfriends ki pics hain. " Shilpa answered
" Armaan...OMG...yeh ladka toh..." Padama said.
" Characterless hai, aapko yahi dikhaane k liye, uska cell phone le kar aayi hoon, kaisa ladka choose kiya hai aap logon ne mere liye! Mujhe laga aapko bata dena chahiye, so bata diya! "
Padma thought for a while and then said, " Arre beta, yeh girl-friends - boy-friends toh aaj kal ki normal baat hai, ab beta, waise bhi yeh zimedaari toh Armaan k parents ki hain na, aur shaadi k baad toh tu hi uski permanent girl-friend hone waali hai and that too, with a certificate ( marriage certificate ). Arre tumhe toh khush hona chahiye, that these photos are of girls, not BOYS, nahi toh..."
" Maa.." Shilpa whined.
" Aur sun, aage koi baat ho na, toh kissi aur ko mat batana, bas mujhe aa kar bata dena, theek hai, ab chal.." Padma said and walked inside the train, while Shilpa followed.
" Oho...why aren't you talking Armaan? You called me here, as you wanted to talk about something important, ab bol bhi beta " Ananaya spoke while wearning a necklace.
" Mom...yeh Shilpa hai na...characterless hai. " Armaan said.
" Hain..." Ananaya raised her brow.
" Arre, isse apni stories batane mein sharam hi nahi aati, she told me about her lover...Mom...lover.." Armaan said, pressurizing on the word, lover.
" But tumhaare Dad toh keh rahe thhe, ki Shilpa simple hai, sweet hai, and most importantly usme Indian values hain." Ananaya praised Shilpa.
" Mom, aaj kal India mein rehne waale logon ki soch, London waalon se bhi aage hai, and haan, she told me thast she had loads of boy-friends too.." Armaan spoke.
Ananya thought for a while and than spoke, " Oh my son, tum na ghabra badi jaldi jaate ho, listen, yeh sab Shilpa ka past tha, and aaj kal har ladki ka koi na koi past toh hota hi hai, arre mera bhi tha na.."
" What...? " Armaan asked shocked.
" Arre, woh superstar Rishi Kapoor, but kya hua, meri shaadi ho gayi, Billy se, aur main ban gayi, Mrs Ananaya malik, arre your Mom. Ab woh shaadi karke aayegi, woh ban jayegi Mrs Shilpa Armaan Malik, tu uska present aur future hai, uska past jaye bhaad mein...acha sun aage koi bhi baat ho na, toh tum mujhe hi bataan. Got it. " Ananaya said cheerfully.
" Got It " Armaan replied, completely irritated.
" Sulemaan's Seven Love Stories " Riddhima said while sipping the juice from her glass.
" Yes,...it's very interesting book, you must also read it! " Sid replied.
" How many love-stories did you had ? " Riddhima asked.
" About a dozen, but i must say that our love stories was the best. " Sid replied.
" Acha Mom kaise hain..? " Sid asked
" Mom died three years ago." Riddhima replied in a low voice.
" Tum mujhe phone toh kar hi sakti thi..! " Sid said, shocked.
" Kaise karti, i deleted your number off my phone book list! " Riddhima said.
" Maa mujhe yeh shaadi nahi karni..." Shilpa whined.
" What...why..? " padma asked, shocked.
" That...loser...Armaan, woh keh raha tha, ki mein, Amritsar jaise small town se nikal kar, London k palace mein jaa rahi hoon, and he said that, ki hamaare jaise middle class logon ne...Maa, mujhse toh bola bhi nahi kaa raha hai, ki woh kya kya keh raha tha. You know what, he called me cheap! " Shilpa said.
" What..? aisa kaha usne..." Padama asked.
" Haan.." Shilpa replied.
" Listen beta, shaadi se pehle, we differentiate the relations on the basis of money, but once you got marrried to Armaan, nothing will matter more. Samjhi ! " Padma said.
" Samajh gayi... " Shilpa said, defeatedly.
" Arre ab kya hua...? " Ananaya asked Armaan, who again wanted to talk about something important.
" Mom. yeh Shilpa hai na, she's so ambitious, woh keh rahi thi, ki shaadi k baad usse alag ghar mein rehna hai, she don't want to live with you guys. " Armaan said.
" What...? she said so.." Ananaya asked.
" Yes Mom!...oh mom i am so upset with this marriage. " Armaan whined.
" Oh my dear son, you panic a lot, London mein hamaare kitne ghar hai..." Ananaya asked.
" four " Armaan replied.
" Yeah...aur uska jahan mann karega, wahaan reh le gi, and doosre ghar mein hum rehlenge. Got It. " Ananaya asked.
" Got it..." Armaan said with a fake smile.
" Sid, please leave my way. " Riddhima asked Sid, who stood blocking her path.
" Nope! " Sid was adamant.
" Leave Sid, aunty mera wait kar rahi hongi. " Riddhima said.
" Who's this moti Mrs.Walia ? " Sid asked.
" Sid.."
" Main toh tumhaare saare relatives ko jaanta hoon, i don't know this faaty, who's this double decker ? " Sid asked, getting angry.
" Woh meri hone waali saas hain, my would be mother in law. I am going to marry her son, the next month. Now leave my way. " Riddhima answed and went away as Sid, who was sttuned, left her way.
" Yaar, humaari Mom's kitni clever ho gayi hain..! " Armaan said, while lying on his seat.
" All mothers are clever! You know what, jab Summit mujhse pyaar karne laga tha! Mujhse pehle, meri Maa ko pata chala tha. " Shilpa, who too was lying on her seat, replied.
" Now what, ab toh humaare parents, hamaari shaadi karwa kar rahenge. " Armaan siad, deafetedly.
" I have an idea..." Shilpa said.
" What " Armaan asked as if his life depended on the idea.
Shilpa whispered something in Armaan's ears...and they both agreed.
" I can't believe it! " Billy said, as he listened to each and every word, Ananaya told ( avtually they were Armaan's words ! )
" You don't believe this, but i do. Armaan told me all this. " Ananaya said.
" Go and call Armaan, i wanna talk to him first! " Billy said and Ananaya went away to call Armaan.
Ananaya peeked inside Armaan and Shilpa's compartment and the scenerio, left her numb.
" Shilpa, be decent, you should wear you dupatta correctly, you are looking..." Armaan said innocently.
" I know, i am sexy...!" Shilpa said while pulling her hairs to left side, leaving her back bare.
" Mujhe nahi pata tha, that you are so modern. " Armaan said.
" So how many times did you had s**. " Shilpa asked.
" Aisi baatein hum na hi karen toh better hai. " Armaan said while moving away to the corner of the seat.
Shilpa moved close to Armaan, and said, " Why don't we spend some passionate moments before marriage, just like a trial test. "
" Listen Shilpa, i don't like all this, we can do that after marriage na...so why now. " Armaan said, while trying to move away.
" Shaadi se pehle hi s** hota hai, now lets start it my dear would be hubby. " Shilap said while unbuttoning Armaan's shirt.
" Shilpa, please..no.." Armaan said.
Ananaya couldn't take it more so she, closed the compartment door and made her way out the train coach. She was shocked, would be an understatement. Meanwhile she bumped into Padma.
" Ananaya ji, acha hua aap mujhe yahin mil gayin, mujhe aapse bohot zaroori baat karni hai, it's a little secret. " Padma said.
" I don't want to know any more secrets, if you wanna know, then jao, and dekho Armaan k compartment mein kya ho raha hai. " Ananaya said and walked away.
Padma didn't got what Ananaya said, so she went towards Armaan and Shilpa's compartment, to know what the hell was happening.
The scene, left Padma in shock too...
" Yeh sab shaadi se pehle nahi hota. " Shilpa was crying, lying on her seat while Armaan was above her.
" But s** toh shaadi se pehle hi hota hai, maine train mein kabhi experience nahi kiya na, and you are going to be my wife, so lets just give it a try." Armaan said, while trying to kiss Shilpa's neck.
Another difference was that Ananaya didn't came between them but Padma did, she just came inside the compartment, held Armaan's shirt and started beating him.
" You idiot, stupid, badmaash, batameez, tu meri beti k saath...main tujhe batati hoon, ki train mein s** kaise hota hai. " Padma spoke angrily, not knowing what exacty she said.
" Aap bataengi. " Armaan said looking at Padma, who again started beating him.
" Arre yeh sab Shilpa ne kiya hai, maine nahi, kamine maine apni aankoh se dekha hai tujhe. " Padma spoke angrily.
" Aapne dekha, how was it ? " Armaan again asked a silly question.
" kamineya..hum log small town se zaroor hain, par hum tumhaari tarah besharam nahi hain, ki shaadi se pehle aisi kartoot ( deed ) karen. " Padma spat more anger.
" Kartoot...what is kartoot..." silly Armaan, he was asking these things in such a situation.
Padma beat him more but stopped on seeing Billy, Ananaya and Shashank outside.
The wedding was cancelled, parents were sad but Armaan and Shilpa were happy. The ladkiwaalas and the baaraatis were oblivious to all this.
Armaan and Shilpa were jumping, singing and dancing at this. And for the first time Armaan noticed Shilpa carefully.
" Bloody dulhan, mujhse chutkaara paakar, itni jaldi uchalne lagi, i don't like this, waise i must admit this, she's extremly beautiful. Her eyes, one can stare them for long, her cute nose, jahan humesha gussa rehta hai, her lips..uuummm...I wish I could suck them hard." Armaan thought.
" What the hell, main yeh sab kyon soch raha hoon...Armaan Malik, get a grip on yourself, this girl is bad for you...and not the one for you. " Armaan thought.
What they both didn't knew was that, Dadaji knew about all this, he made some calls and said, " Ab sab theek hoga! ".
To Be Continued...
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