SS: Chotey Ki Ayegi Barat Ch:10 pg 29*COMPLETED* - Page 8

fab update :) loved it soo much Grace!!!

i was rofl while readin arnavs pov wen he saw ppl dancin...

loving it. please continue. loved the dancing part.

You think this was a dull update?? Talk about underestimating yourself 🤣 I.LOVED. THIS. UPDATE. TO. BITS!! Seriously!! The level of sarcasm was Uhm-mazing 😆 Arnav's thoughts are sooo very awesome!

Hahaha! I loved the bit where he talked rudely to her and thought she would cry 🤣 Hahaha! It was awesome!!

And Lavanya is Miss Sundar and Shusheel?? *jaw drops to the ground* 😆 Fabulous! Update the next part soon!! Now that Ramadan's over and Eid's almost done with, I want updates!! And ooohhh! Eid Mubarak!! 😳

Hello Lovelies!

First of all I'm extremely sorry for such a late update *holds ears* and so as a compensation I tried to make this one longer and believe me it is long, longer than usual😆

Also this chapter is dedicated to Shiza (InvisiblSmile) why? read the end note for that😳

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Chapter 4

So Lavanya just called, and it was super annoying. First of all she called me fully disturbing my thought process and then what does she say? 'aur sunao"

Really is that why she called me at this hour to ask me aur sunao?

The women population I tell you urghh

Just then

"Choteyyy choteyyy"

There she goes again.

"kia hai di"

"Khushi aaney waali hai and you better behave you are acting too cranky these days and manners to jaise hai hi nahi"

Obviously what value do I hold in front of Khushi now.

With that she left without hearing what I had to say in my defense.

Crazy Raizada Females.

Just when I was enjoying some quality time with my laptop, Bluetooth and deals Khushi The Great enters my territory

"Hi"

Just when I was about to get up

"before you try your luck with your lame humor let me tell you don't bother I have come for some important things and gotta sort them quick"

I raised an eyebrow like she ever had anything important thing in life, and I very well know what her "important" is.

So she comes near my bed and sits in a lady like manner and opens her Mac book, acting all professional...faker!

"so Arnav...Arnav Singh Raizada, what do you prefer? a more traditional wedding or something western like?" she said typing, clicking and scrolling her device

Pshh what would I prefer? That's a first

"don't get too excited and think I care, this is our company's policy to make sure everything is planned and arranged according to the couple's likes and dislikes, chahe dulhan kitni hi sweet ho aur dhula kitna hi bada gadha kyun na ho"

She said with her eyes glued to the screen.

Wait..did she just compare me with an animal? What the-?

"not funny Khushi...besides don't pretend to act like you out of all people care about MY likes and dislikes"

"our company's policy" ofcourse

"kia karein majboori hai na...karma padta hai"

Dramebaaz.

"waise why are you so upset about this marriage? I mean Lavanya is such a sweetheart and she s sundar and susheel too"

oh god! Sundar and susheel, first two words that I ever hated in such a short of span of time.

To hell with sundar and susheel!

"and you are lucky to have her"

"aur woh lucky nahi hai?"

Im lucky? Puh-leez no body is ever lucky in this circus!

And she is lucky that I Arnav Singh Raizada is marrying her!

"ab hum sab to itne lucky nahi ho sakte na" she made a face as if she was getting sucked into the black hole of marriage and she's trying to outsmart me? ME?

"khair I got this for you, abhi do dino mein roka hai so this could be your outfit, mujhe pata tha aap khud to zehmat karenge nahi catalogue to waise ka waise hi pada hoga, so if there are any changes you need let me know, you know im a bit professional here compared to some people"

damn it! the catalogue I totally forgot

"ziyada smart banne ki koshish mat karo main tumhara yeh kachra suit nahi pehan ne wala aur wo catalogue... Arnav Singh Raizada khud apne kapde select karta hai mujhe kisi Khushi ki zaroorat nahi hai"

Well I didn't even look at the outfit but im sure its crap. Now this should piss her off and she should leave.

Three...two..on-

"whatever makes you happy lekin end mein tumhe yehi pehan na padega..dekhlena!"

What kind of a woman is she, nothing I say makes her leave. All those women I've seen are such cry babies what is she made of ?

Challenge accepted and out goes Ms Wedding Planner cum Life Spoiler

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Well I decided I could just take a look at the outfit I mean now it can't be bad enough to burn my eyes

and the poor thing laid there for a while now.

My eyes popped out the minute I opened the cover

It was a white sherwani with golden embroidery and a matching duppatta

Wow this is nothing like what I had imagined, it was actually quite nice

I didn't even realize that I was smiling at the outfit and felt a strange sense of satisfaction and pride that she picked it for me.

Im smiling looking at the outfit? Welcome to the side affects of marriage. Good bye sanity.

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So Roka is tomorrow, and Di gave me a whole list of pre-marriage ceremonies like seriously lets just get married and get done with this crap, and she is telling me how I should be more loving towards my wife to-be

loving? And me? she's expecting too much!

And just to clarify, her loving is different than mine, when she says loving it means go cheesy like no tomorrow and produce a flop bollywood film on the spot. Eww bollywood, my life is turning into a flop bollywood movie!

Anyway, right now the main problem is Di wants me to accompany her and Lavanya to their shopping trip, for the millionth time I hate going for shopping, there is a reason I shop online but then, who am I wasting my brain cells on?

"chotey chotey! Tum tayar nahi huye? Bataya tha na we have to go?"

Di said as if im the shopping loving freak here

Unbelievable! This woman acts so nave aur andar se itni chalak hai!

"di main dus hazar dafa bata chukka hoon mujhe nahi jaana!!"

"chotey mujhe kuch nahi sunna tum bas aa rahe ho!"

aaj tak meri baat suni hai jo ab sunegi?

"di I d-"

"go and change now you've got 15 minutes"

"but di I-"

"and you have to go pick up Khushi too, her car is broken so I said you'll get her"

Yes her car is broken just like her

"she's coming with us?"

ok i'll admit that was a stupid question but is she really coming?

Did I just expose my excitement in front of Di? Oh no, please tell me you heard nothing di tell me you heard nothing.

"yes chotey she is coming , now go and get ready!"

damn it.

I think I'll go now, was being bored at home anyway ;)

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creeekhhh

So I agreed on picking Khushi not because I wanted to see her or anything of course not but I was just curious to know where she lives, yah that's right

This place seems quite nice, it's a cool neighborhood and seems very green and fresh.

I was walking around looking for Khushi's house when I heard a weird noise

Merey angney mein tumhara kia kaam hai

Jo bhi naam waala wohi to badnam hai

The song became clearer but it sounded like a drunkard singing, oh my god is that Khushi? She and drunk? Tsk tsk tsk besharam ladki!

When I moved forward I saw

Khushi Singh-

Khushi Singh Raizada?

I had to shake my head, what was I reading!

Khushi Singh Choudry

Phew, its just the lack of sleep that's all

Of course that absurd music was coming from her house it seemed like she was mocking me

The universe is against me is it not-_-

I knocked the door and it flew open, it was already unlocked.

When the door made the creaking noise I heard this woman scream and for a second I thought I was in the wrong house

"oyee! Idhar aaa chal cheti kar" (hurry up come here)

what the-?

What is she saying?

Sounded like she was talking to someone else, maybe she was terrified in her language and was screaming? Who knows, Khushi lives in this neighborhood this is bound to happen.

I'm sure I'm in the wrong house.

Just when I turned around to leave I felt a hand on my shoulder and I turned back around.

"ina sharma kyun raha hai"(why are you being shy?) she said in a high pitched voice, so irritating that Di's yelling felt more melodious at this time.

"hayee kitna sona munda hai!" (wow such a handsome boy he is)

she literally did the hand gesture almost crashing into my temples.

I couldn't care less about this unknown woman with an unknown language but my eyes caught something else.

The door of the room was half opened and I could see Khushi's huge portraits lined up vertically from ceiling to the floor, each portrait showing a different expression

Creative, didn't know this Ms Im-all-that had a creative mind, not bad Khushi.

Hmm these portraits would seem just perfect with mine.

Oh my god what am I thinking. Focus ASR focus.

Just when I was staring at her portraits she danced across her room in repeated steps and sang a song that seemed to have been stuck in her mind.

She sprayed the perfume while pretended that she was a rock star on stage.

Her hair was left open except for a few pins that held the strands from running into her face.

She was wearing floral chinos and a crisp white shirt with a dark blazer.

Damn she's pretty, and the most adorable rock star perhaps?

"main to pehle hi kehti thi choi saab se viyah te vich to munda ho to aisa warna na ho"

(i always said that to choudry saab that if a guy comes for marriage he should be like this other wise there should be no alliance)

With that she gave a weird laugh and clapped loudly.

Does Khushi live in a circus too? oh we so connect!

"Khushi putarr...idar aa!!" she exclaimed while chewing on something which irritated me to no end and Khushi ran out of her room instantly.

"jee amma?"

"dekhto zara ke kaun aya hai, main na kehti thi handsome boys" (oh look at him, I told you it would be a handsome boy)

"OhHH Arnav, Arnav Singh Raizada, aap aur humari jhompdi mein? Humare to bhaag hi khul gaye"

Such a drama queen she is.

"amma yeh hai Arnav...Arnav Singh Raizada, tuada munda nahi hai" (mom this is Arnav not the guy for my marriage) she said side hugging her mom

"aur Arnav yeh-"

"main Saima Choudry, mashoor designer" she said batting her eye lashes with that crooked smile, oh my god.

Clearly she was shaken by my handsomeness

Khushi shook her head at her mother's boldness

"Amma mainu kaam waste jaanda hai tuada khyal rakho and abaji nu tang na karin" (mom im going for work, don't bother dad and take care)

She said and turned to leave but that crazy woman voiced again

"aik to tu aur who choi saab, acha khair mainu sab batayen kia kia hua tuada vich te aik do papiyaan bhi marle"

(you and your dad! anyway tell me everything that happened between you two and give him a kiss or two while you are at it)

She said with such excitement while hitting Khushi on the shoulder and let out that weird laugh again.

I don't know what exactly she said but I could make out a few words and somewhat decoded what she was trying to say.

Khushi had her eyes popped out and instantly a blush crept her cheeks.

Mrs Choudry seemed like a smart woman.

"amma! Yeh mera client hai, tusi kia bole jaa rahe ho"

(mom he is my client what nonsense are you saying)

"koi gal ni, client nu vich ni karsakti?"

(no problem, so what if he is your client?)

she said as if trying to pacify her daughter.

"ki gal kara si? Client the vich shaadi kahi hor howegi te tu maine baandh ri hai vich"

(what are you saying mom? Client is getting married somewhere else obviously and you are putting us together?)

"badi masoom hai meri kudi!"

(my daughter is so naive)

she said pulling her cheeks bringing that adorable annoyed expression.

"ache te tu hi kuch karle te papiyaan te jhapiyan"

(well, at least you make a move then give her a kiss or a hug)

she said winking at me.

Oh my god for some reason I could tell what she said even though she continued with her foreign language. Oh god! Is she trying to hook us up?

"ill see you later mom!" Khushi said clearly annoyed and left before her mother could do anything else.

By the end of our encounter I had started to like Mrs Choudry ;)

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Oh my god, my mother is so freakin' embarrassing sometimes... I really hope that Arnav, Arnav Singh Raizada didn't understand a word she said otherwise my years of reputation will go down the drain oh god.

And now the drive, please make it short please make it short, for the love of god! please make it short.

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As we walked towards my car I could see her sending silent prayers heavenward, why is she praying like one does before their biology exam? I wonder

If she's embarrassed about her mother's antics then oh this ride will be something to remember.

With that I could feel a ton of ideas popping in my head, leaving me confused on which one to apply first.

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Precap: car ride and roka

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So this one is for you Shiza cus you gave me the idea of making SC Khushi's mom and hence this scene took place😆

Also, Punjabi is not my language but I understand some of it and tried to write whatever I could, I hope i didnt make a fool out of myself or shredded the character of SC😆

Please mention in your comment on how you like Saima Choudry's character here, whether you think I was able to pull it off or not😳

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PMs Later.

My favorite chapter till date!

wow.. it was simply superb!!!!