been busy with studies *caution board of my name at the gates of med skool*'Aman shakes his head'
been busy with health *thats good actually till my new attending intern keeps that stubble on* 'Aman glares'
and when i come back here I see wat!!! BASHER!!! on FA!! and YOU!!!
wow!!! *opens hit list n jot down name no. 643.5* 'Aman confused'
I mean i should be the one bashing you. My human rights been stolen again.'Aman pats my back'
About 300+ people have started taking care of their lappis pc's phones n tabs like they personify sweeto. 'Aman brightens'
Even boyfriends/hubbys havent had their phones been thrown in aquarium out of windows since they make great time rescuers for all your readers who keep tab on if you have updated.'Aman cheks his pockets'
Likes/comments been put even before you pm.'Aman agrees.'
and we come bak to your update n wat we see.
An upset Shreya.'Aman gloomy'
huh? really are we that bad. We have been missing public transport coz it provides bad signals and still we get an upset Shreya.'Aman cheks its wallet'
certain invention of technology are leaking since they end up in shower cubicles but wen we come bak we get an upset Shreya.'Aman on phone'
We get so excited to comment on FA that we start all our comments with "wow Shreya loved it!!!" on all FF/SS/OS with the writers cursing us and when we come back we see an upset Shreya.'Aman agrees again'
Addicted to FA? in love with it? adore it to no end? lust after each update? dream about wat will Shreya type next?
but still we get an upset Shreya.---'keep quite Aman!'
So who wins?
WE the people who love you so much or she/he whoever basher
or you who has been confident about to write and post FA.
Who has been managing both worlds with such ease even though it may proving tiring sometimes unbearable.'Aman raises his hand'
but lemme tell u secret.
Its not not the fault of that basher. Its constipation.
No im serious its true.'Aman all ears'
Constipation makes people lose it both mentally n well embarrassingly.
You knw how?. See wen it strikes normally people with bashing tendencies start pulling their hair so mightily that they lose hair from the FOLLICLE. that creates an opening n well the brain neurons leak out.
Thus their loser qualities excel more.'Aman hugs me tightly'
P.S.- Now i love you too much to bash u like that but well a girl needs to do wat a girl needs to do. its PMS actually (Parched momo's syndrome.)
P.P.S- well the hit list have 643.5 peeps coz most of them are 9 year olds.( i dont spare toddlers sorry)
P.P.P.S- I wont say much just that a certain purple font lady needs to stay away from my man. i mean business.
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