OS: Sinful Desires (I hope this is appropriate) - Page 3

Originally posted by: HeadOverHeels

I think you should make the separate beds issue VERY clear. If you don't, it might hinder the stork's progress and then they will remain childless, which could mean Arnav will be forced to take another wife and produce the complimentary heir through their twin-bed sharing relationship. - Don't know what you were thinking, but please edit ASAP.

Originally posted by: HeadOverHeels

I think you should make the separate beds issue VERY clear. If you don't, it might hinder the stork's progress and then they will remain childless, which could mean Arnav will be forced to take another wife and produce the complimentary heir through their twin-bed sharing relationship. - Don't know what you were thinking, but please edit ASAP.

Originally posted by: Janet.Das

What the! How can you write the words child (less or otherwise), produce, and bed (twin or otherwise) in the same sentence? Do you or do you not realize that the accepted form of copulation erm I mean the accepted form of the event that occurs between a man and a woman that produces a child is smudging the sindoor? The couple is always fully dressed when they wake up after the said event. I suggest you stop assisting Muffin on her corruption mission and just let her have Arnav smudge some sindoor on Khushi's forehead.. all the while sitting on another chair. No childlessness after that.

*wipes brow and tries to control the blush after writing such intimate things on such a public forum*

Originally posted by: Janet.Das

What the! How can you write the words child (less or otherwise), produce, and bed (twin or otherwise) in the same sentence? Do you or do you not realize that the accepted form of copulation erm I mean the accepted form of the event that occurs between a man and a woman that produces a child is smudging the sindoor? The couple is always fully dressed when they wake up after the said event. I suggest you stop assisting Muffin on her corruption mission and just let her have Arnav smudge some sindoor on Khushi's forehead.. all the while sitting on another chair. No childlessness after that.

*wipes brow and tries to control the blush after writing such intimate things on such a public forum*

Originally posted by: minimuffin86

*blushes deeper then Khushis Diwali saree*

you guys! stop it! no no no! no smudging of the sindoor! that requires touching! don't you know that a child erm manifests itself like in the movie "Paheli". they get married and then the husband goes on a looong trip,,, no touching or being around each other! and then the husband sends a ghost who looks like him to erm... ah... blow the baby in to the wifes dream... and when she thinks baby the baby automatically takes root in her womb like the parasites that they are... and when the husband comes home she has a little bundle of joy waiting in her arms.. who is then transferred to the grandmothers hands before delivered in the fathers hands because we all know a husband and wife CAN NOT touch!!

and thats how it happens!