Here is the next chapter...please IGNORE any MISTAKES!! As you guys know that I am not very good in Hindi-English...I tried...so to make the updates a little faster I decided to write the updates in English so far just image them talking in Hindi lol...
Sorry for any confusions!
Enjoy!
Dadima and Madhuri saw Nakul running in the house...grabbing items from mandir and leaving back out again in a hurry...both looked at one another confused...both decides to go check out what is going on...they were shocked to see Maan coming out of the car with his eyes closed...Nakul gives Maan the mala...Maan starts saying mantras while holding the mala..still has eyes closed...
Dadima: yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Trans: What is going on here?
Maan: Nakul please Dadima aur Mom ko baatado ki main unse koyi baat kar sakta aur dekh sakta hoon
Trans: Nakul please tell mom and Dadima that I cant speak or see them
Madhuri: Matlab kya hai tumhara?
Trans: What do you mean
Maan: Nakul tum dono ko samja dena. Ramu mujhe outhouse main le chalo...aaj raat ke liye main waha rahoon ga...(Ramu takes Maan's hand and leads him toward the outhouse)
Trans: Nakul you can explain both...Ramu please take me to the outhouse..I will be staying there for tonight...Dadima and Madhuri both watch him leave
Dadima: Nakul aab mujhe batao yeh sab kya hai
Trans: Nakul now tell me what is all this
Nakul: woh actually Dadima...aaj office main saab ke uper ek ladki gir gayi thi aur Pandayji ne kaha hai ki aaj poora din kisi bhi ladkiyon se baat nahi kar sakta na dekh sakta hai
Trans: Today a girl fell on sir and Pandayji told him that he can't speak to any girls or see any girl for the whole day today
Maduhri (murmers): waise bhi yeh ladkiyon se baat nahi karta...kya farak parta hai
Trans: He doens't speak to any girls anyway...what does it matter
Dadima: theek hai tum jaa sakte ho (Nakul leaves...Dadima hits her head): kuch nahi ho sakta iss ladke ka...
Trans: Alright you may go...Nothing can be done with this boy
Madhuri: dekha maa main toh aapse pehele se kehe rahi thi
Trans: See mom I was telling you since before...
Dadima (ignores her and talks to herself): hmm aab mujhe kuch jaldi hi karna pade ga..warna yeh joh Pandayji iske damak main jo gussa hua baad main hai nikal nahi paayega (Madhuri shakes Dadima when she sees her lost in her own thoughts)
Trans: Now I have to do something quick..or else it will be difficult to get this Pandayji out of his head later
Madhuri: Maa aap meri baat sun rahi hai?
Trans: maa are you listening to me
Dadima (comes out of her planning): huh umm haan main sun rahi hoon...
Trans: yeah I am listening
Madhuri: toh aab kya karna hai?
Trans: now what do we do?
Dadima: woh sab mujh par chod do...bus joh main kehti hoon wahi karna
Trans: leave everything to me...just do as I say
Madhuri: Theek hai maa
Trans: Alright maa
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Ronit came home angry...he goes straight to his room and starts throwing his tie and jacket on the bed...Madhuri came running after him seeing him mad
Madhuri: kya hua?
Trans: What happened?
Ronit: kya hua? kya hua? (yells) tumhara woh beta apni nakuri chod ke us Panday ko milne gaya...aaj uska kaam par hona bahut zaroori tha...(madhur tries to speak) aab bas...aab main iska yeh natak nahi sehe sakta...uski shadi jaldi se jaldi karwani hogi...
Trans: what happened? What happend? your son left his job to meet Panday...it was very important for him to be at work today...engough now...I can't tolerate this anymore...I have to get him married soon
Madhuri (puts her hand on his shoulder); Shaant ho jayieh...Dadima kuch soch rahi hai
Trans: Calm down..Dadima is thinking of something
Ronit (shakes his head): tum dono ghar par sochte raho...aab main action loonga pagal hone se pehele (goes in the bathroom)
Trans: you two keep thinking sitting at hiome...now I will take some action before I go crazy
Madhuri runs to Dadima's room to give her the latest update...
Dadima: aab kya hoga...Ronit toh saab kuch begadhke rakh dega...(she paces back and fourth while Madhuri follows Dadima behind..)
Trans: Now what will happen...Ronit will ruin everything
Madhuri: Kuch socho...(bumps into Dadima)
Trans: Think of something
Dadima: Madhuri tum ek jaga par be kadi ho jao...main kuch sochti hoon...hmm tum aisa karo ki tum abhi jaa kar Ronit ko sambalo...main use kal baat karti hoon
Trans: Madhuri you stand at one place...I will think of something...why don't you go and take care of Ronit..I will speak with him tomorrow
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Ronit: maa yeh aap kaya kehe rahi hai
Trans: Maa what are you saying
Dadima: joh bhi kehe rahi hoon theek kehe rahi hoon..iske ilawa koyi aur raasta nahi hai
Trans: Whatever I am saying is right...we don't have any other option
Ronit: magar kaya woh maane ga
Trans: but will he agree
Dadima: uski fikar mat karo...main dekh loongi..filhal aaj Handa pariwaar aah rahe hai...humara pehela plan aaj se shuru hoga
Trans: Don't worry about that...I will see to it...for now Handa family is coming tonight...our first plan will start today
Ronit: aap se koyi nahi jeet sakta (smiles and shakes his head)
Trans: No one can win from you
Dadima (pats his face): akhir hum aapki maa jo hai
Trans: After all I am your mother
Ronit: waise Maan kaha par hai?
Trans: Where is Maan?
Dadima: woh subah hi nikal gaya tha...Shri Pandayji ko milne (laughs)
Trans: He left in the morning...to meet Mr. Pandayji
Ronit (shakes his head): I hope aaj kuch aacha hogaye
Trans: I hope something good happens today
Dadima: main bhi yehi chahti hoon
Trans: I want the same thing too
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Maan: Ramu itni traffic kyun hai? Mujhe Pandayji se milna bohut zaroori hai
Trans: Ramu why is there so much traffic? it is important for me to meet Pandayji
Ramu: Sorry Sir magar lagta hai koyi ladai kar raha hai
Trans: Sorry sir but it looks like someone is fighting
Maan: kaya hogaya hai logon ko..subah subah ladne ko chale aate hai...waise ladh kaun raha hai?
Trans: what is happening to people? Always coming in the morning to fight...who is fighting by the way?
Ramu: Ek ladkhi ne ek ladke ko tapad mara
Trans: A girl slaped a boy
Maan (shocked): kya! Main abhi dekh ke aata hoon
Trans: What! i will go and see
Ramu: Rehene doh sir
Trans: Leave it sir
Maan: Ek ladka musibat main hai..aur main yaha araam se beta rahoon?...mujhe uski madat karni chahiye
Trans: A guy is in trouble...and I just sit here confortably? I should help him
Ramu: magar sir
Trans: but sir
Maan: main abhi aaya
Trans: I will be right back
Maan got out of the car and went toward the noise...he saw a girl yelling at a boy...he angrily stormed near them...
Girl: What do you think of yourself? You can harras any girl and get away with it...you messed with the wrong person today...
Maan: yeh kya ho raha hai yaha
Trans: What is going on here
Girl (looks at the guy from head to toe wearing a white kurta pajama with gold vest): yeh mujhe ched raha tha
Trans: He was troubling me
Maan (looks at the poor guy who had his head down): chedne ka moqua tum ladkiyan deti ho pehele aur phir hum ladko par toot parti ho
Trans: You girls first give the opportunity to us..and then end up balming us
Girl (puts her hand on her hips): tumhara kehene ka matlab kaya hai?
Trans: What are you trying to say?
Maan: Mera matlab saaf hai...iss bachare ki kya galti hai agar tum ladiyan aise kapre pehen ke gumhe...(points at her clothes) bagwan bhi sharma jaye tumhare aise kapde dekh kar
Trans: It is very clear of what I mean...what is this poor guys fault if you girls walk around wearing this type of clothes...even God would feel embarrassed seeing these type of clothes
Girl: What is wrong with my clothes? (really angry)
Maan: sab kuch...yeh tumhari choti si skirt and your tight blouse...pata nahi tumhare maa baap kaise ghar se nikalne dete hai
Trans: Everything...your short skirt and your tight blouse...I don't know how your mom and dad allow you to leave your house
Girl: listen you! (points her finger in front of him) main kya phenti hoon kya nahi yeh mera problem hai
Trans: What I wear and what I don't wear is my problem
Maan: Aise hi bahar ja kar agar ladke nahi chede ge toh kya kare ge tumhari pooja?
Trans: If your are going to leave your house like this than guys are obviously going to bother you
Girl (Comes closer to him): Agar tumne ek aur shabd kaha toh mujhe se bura koyi nahi hoga
Trans: If you say one more word than you will see the worse of me
Maan (backs up a little): Dekha aab sher kaun raha hai? Mujh se tum dhoor ho kar baat karo...dekha aap sab ne (to the people standing there) aur tum iss bechare ki galti nikal rahi thi...
Trans: See who is harassing who now? Talk to me from standing far away...did you all see...and you were pointing at this poor boy
Girl (slaps Maan on the face...Maan mouth hungs open and puts his hand on the slapped cheek..she puts her hands on the hips and comes closer to Maan..Maan starts backing up a little): Mujhe sher kaun raha tha..main ya woh? (Maan points at the guy with hand still on his cheek) good...Do you have something more to say? (Maan shakes his head no...Maan's driver comes there)
Trans: Who was teasing me? Me or him?...
Ramu: Saab chalo yaha se...(he holds Maan's hand and drags him)
Trans: Sir lets go from here
Maan (turns around and looks at the girl and shouts): Chudail kahi ki!!..(and quickly walks off...the girl looks at him with anger...)
Girl: Dekh loon gi main tumhe (shouts back)
Trans: I will see you
Maan: Haan haan main bhi tumhe dekh loon ga...CHIPKALI! (Everyone laughs...the girl looks at everyone with anger...and gets in the car)
Trans: yeah I will see you too...Lizard!
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Maan comes home angry...and goes straight up to his room...Dadima and Madhuri (the duo) both look at him with surprise...Ramu enters right behind him...
Madhuri: Kya hua? Itni jaldi wapas kyun aagaye?
Trans: What happened? Why did you guys come back early?
Ramu: Woh Maan saab ka jagdha kisi ladki ke saath hogaya tha..aur uss ladki ne Maan saab ko tapad mara
Trans: Maan sir got into a fight with a girl...and the girl even slapped Maan sir
Both (got happy that he talked to a girl): why?
Ramu: woh ladki kisi ladke ko ucchi bol rahi thi...aur Maan sab uss ladke ko bachane gaye the
Trans: The girl was shouting at a boy..and Maan sir when to save the boy
Dadima (disapointed): hmm tum jao (Ramu leaves...to Madhuri): Chalo issi bahane usne kisi ladki se baat toh ki...iska matalb aaj raat ka dinner aacha jayega...
Trans: you can go...at least he talked to a girl...that means tonight dinner will go well...
Madhuri: upar jaa kar dekhte hai Maan kaya kar raha hai
Trans: lets go up stairs and see what Maan is doing
Dadima: Haan usse dinner ke bare main bhi batana hai
Trans: yeah we have to tell him about the dinner too
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Maan (to himself): ussne mujhe tapad mara...chudali, chipkali, bandari kahi ki...aacha hua Ramu aah gaye warna...(realizes what he was about to say) nahi nahi main nahi usse haat lagatha...chi mujhe aapne haath gande nahi karne...(looks in the mirror and makes a sad face) dekho kaya kiya ussne mere gaal ko...lal hogaya hai...kitna bahari haath hai uss chudail ka...lagta hai mere upar bhuri nazar lag gayi hai...tabhi toh mera aaj bhi din kitna bura chal raha hai..mujhe Pandayji ko milna hoga...uss chuadil ke karan main Pandayji ko milna bhool gaya...
Trans: She slapped me that witch, lizard, monkey...its good that Ramu came or else...no no i wouldn't touch her...eww I don't want to dirty my hands...look what she has done to my cheek...it is red...that witch had a heavy hand...I think I have someone's evil eye on me...that is why my day is also ruined today...I have to meet Pandayji...because of that witch i forgot to meet Pandayji
The duo knock on Maan's bedroom door...Maan quickly comes out of the bathroom and opens the door...they both see Maan's red color cheek...they wondered what girl touched him...
Dadima: Beta aaj humare ghar koyi guest aah rahe hai..aur tumhe aaj yaha pe hona hoga
Trans: We are expecting some guests today and it is important for you to be here
Maan: Par Dadima mujhe Pandayji se milna hai...main nahi aah sakta
Trans: but Dadima I have to meet Pandayji...I can't come
Madhuri: Bas...tum aaj nahi jaa sakte...joh maa kehe rahi hai wohi karna pade ga...samje...
Trans: enough...you can't go today...whatever Maa is saying you have to do...understand
Maan (puts his head down): Ji
Trans: yes
Dadima: Good...(Both leave smiling at one another...)
Maan closes the door and stands in front of a photo frame of Pandayji...he folds his hands and prays that everything goes well tonight at dinner...
Precap: Yeh hai humari beti Geet
Geet: Namaste
Dadima: Good bless you...
Aap ka bada pota Maan kaha hai?
Dadima: Woh upar tayar ho raha hai...abhi aata hoga
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