PART 26 Geet makes Maan try on the clothes. Maan comes out looking really HOT. His muscles were totally visible, the black made him look cool and the pink added that sexy look. Geet smiled. Geet- Amazing! Perfect! Aap aise hi jayenge! Maan- Geet, vo shaadi hain, aise lagta hain jaise main kise funeral ko ja raha hoon! Geet- BEHOLD THE PINK! It adds color! It looks hot! Maan, aap bahut acche lag rahe ho! Maan looks at himself in the mirror. Geet- Dekho, fere mein apne sea green dalna hain with cream tie and black pants. Haina? Coat aap rehne dejiye. Aur reception mein yeh! You'll look young and hot! Maan agrees. Geet- Dekha! I have good taste. When Maan and Geet went to the counter to pay and there was a big line. Then a girl who was standing in line recognized Maan. Archana- MAAN!!! Maan- Archana! Kaise ho? Archana hugs Maan and Geet gets jealous. Archana- Acchi hoon! Oh, aap apni choti behan ke saath shopping kar rahe ho? Geet opens her mouth wide open. Geet- Main iske behan nahi hoon, main iske girlfriend hoon. Archana- You naughty boy, tumne to bataya nahi! Maan- Ismein batane vali kaunsi baat hain. Archana- Darling, kya khareeda hain tumne Maan ke liye? Geet hated Archana already. Geet whispers- Jhuthi, tumhare ser mein marne ke liye. Maan bursted out laughing. Archana- Kya kaha tumne? Geet- Kapre! Aur kya lenge yahan par. Archana stared at Geet and observed her clothes. Archana- Uhmm, tum apne liye nahi koi kapre lete? Geet looks at herself. Geet- I tend to stay casual during shopping, main sirf occasions par fancy clothes dalti hoon, tumhari tarah nahi hoon, jo har waqt aur har roz nai nai kapre nahi dalti. Archana glares at Geet and then looks at Maan. Maan- Sahi kehti hain Geet.
Archana glares at both of them.
Geet- BYEEE.
Maan then looks at Geet as Archana leaves.
Maan- To, Ms. Geet Handa jealous ho gayi hain kyunki Archana ne mujhe hug kiya eh?
Geet- Main jealous thori na thi. Jealous to aap hamesha hote hain. Yaad hain? Main jab Rahul ke paas bethne lagi thi, aapne seat par pani fank diya, mera ta hasa nikaln vala si!
Maan looks at Geet.
Geet- Bolo Bolo, kitne jealous the. Jab main kisi bhi larke ko bulati hoon, aap hamesha jealous hote ho. Dekh kar bara maza aata hain!
Maan pulls Geet close.
Maan- Accha, maza aata hain.
Geet was speechless.
Geet- Vo...haan.
Maan- Accha, mujhe bhi tumhare saath aise harkat karne mein bara maza aata hain. Main to poora din bhi kar sakta hoon.
Then, the lady at the counter said- NEXTTTT!!!!!!!
Geet and Maan break their closeness.
The lady glared at them.
Lady- Young people, disgusting. Sharam to aati nahi en logo ko. Jahan dekho kiss karte hain, hug karte hain aur kabhi kabhi aisi gandi cheeze karte hain. Chi Chi.
Geet and Maan start laughing and then pay and leave.
Geet sees a Gol-Gappa stand outside.
Geet- MAAN! GOL GAPPAS!!
Maan- Haan to?
Geet- Mujhe khaana hain aur aapne bhi khana hain!
Maan- Geet, tum khaalo, mujhe nahi pasand hain.
Geet starts walking towards the stand.
Geet- Hawww! Aapko gol-gappas nahi pasand hain?
Maan- Nahi.
Geet- Ailo ji. Aap shayed unko theek se kehte nahi ke aap kaise chahte ho.
Geet tells the Gol-Gappa man how to make the Gol Gappas.
Geet- Chatpata hona chahiye! Aur usmein Dahi, onions, sholay, hari chatni, lal chatni aur mirchi honi chahiye.
Maan stares at the SIZE of the gol gappa. It was huge. Geet stuffed it all in her mouth.
Geet- Mmmmm!!! Bareya! Bahut accha!
Geet has the vendor make more and gives one to Maan.
Geet- Maan! Taste karo na! Bahut accha hain! Asli Gol Gappa to yeh hota hain!
Maan tries the gol gappa and he hated it.
Maan- Geet! Yeh kaisi cheez hain! Disgusting!
Geet- Chado, aapko to Punjabi style Gol Gappas kabhi nahi pasand aayenge.
Geet eats the gol gappas and leaves with Maan.
Geet- Maan, maine gari chalani hain!
Maan- Kya?! No Geet! Main abhi marna nahi chahta!
Geet- Arey, mere paas liscense hain!
Geet gets Maan's keys and sits in the driver's seat.
Maan- Geet, utaro gari se.
Geet- Nahi.
Geet points at the passenger seat.
Geet- Beto.
Maan sits in the passenger seat and Geet starts driving. She drives good and then she gets a phone call from Riddhima.
Riddhima- Hi! Kaisi hain yaar?
Geet- Acchi hoon!
Geet speeds up the car.
Maan- Geet.. Geet! No talking on the phone while driving!
Geet- Chup ho jao na! Aap dekh nahi sakte main phone par baat kar rahi hoon!
Maan stays quiet and is astounded.
Geet- Haan Riddhu bolo.
Riddhima starts gossiping with Geet.
Geet- I KNOW!!!!!!!!
Maan stares at Geet. Geet drives fast.
Riddhima- Aur dekha usne kapre kaise dale the?!
Geet- I KNOW!!!!!!!!
Riddhima- Aur uske shoes dekhe! I mean, they were so ugly!!
Geet- I KNOW HAINA???
Riddhima- Aur uske teeth dekhe??!
Geet- I KNOW!!!!! Kaise peele peele se hain! Yuck!
Maan stares at Geet and is still astounded.
Riddhima- Aur uska purse?!
Geet- EWWW!! SO OLD SCHOOL!
Riddhima- Aur uski jewelry dekhi!
Geet- I KNOW!!! Aise lag raha tha jaise jewelry ki dukan uske body par jakar fenk diya!
Geet was driving fast and Maan was staring at Geet.
Maan- Geet, dekho, phone band karo.
Geet- Maan aap kitne boring ho!
Geet continues driving fast and a rickshaw suddenly comes in front of them.
Maan- Geet! Vahan rickshaw hain!
Geet puts on the brakes.
Maan- AHHHH! HAY BHAGWAN!
Geet- Take a chill pill yaar.
Geet yells at the rickshaw driver.
Geet- AREY! AAP KO RICKSHAW CHALANI NAHI AATI??!!
There was a Moti Aunty sitting in the back of the rickshaw who was glaring at Geet and eating a Gulab Jaman.
Geet- Arey kya dekh rahi ho?! Rickshaw se utar aur thori se exercise kar!
The moti aunty continued eating her gulab jaman.
Maan noticed Geet's mood swings and started laughing.
Maan- Ha Ha. Geet bas karo aur drive karo.
Geet quickly drove out and drove really fast.
Geet looked at Maan.
Geet- Aajkal yeh lok bahut tang karte hain. Kaise log hain es shahr mein.
Maan laughed at Geet's childish behaviour. Geet drives really fast. Geet looks at Maan and see's that he isn't wearing a seatbelt.
Geet- BUCKLE UP!
Maan stares at Geet.
Maan- Kyun?
Geet- Kyun ki meri driving bahut khatarnak hone vali hain! Jo aage road aane vala hain, vo khali hain, es liye main freestyle karongi.
Maan- Geet tameez se gari chalao!
Geet- Aur aap tameez se seatbelt laga lo.
Maan puts on his seatbelt.
Maan- Geet, tum kuch jiaada control nahi karn lag payi.
Geet- Maan! Main kya karoon? Meri aadat ho gayi hain! Lekin agar hum dekhe, marzi aapki chalti hain!
Maan- Meri? Geet meri marzi to kabhi chalti nahi!
Geet- Accha! Chado, aapko lagta hain lekin mujhe pata hain ke dono ki marzi chalti hain!
Geet drives really fast and freestyle and then stops.
Maan- Kya hua?!
Geet- VAISE! Aapke breaks ko test kar rahi thi!
Maan smiles.
Maan- Yeh larki mujhe pagal kar degi!
Geet- Vo to maine kar bhi diya! Aapko fida bhi kar diya aur pagal bhi!
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Precap- Wedding!!!
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