Part 1 :-
London, Sunday Evening, 30th May
Girl: jiju where are we going?
Guy: why are you asking me this question? don't u trust me?
Girl: ohh SHUT UP..! obviously i trust u...
Guy: what? oye u said SHUT UP to your jiju.. haven't u learnt any manners in your school..??
Girl: sorry jiju...
Guy: ohh le.. bachi itni jaldi darr gayi...
Girl: oye hello.. i'm not a bachi & i'm not scared of anybody, specially u...
Guy: ahan!! but for me u're a BACHI..
Girl: jiju i'm 21 n u still thinks that i'm bachi..
Guy: obviously... coz i'm 27... see 6yrs gap... so for me U'RE A BACHI..!!
Girl: 6yrs gap, so what..?? di is 25.. see 2yrs gap... toh woh bhi bachi hui na aapke liye..
Guy: hey dumbo..! woh mere liye bachi nahi hai.. woh toh mere liye bache paida karegi...
Girl: oh god..! aap bhi na.. Acha now tell me, hum kahan ja rahe hai..?
Guy: i want to buy a necklace for ur di... hum woh lene ja rahe hai.. n u'll defo gonna help me in chosing it..
Girl: acha... aur mere liye kya loge?
Guy: arey meri pyari si SAALI SAHEBA "HUM AAPKE HAIN", aapko aur kya chahiye hai..
Girl: haha very funny.. bas baatein karwalo aapse... waise aaj itna pyaar kisliye?? i mean itne filmy dialogue...
Guy: MAAN SINGH KHURANA kabhi filmy dialogue nahi maarta.... woh mera original dialogue tha... Samjhi??
Girl: Hansu??? huh very funny...
Maan: abey yaar, joke tha...
Girl: GEET HANDA faltu ke jokes pe nahi hansti.... huh PJ
Maan: ya i know pretty joke.. haina...?
Geet: nahi ji... Poor joke...
they reached the jewellery shop..... maan asked shopkeeper to show THE BEST n unique collection of necklaces..... he showed them few..... they din't like any of them.... n suddenly geet n maan both points on the same necklace of platinum chain with heart shaped pendant n diamonds in it.....
Geet: yeh di ke upar bohot acha lagega...
Maan smiles: hmmm.... try it.....
Geet: me???
Maan: obviously... salesgirl ko toh nahi bolunga try karne ke liye....
Geet: why wil i try it....
Maan: arey try it na....
Geet: ummm..
geet slides her hair on one side......put the necklace on her neck, but got problem in locking it......maan saw her struggling with lock.....he stands behind her n put the lock on..... they both were standing infront of the mirror..... they were looking like the perfect couple.....but unfortunately they are not......
Maan: wow... not bad...
Geet: not bad matlab.... hello it is looking awesome....
maan smirks
the lady beside them, complimented : beta, yeh set tumhari wife ke upar bohot acha lag raha hai...
maan n geet stood rooted.....
Lady: god bless u both..... n left.....
the moment that lady left, geet n maan burst out in laugh.....they paid for the set n left
Geet: jiju.... mai aapki wife,.... hahah
Maan: i swear, yeh aunties bhi na.... oh god.... acha tum sab India kab aaoge, sameera said that there is a change in plan?? actually m leaving tonight only....
Geet: what... u din't tell me...
Maan: hmm meeting hai...
Geet: ohk... waise we'll be leaving day after tomorrow...
Maan: kyun... kal ki flight thi na....
Geet: dad ko kuch important kaam hai... aur aapko itni jaldi kyun hai, shaadi toh next sunday hai...
Maan blushed: waise hi
Geet: oye hoye *whistles* blushing.....
Maan: chup....
they reached home....maan meets everyone.....n tells them that he's leaving in about 2hrs, he hugs sameera.....& left
Sameera to geet: oye tu kahan gayi thi maan ke saath...
Geet: mere jiju hai, kahin bhi jaun... who are you to ask me this thing....
Sameera: chup kar... tere jiju se pehle he's my would be husband....
Geet: huh....
after 2 days.... Handa's reached delhi....i.e. 1st june
Geet: di kitne maze aaye na london mein..
Sameera: haan yaar....sach mein....oye plz bata na tu aur maan kahan gaye the...??
Geet: kyun feeling J......lol
Sameera: shut up... aur bata ab..
Geet: no ways... jiju ne mujhe mana kiya hai.....
Sameera: tu meri behen hai....
Geet: so what, jiju ki saali bhi hun...
Sameera: go to hell
Geet: thank u
Rano: kudiyon..chalo bohot baatein ho gayi, kal se saare function start ho jayenge...bohot kaam hai....geet bahar aa....help karwa meri
Geet: ji maa
Precap: MARRIAGE
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