Recap :-
Lady: haan matlab ab kya tu yeh kehna chahta hai ke GEET-hui sabse parayi, ab yeh teri wali nahi rahi...
Sardar: sharam kar, inna hatta katta nojawaan munda hai tu...aur kaisi wahiyaad baatein kar raha hai
maan looks at geet confusinly, or more annoyingly thinking she must have done something idiotic...
Part 23 :-
Maan confused: dekhiye aap log kya bol rahe hai, mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha...
Lady angrily: haan haan kyun samajh aayega, tu apni biwi jo nahi maanta ise...
maan looked at lady in shock, thinking "is she mad or what... my wife!! who??? geet... plz gimme a break... she's not my wife"
maan looked at geet more annoyingly... geet who herself was already annoyed of those ppl, looked at maan, making a cute baby face, shook her head for no with "i din't do anything" expression
Sardar gets up n pats maan's shoulder: dekh puttar yeh jhagda toh hota rehta hai miya-biwi mein, par aise koi apni biwi ko akele thodi na chodta hai aisi halat mein...
maan's mind stuck hearing "aisi halat mein???"
maan speaks to himself "i hope geet ne aur kuch faltu na bola, kaisi halat mein???"
Sardar: ki soch raha hai puttar..??
Maan came back out of her thoughts: hmmm
Lady to geet: le puttar tu yeh achar kha... tere uncle ise samjha rahe hai... woh maan jayega...
geet mummered annoyingly "maan kya maan jayega...uss bechare ko toh yeh bhi nahi pata ke ho kya raha hai"
Maan bit loudly said, contorling his anger: pehle aap use yeh achar khilana bandh kariye... use allergy hai isse... aur doosra, woh meri biwi nahi hai...hum sirf dost hai..!!Lady cupped her face in shock: kya??? yeh teri biwi nahi hai...Geet & Maan: NAHILady: haye mai marjawan aajkal de kudi-mundeya nu teh bilkul sharam nahi hai... bina shaadi ke bacha...Sardar: chi-chi... maa-baap ki thodi si bhi izzat nahi karte yeh log...Maan looked at geet in shock: BACHA??????Lady: ab samjhi mai, yeh iss bache ko accept karne se kyun mana kar raha hai...Maan clenched his teeth in anger & whispers: geeet yeh kya bakwas kar rahe hain?????...Geet made a baby face & whispers: YEH LOG PAGALKHAANE SE BHAAGKAR AAYE HAIN SHAYAD...!!Maan snapped back: and as if tum toh kisi normal jagah se aayi ho... oh god tumhe sabse zyada pagalkhane ki zarurat hai...Geet confused: maine kya kiya??? Maan angrily: tumne hi kuch kaha hoga...Geet snapped back: maine kuch nahi kaha... turns her face in angerLady: puttar dekho.. ab jo hogaya so hogaya... par aisi halat mein aise chilana bache ke liye acha nahi hai...Geet yelled at lady: koi bacha nahi hai... aap logo ko itni si baat kyon nahi samajh aa rahi...Lady tried to calm her down: dekh beta.. yeh ladke toh hote hi aise hai, apni zimmedari (responsibilty) ka inhe koi ehsaas nahi hota... hum ladkiyo ko hi sab sambhalna hota hai...geet kept quitemaan tried to say something when sardar stops him: chup kar oye tu...tune iss phool si bachi ki zindagi kharab kar di...maan looked away in angerLady: geet puttar tune apne gharwalo ko yeh sab bataya??geet narowwed her eyes, questioning "what"Lady: iss bache ke baare mein...geet got so much irritated that she just wanted to crying that moment...n mummers "bacha??? kya bataun unhe??? konsa bacha"Lady heard what she mummered n again took it in wrong way: awww beta tune apne ghar pe kisi ko nahi bataya...Sardar looked at maan: ab kaise aur kya batayegi bechari apne ghar pe jab yeh nikamaa iss bache ko apna maanta hi nahi hai... maan was fuming with anger, he just wanted to kill that man...nobody ever used "NIKAMAA" for him in his entire life...Lady to geet: beta mai apni zindagi ke itne saal ke experience se bol rahi hun, tu apne ghar pe bata de, warna baad mein bohot pareshani hogi.... Sardar to Maan: aur tu sun meri baat... ise pareshaan karna bandh kar... ab ise aur iske bache ko accept kar.....
Lady: haan puttar... aisa nahi karte... ab tere alawa iss bechari ka saath kon dega... tum dono saath mein jakar iske gharwaalo ko bata dena... mujhe pata hai wo log maan jayenge...
geet who was just sitting on her seat annoyed, looked away, din't say anything, she was so damn fed up of those ppl that she din't feel like saying anything... maan's blood was boiling like anything... he was damn angry, if possible he would have killed that man with his eyes...
Sardar whispers in lady's ear: Preeto(his wife) mujhe iss ladke pe yakin nahi hai... dekh kaise akad mein khada hai, koi sharam hi nahi hai...
Lady: tussi bilkul theek bol rahe ho ji...
Sardar: hume hi kuch karna hoga
maan saw them whispering, but he was not at all interested in their talk...geet who was looking away, din't even saw them whispering...
suddenly lady took out her chain from her neck, gives to geet & winks to sardar... geet looked at her surprisingly, thinking "now what...now what she want"
Geet: yeh kisliye...
Lady pointing at maan: yeh ise de...
Geet: kya?? par kyun??
Lady: arey puttar de toh...
geet din't want to argue anything with her, just passes the chain to maan...
Maan shouts: iska main kya karu???
Sardar: dekh maana yeh teri biwi nahi hai par ban toh sakti hai na... chal ab yeh chain pehna ise...
Maan & Geet: KYAAA
Lady to geet: puttar tujhe bola na aise mat chilla... bache ke sehat ke liye acha nahi hai...
Sardar to maan: ab aise kya dekh raha hai... pehna ise...
meanwhile AH comes to them n requests him
AH: Sir please take ur seat... we are about to land...
Maan noded: hmmm ... he was about to sit when sardar stops him...
Sardar: pehle tu ise yeh pehna... pointing at the chain
AH to maan: Sir please take ur seat...
Sardar to AH: oye ruk ja kudiye... hum yahan pe dil mila rahe hain or tu todne mein lagi hai...
AH: Sir please try to understand.. please let him take his place... we are just landing in few mins...
Announcement: Ladies and Gentlemen. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain is descent into Mumbai. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Mumbai.
AH: Sir... now please take ur seat...
maan was about to sit...
Sardar: par pehle pehna de use...
geet ignored all the convo...she was on with her music...
Maan shouts: chup... ab mujhe aur kuch nahi sunna... he ignored him n took a place,...sardar looked at maan confusingly... AH leaves...
Delhi
anu n taani was getting restless... they were not able to get a single info about geet...
Taani in low tone: anu...! geet theek toh hogi na.. mujhe darr lag raha hai...
Anurag who himself was worried but tried to calm her down: haan taani... woh thik hogi... tujhe toh pata hai woh kaisi hai... sabko pareshan karne mein maza aata hai use...
Taani tears rolled down: par anu usne kabhi aisa mazak nahi kiya...
Anurag wipes her tears with his hands: chup kar taani... tu kyun roh rahi hai,... use kuch nahi hoga...
Flight
maan totally ignored that sardar...he looked away n passed that chain to geet to return back to Lady...geet gives to lady...
Lady: puttar yeh tu mujhe kyun de rahi hai... tu darr mat usse... tu dekh woh tuje yeh airport pe utarkar pehnayega...
geet gave the most disgusted look as to why these ppl are so irritating...
flight landed in few mins... they arrived at CS airport...
Maan hurriedly went outside dragging geet along with him: geet yeh kya bakwas chal rahi thi andar...
Geet pulled out her wrist: they misunderstood me...
Maan: no... u must have said something silly... thatswhy all this rubish happened
Geet: excuse me... i din't say anything... they just took my words in a wrong way
Maan: that means u must have said something wrong
Geet: enough maan... why are shouting on me...
Maan: nobody ever dared to talk to me like this the way that man talked to me
Geet: ohh ur ego got hurt
Maan: what
Geet: yaaa... ur ego got hurt thatsy ur shouting on me
Maan: geet tum kahan ki baat kahan lekar ja rahi ho...
Geet: no Mr.Khurana... i know ur ego is VERY high just exactly like your name... MAAN...!!! ab kuch toh naam ka asar hoga hi...
Maan irritatedly: enough of all this
meanwhile their fighting, the sardar couple joins them
Lady to maan: oye tu fir ispe chilla raha hai...
Maan: mai...
Sardar interrupts: chup kar oye... bechari bachi pe chila raha hai...
Maan mummers "bachi???? huh!! abhi khud bol rahe the bachi bache paida karne wali hai, toh yeh kahe ki bachi rahi.."
geet heard him n was about to burst out in laugh but suddenly remembers that he was shouting on her, n she is angry with him... so just to make him more irritated, she took the advantage of that couple, showing them her baby cute face
Geet holds lady's hand: aunty ji.. yeh mere upar bohot chilla rahe the... (MELODRAMATIC)
maan looked at geet in shock, thinking "now what the hell is she upto...yeh gawaar log kam the kya jo yeh bhi ab inke saath shuru ho rahi hai...kar MAAN aur pyaar kar... dekh raha hai ab pyaar ke side effects..."
Lady pats her face: na puttar na... aise udaas nahi hote... iski mai abhi khabar leti hun...
Precap : Pyar Ke Side Effects😉😆
Edited by Manpreetmann - 14 years ago
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