Part 35.....
geet is out wid her frnds but cnt njoy as she is constantly thnkng abt maan......
Geet: main maan sir ke baare me kyun sochrahi hoon....?...unhe jaise meri parwa nahin he toh main unke baare me kyun sochoon....par kahin unhe bura toh nahin laga na ki maine dosti tod di.....bura aur unhe?...kabhi nahin.....woh toh khadus he.....unhe koi farq nahin parta hai.....
on d odr hand maan reaches home and goes to his room....thnks abt geet and makes a plan....
Maan: kya karoon ...ab maafi kaise mangoon geet se........main uske saamne jaunga toh woh sher ke jaise dahaar uthegi...kha jaegi mujhe.....haan ,,ek idea he....main ek kaam karunga...main geet ke ghar jaake usse bilkul attention nahin dunga...geet ko main janta hoon ...jab usse attention nahin milti toh woh bhadak jaati he......shakal dekhne layak hoti he uski....main usse bolunga ki main apne client se kaam ki baatein karne aaya hoon.....usse milne ke liye nahin ...uske baad main mauka dekhkar usse maafi manglunga..im sure yeh formula kaam zaroor aayega......ab main kya pehenke jaoon..oh maan........ dawaat pe nahn jaraha he tu...yaad rakh tu bin bulaye mehmaan ki tarah jaraha he.....sach me ek no gadha he tu....pata nahin geet ko kya kuch nahin boldiya maine........ab uske hi style se maafi mangna parega..........uff ...all d best maan...chal mission geet me shru hoja...
maan gets ready and rides off to geet's place..........geet on d odr hand reaches home wid her frnds.....arjun gves surprise to antara and dai ma......they all cum home.....arjun is helping out dai ma in cooking wile neha and ankita are freaking out wid antara...geet all alone goes to her room and decides to freshen up...........she opens her cupboard to wear sumthng gud wen she notices d dress wich she wore yesterday ...she remembers d special moments of frndship wich she shared wid maan...she then thnks...
Geet; main maan sir ke baare main itna kyun soch rahi hoon.....jab woh mujhe apna dost nahin samjhte...jab unhe mujhe apna dost kehte hue sharam aati he toh main unke baare kyun itna sochoon........bilkul nahin main maan sir ke baare me bilkul nahin sochungi.....no geet no........
geet picks up a nice pair of jeans and red sleeveless kurti paired wid red earrings..........her fav pair of golden jootis...keeps her hair straight open and goes to the kitchen...arjun looks at her and says..
Arjun: wow geet....tum achchi lagrahi ho....
Geet: thanx arjun.....par yeh line thodi purani he...koi alaag dhang se taareef karo.....
Arjun: kaise?
Geet: bilkul waise jaise maan sir ne........
she stops in d mid way of her sentence...remembers the moment wen maan praised her...appreciated her.........she remembers maan highly...arjun looks at her wid a curious expression.
Arjun: maan sir?........maan sir ne kya ?
Geet: upp...kuch nahin.....bas unka naam aise hi nikalgaya.....
Arjun....dekh mujhe filmy tareefe bilkul nahin aati.....ab har koi tere shahrukh khan jaisa toh ho nahin sakta na.......
Geet: very funny....tu na ladkiyon ki tarah khana bana .....
Arjun: kum se kum banaa toh raha hoon na......yeh tera kaam he samjhi...
Geet; shut up!.......apna kaam kar...kyunki humare khandan ke official chef hai.....
Arjun: aisa haal raha toh tujhse shaadi kaun karega...
Geet: huh....miljaega....tujhe chinta karne ki koi zaroorat nahin he....
Arjun: waise maine kabhi poocha nahin tujhse tujhe kaisa ladka chahiye...?
dai ma too speaks....
DM: haan geet bol na tujhe kaisa ladka chahiye...
geet says...
Geet: ek aisa ladka jo bohot handsome ho...jisme attitude ho...jo meri takkar ka ho....
simultaneously maan is being shown.....as geet keeps on highlighting d qualites..
Geet: jiske paas ek lambi si mercedes ho....woh bhi black colour ki............jo black suit pehenkar mere ghar ke saamne aakar rukjaaye.....
maan's car stops in frnt of geet's house...dressed smartly in a black suit...maan cums out of d car in a dashing way........geet continues her description...while gvng her description she is walking arnd d house...she is cuming nearer and nearer her house door...
Geet: woh gaari se utarkar....haathon me phoolon ka guldasta liye... aakr doorbell bajega aur kahega........
d doorbell rings at the same tym.......
Geet: heh...ab yeh kaun aagaya........
Arjun: tera prince charming............
Geet: very funny........!
Geet opens d door....maan is standing wid d flowers in his and wich r actually for geet........geet cnt see who it is........arjun and dai ma are chatting in d living room...........geet says.........
Geet: yeh toh sach me phoolon ka guldasta he...kya yeh sach me prince charming...nahin nahin koi ghatia sa salesman hua toh...dekhiye humein kuch nahin chahiye aap jaiyye yahan se.........
Maan removes d flowers and gves her a look...geet's eyes remain open...........
Geet: arey yeh toh maan sir jaise dikhte he...yeh salesman maan sir ka roop dharan karke kaise aagaye...main bhi din bhar unke baare me soch kar pagal hogayi....dekhiye ji humein kuch nahin chahiye......jaiyye yahan se ...jaiyye........
Maan: geet.....tumhe main salesman lagta hoon haan..?...main salesman nahin maan sir hoon........
geet turns bk.....
Geet: arey yeh toh sach me maan sir he........yeh yahan kaise?.........zaroor meri party spoil karne ke liye aaye he....inse meri khushi bardasht kyun nahin hoti.........?
aap..?....aap yahan?........aap yahan kya karrahe he?...kya koi kasar baki rahgayi thi jo yahan usse poori karne ke liye chale aaye aap?
Maan: geet main yahan pe...
Geet: achchi tarah se janti hoon me...aap yahan meri party kharap karne ke liye aaye he?......nikal jaiyye yahan se.......aur waise bhi iss tarah se kisi ke ghar bin bulaye mehmaan ki tarah aana achcha nahin he........kyunki aapko kisine invite nahin kiya he samjhe aap....aur agar aap yeh phool bechne ke liye aaye he toh sorry mujhe yellow roses achche nahin lagte he.....
Maan: geet...main salesman nahin hoon aur main yahan pe kuch bechne ke liye nahin aaya hoon samjhi tum?
Geet: oh really....par aapki shakal toh waisi he ...salesman jaisi.....aur lagte bhi aap wahin he.....!
Maan: geet bohot hua tumhara...main yahan pe tumhari shakal dekhne nahin aaya hoon....samjhi...
Geet: oh toh kya aap yahan bhajan gaane aaye he?........
Maan: geet...ajeebo gareeb baatein karna band karo plz........
Geet: ajeeb toh aap he...aapka pet nahin bhara mujhe taane sunake office me joh uski kasar poori karne ke liye apa yahan bhi aagaye ....dekhiye main aapko meri party spoil karne bilkul nahin dungi samjhe aap?..main aapko mere ghar ke iss border ko cross bilkul nahin karne dungi...aapke kharap iraadon ko kabhi kamyaab nahin hone dungi...
Maan: geet.plz move...aise door ko block karke kyun khadi ho tum...mujhe andar jaane do geet........!
Geet: no way mr.boss....ek boss ko shobha nahin deta ko woh aise apne employee ke ghar aaye......aapke status ka kya hoga?.........
Maan: geet main yahan kaam se aaya hoon samjhi tum...mujhe arjun se kaam he...ek urgent kaam..kuch discuss karna he ..kal meri meetng he iss project ko lekar.........pata chal ki arjun yahan he toh yahan chala ayaa.........aur main tumhari tarah kaamchor toh hoon nahin ki adha kaam chodkar half day lekar chala jaoon.........kaam karna zaroori he na....
Geet: kya?...kya kaha aapne?...kaamchor ...ab toh aapke liye bilkul no entry...mujhe yahan pe ab ek board lagana parega.....trespassers and maan sir not allowed.........ghusne ki himmat toh karke dekhiye.....aapko do piece me maine nahin bheja to mera naam bhi geet nahin........
Maan: toh theek he apne liye ek achcha sa aur ek naam sochlena kyunki main toh andar jaake hi rahunga....kyunki jab kaam ki baat aati he toh nobody cn stop me...chaahe woh tumhi kyun na ho secretary ji..........
Geet: toh mr.boss aap bhi ek baat kaan kholkar sunlijye....mere ghar ko office banane ki koshish mat kijye.........plz aap jaiyye yahan se isse pehle main bhadak jaaoon...aap jao......
Maan: tum chahe bhadko ya na bhadko ...mujhe koi fark nahin parta he............mujhe andar arjun se kaam he toh main jaraha hoon.....
Geet: jaake toh dekhiye aap.......ghar mera he...meri territory me dushman hamla karega toh main bhi vaar karungi...samjhe aap?
Maan: geet...kya main tumhara dushman hoon?.......
Geet: dost bhi toh nahin he na..........yaad nahin subha hi aapne dosti tod di thi.........
Maan: maine todi...for ur kkind information...woh dosti tumne todi thi....
Geet: par majboor kisne kiya tha......aapne na....
Maan: dekho geet tum mera bohot tym waste karchuki ho..tumhe toh office ki chinta he nahin ...kum se kum mujhe kaam toh theek se karne do.........ab mujhe andar jaane do please......
Geet: no...nahin........bilkul nahin....dekhiye abhi arjun mera dost he ...aapka client nahin....apko jo kaam karna he aap dinner ke baad mere ghar ke bahar karlijiyega.....lekin mere ghar me bilkul nahin......no way.......!
Maan: geet..mujhe aaj hi papers despatch karne he aur mujhe arjun ke consent chahiye..clients mere phone ka abhi wait karrahe he......plz mujhe usse baat karni he.......hato tum.......
Geet:ajeeb aadmi he aap...aise maan na maan main tera mehmaan banke aagaye aap...maan singh khurana ko suit nahin karta.......
Maan: dekho geet...main maan hoon......toh main meh maan kyun nahin bansakta....
Geet: zyada smart baatein karne ki zaroorat nahin he aapko.........yeh lines jaake kahin aur kahiyega ...yeh geet ke saath kaam nahin aate...........aur haan yahan sab mere dost he.andar meri doston ki party he.......aur afsos aap mere dost nahin he........toh aapki entry rejected.........
Maan: geet...agar tumne mujhe andar aane nahin diya na toh main.......
Geet: toh kya haan?...kya?...naukri se nikaaldenge...bas wahi baki rehgaya he...ab woh bhi kardijiye........aapke saath naukri karne se achcha he main ghar pe bethi rahoon aur koi kaam na karoon..........
Maan: nahin main tumhe naukri se nikalunga nahin.main toh dai ma aur baaki sabko woh bataunga jo uss din hua tha.........
Geet: kya?....kis cheez ke baare me?...aap dai ma se kya kahenge?
Maan: geet shayad tumhari yaadash kamzor he..yaad nahin main tumhare ghar me pehle bhi aachuka hoon....tumne zyada drink karli thi........main tumhe uthake leke ghar laya tha?...uss din dai ma aur tumhari behen ghar pe nahin thi na?...aur main janta hoon tumne unhe kuch nahin bataya uss raat ke baare me........
Geet:upp........dddddekhiye dhamki mat dijiye...samjhe aap?..aapki dhamkiyaan mere kaam nahin aayegi..aur maine koi galat kaam nahin kiya he ...aur dai ma ko beech me ghasitne ki koi zaroorat nahin he...aur dai ma aapke baaton ka yakeen bhi nahin karengi....blackmail karke ghar me ghusne ks plan bohot hi purana he...kuch aur try kijye.
Maan: geet......tum darpok ho...darti ho tum ..isilye toh ab tak nahin bataya...aur main blackmail nahi karraha hoon..main toh sach bolne me tumhari madat karraha hoon.......aur hum sabko sach ka saath dena chahiye aur sach bolna bhi chahiye..hai na geet?.......
Geet: zyada satyawadi harishchandra banne ki zaroorat nahin he..........dekhiye aapka bohot natak hua.........jaiyye aur mera aur tym waste mat kijiye.........
Maan: tym toh tum mera waste karrahi ho...jitna tym maine tumhare saath yahan ladne me lagaya diya na utne tym me toh meri arjun se baat bhi hogayi hoti............par tum ho ki andar jaane hi nahin derahi ho...kabse khada hoon idhar...
Geet: toh kyun khade he.......main aapko ek saala deti hoon.......ghumiye..chalke aapni gaari main bethkar aapne alishaan haveli me vapas chalejaiyye.......aur chaddar dalke sojaiyye.........khade rehne ki takleif nahin karni paregi aapko...........
Maan: dekho geet ...ab toh main andar jaake rahunga...tum nahin roksakti mujhe.......
Geet: jaake toh dikhaiyye......mere andar bhi punjabi khoon daurta he........itni asaani se geet aapko andar jaane nahin degi ....varna geet apna naam badal degi........
Maan: bas hato abhi ...bohot hua..hato......
Geet: aap jaiyye...jaiyye...
they both r fighting wen dm cums dere........dm while walking towards d door...
dm: geet...kaun aaya he beta.....kahin sach me tera prnce charming toh nahin aagaya na jo itna tym lagarahi he...
dm cums dere.........
Geet: huh..yeh aur prince charming...bilkul nahin dm..yeh toh beauty and the beast ke beast he.....
dm: geet...aisi baatein nahin karte...aur yeh he kaun?..........
Geet: rakshas...
Dm: rakshas..?........geet tu chup reh.......aap kaun he?...
Maan: namaste....main maan singh khurana hoon...geet ka boss..........
dm: achcha achcha...toh aap geet ke boss he..........namaste...apke bare me geet bohot baatein karti he......aapse milne ki bohot chahat thi.....par kabhi aapko geet ne ghar pe bulaya nahin.......kher aaj aapse mulaqat ho hi gayi............
Maan: ji main pehle ghar me aa.......
geet stamps maan's foot......
Maan: ouch!..
DM: kya hua?....
Maan: kuch nahin........woh geet ne kabhi mujhe invite hi nahin kiya toh main aa nahin paya...par aaj aagaya.........
dm: geet tune bataya nahin ki tune inhe bhi aaj bulaya he..........waise toh duniya bhar ki baatein karti rehti he par asli baat nahin batati.......sorry geet ne kuch bataya hi nahin....yeh toh he hi bhulakkar......agar mujhe pehel pata hota ki aap bhi aarahe toh main aur achche se taiyyari karti......
Geet: par maine inhe nahin bulaya he dm.......
dm: chup ...bilkul chup...ek toh batati nahin he upar se apni galti chupane ke liye jhooth bolrahi he........
Geet: sach me dm...yeh khud hi aagaye he..maine nahin bulaya......
dm: geet....yeh khud kyun aayenge...koi kisike ghar me bin bulaye mehmaan ki tarah aata he kya?........koi bulata he tab hi toh aata he na?.......aur woh bhi itne bare aadmi kisike ghar widout invitation nahin jayenge..........aapni galtiyon pe parda mat daal.........
Geet: dm aap inhe nahin jaante..yeh bohot hi chalu he........
dm: geet main janti hoon ki tu aapni boss ki kitni taareef karti he lekin baat karne ka ek tareeka hota he.........ab bilkul chup...aur mujhe baat karne de........samjhi?
aap bahar kyun khade he.....andar aiyye...apne ghar jaisa samjhiye.......
Maan: woh kya hai na ki geet mujhe bahar se hi u knw
DM: geet ke baaton ka bura mat maniyega...yeh thoda zyada bolti he.......
Maan: mujhe pata hai..........
DM; toh andar aaiyye na........
dm takes maan in the house......while geet's mouth is wide open..she is absolutely surprised...
dm: aap bethiye haan...make urself comfortable.waise yeh phool kiske liye?..
Maan: woh main....(looks at geet and she too looks at him......)
Geet: mujhe nahin chahiye....
Maan: tumhare liye he bhi nahin....yeh toh dai ma aur tumhari choti behen ke liye he.....
DM: oh..!...thank u so much...bohot khoobsoorat phool he...aaiyye na ...bethiye........
Maan: thank u.....
maan looks at geet wid mocking eyes....geet is fuming wid anger......maan goes to taunt her.........
Maan: geet...apne liye ek achcha naam sochliya na........kya naam rakhne ka faislaa kiya tumne...kyunki main toh tumhare ghar me aachuka hoon..u know geet ke territory me dushman ne hamla kardiya he....ab tum kya karogi geet........tum ek kaam karo...apne liye ek achcha sa naam socho...agar meri madat ko zaroorat pare toh manglena haan...
Geet: aapko sharam aani chahye...dai ma ka istemaal karke aap mere ghar me ghusgaye...sharam nahin aati aapko dm ko istemaal karte hue...
Maan; woh kya he na geet evrythng is fair in love and war........
Geet: and this is a war.......
Maan: as u wish........bye geet.....
maan goes and sits down....geet is angry...
geet: manaiyye manaiyye...apni jeet ka jashn manalijiye....lekin main bhi haar nahin mannongi...ab main iss war ko khatam karungi.......aaj maine aapko 360 degree main nahin ghumaya toh mera naam bhi geet nahin...........aisa bhgaungi aapko iss ghar se ki aap kabhi meri party kharap karne ke layak nahin rahenge........kyunki main aapko achche se janti hoon...koi kaam vaam nahin he aapko......aapka har ek iraada main samjhti hoon............agar main aapko jaldi iss ghar se rafa dafa nahin kiya toh main geet bakshi nahin...........aisa plan banaungi ki aap yahan se khud jayenge......woh bhi bhagke......
maan looks at geet...geet looks at maan and walks away...........
Maan:geet...im sorry...mujhe tumhe aur tang karne ka koi iraada nahin tha.......tumhe gussa dilane ka koi iraada bhi nahin tha...mujhe aur koi tareeka nahi mila....tumhare ghar me ghusne ka aur tumse maafi mangne ka............aur waise bhi tumhe tang karke tumhe manane ka alag hi mazaa he...main jaanta hoon ki tum bohot gussa ho lekin mujhe tumhare gusse ko thanda karna aata he.......geet tum aaj laakh koshish karlo ...aaj main tumhe manakar hi rahunga aur tumhara dost bankar rahunga............kyunki dosti ki he nibhani toh paregi hi......main bhi kitna filmy hogaya hoon na...bilkul geet ke language me baat karraha hoon...........
geet goes to her room where neha, ankita arjun and anti are sitting..she decides to work out her plan in order to throw maan out of the house.........while maan alone in the living room too works out his plan to pacify geet...........and get back her frndship..and to become frnds again.......!!!😛
Edited by swthrtdevisha - 14 years ago
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