Originally posted by: -Edelweiss-
Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he is a fairy because...
1) He does not suck human blood.
2) He lives in a forest.
3) He acts just like Tinkerbell...heck even tinkerbell would hate to be associated with him.
4) He loves from the heart and also gets jealous from the heart just like Tinky did....*chokes on her drink*
5) And finally the most important..he sparkles.
I never really thought this way. But it fits! 😆
Armaan these are the very reasons why chicks dig him..*gags* And the very reason your Riddhima has lost all ability to comprehend and think coherently as she has been bedazzled by the sparkles on him. May god or wait.. let me rephrase, may your GF have pity on your soul from this so called fairy wannabe vampire.
Riddhima is just lost in Edward obsession. I used to like Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer (I am a sucker for accents) and had seen mildly obsessive fan girls arguing over the eternal fight of Angel Vs. Spike. Still, fairy cracks me up 😆
BTW dear boys..yes you too Rahul..I think you both will need to join the club of those million other middle aged men who will understand and sympathise with your current situation as you are all passengers of the same boat.
Ridzy, care to share what you like oh so much about the Pattinson dude? I mean seriously..the werewolf actor is way better looking than Pattinson. Even Daniel Radcliffe looks like a man, unlike this guy in my opinion.
Actually Rob looked okay as Cedric. But as soon as he became Edward, he became the signature pretty boy. I had watched his interview on Ellen's show and whenever he messed up his hair, girls screamed! It was very weird.
Armaan, I look forward to see how you and your dear buddy come out of this Cullen pandemic that seems to be only getting bigger by each passing day.
Sookie, thanks for the PM. I needed some light stuff to read. This did the job, and I can safely say the Twilight series is something I never want to read. I did have the misfortune to watch the movie, and only I know how I sat through it and lived to tell the tale. I am scarred for life..its blasphemous to present vampires like that..no blood, no gore. The summary of the movie was spot on, couldn't agree more.
You are welcome H. Glad that you got a kick out of reading (and am guessing writing this comment too!)
Before I forget to mention, I loved the description of the two at the end..the mention of the HP curses.
I always wanted to use the three unforgivables together. Thought would do so here :-)
Edit
Forgot to mention..I love the title. It should be registered with WHO under psychological disorders..looking at its exponential growth.
Aah..."OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder" - This was on T-Shirts worn by girls during Twilight premiere. 😆Need I say more?
cheers
H