Next few days r very busssy as date of Raj Muskaan marriage is nearing.......All the shopping..taiyaari & masti....
One day:
Rahul is sleeping in his room...Its9.30am...Muskaan comes in his room & sees him sleeping.....
M- Oyee khotey....dekh 9.30 baj gaye abhi tak tu soo rahi hai???? Uth jaa.....
No response from Rahul...
M- Rahul..uth na.....
No response....
M- sachi kaha hai kisine Laathon ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante......
She goes in his bath room & takes a small bucket full of water & throw the water on Rahul...he get up wid a jerk....
M- Gud morning Rhaul....(smling)
R(giving khunaas)- Gud morning???????? yeh koi tarika hai kya kissiko utha ne ka???
M- toh kya karti???kabse utha rahi thi.....aur Rahul 9.30 tak koi soota hai kya????
R(ro9lls his eyes)- see who is saying that??? Khotti ek toh teri subah 11 baje tak hoti nahi hai..aaj pata nahi aksie inne subhe subhe uth gayi aur ab mujhe early to bed & early to rise pe lecture maar rahi hai???
M(smiels)- Achha chod..jaldi se taiyaar ho jaa.hume bahar jaana hai...
R- BAhar?? ?Nahi yaar..abhi mood nahi hai...baadme.....
M- Baadme nahi..abhi....
R- Kahan jana hai par???
M- Shopping!!!!
R- Shopping????
M- Haan...tu main aunyji..aur ,meri mummyji....
R- Yaa right..main kaun?? Driver-cum-coolie....
m(laughs)- Haii Rahul tu mere saath reh reh kinna smart ho gaya hai..kaise sab tujhe pata chal ta hai..chal abhi...
R- Hat jaa....ek toh subhe subhe mujhe itne faltuu kaam ke liye uthya...jaa koi aur driver dhund le main toh soo raha ahu....
M(seriously)- Rahul....tujhe meri shaadi ki shopping ek faltuu kaam lagta hai??? Jaa ..jaake mar....mujhe koi baat nahi karni.....
Saying so she is leaving angrily when he grabs her hand.....
R- Aee Muskii....tu toh naraaz ho gayi....main toh mazzak kar raha tha....
He gets up & hold shis ears...
R- Shooryyy....ab maaf bhi karde .....yaa a uthak baithak karu????
M(smiles)- Nahi bas....jaa maaf kia.....
R- Haii Rabba kinna maska maarna padta hai isko..bechara Raj!!! poor soul!!!
m(heasr)- Kya kaha????
R- MAine??? Na na..kuch bhi toh nahi...
M- Mujhe sab pata hai..saale kamine......
She runs behind him..they stand on his bed & figh wid the pillows....they have mesed up the room & rahul's mom ebters....
R.M- haiiiyooo Rabba..yeh sab kya hai???
R- Maa..maine kuch nahi kia....
M- Auntyji sab iski ki galati hai...
R- Maine kya kia???
m- Tune mujhe maara kyun???
R- Kyunki tune mujhe maara...
M- Maine kab,???
R- Muskaan dekh.....
R.M- Chup....dono ek dum chup....Rahul yeh sab kya hai????
R- Maa maine kya kia???
R.M- yeh kya tarika hai ek ladki se baat karne ka??
R(looks around)- LAdki??? Kaun????
Muskaan hits him on his arm...
M- Khotey..main aur kaun>???
R- Tu ladki kahan hai??? Tu toh meri jhaali hai.....
M(smiles)- Aur tu mera kankhajura....
R(smiles)- Come here....
RM hug.....
R.M smiles.....
R.M- Inka kuch nahi ho sakta......
4 hrs later:
Rahul is looking frustrated holding 1000 of bags.....he has lost all the enthu..bt ladies were in 100% josh...Muskaan was tomboy bt one thing she had in her genes....LOVE FOR SHOPPING......
They enter a shop where Muskaan is seeing some lehengas for her sangeet.....Both the moms were seeing saris for the baaratis & other relatives.....
M- rahul...bata na kaunsa aacha hai???
R(irriated)- sab aache hai Muskan....
M- PAta hai..bt mujhe yeh bata mujh pe kaunsa aacha lagega...
R- Koi bhi lele ??? Kya paharak padta hai....
M- AMtlab??? Mujhe pe kuch bhi aacha nahi lagega????
R(smiles)- Nahi....
M- Kya?????? rajhul.........
R- Aree mera matlab hai tu koi bhi lele tujhpe toh sab aacha lagta hai....
M(smiles)- saachi???
R- NAhi..main jhoot bol raha tha.....
M- Raaahhhhul.....
Rahul laughs
Two ladies were looking at RM & hearing their convo.....
One lady- Dekho na kinne sonne lagte hai na saath me....
M- Ok ab bata....yeh yellow aacha hai ya pink.....
R- Jab tak main nahi bataunga tu mera jeena ahraam karti rahegi na???
M- haan...
R- Ok...pink.....
M(smiles)- Bhaiyyaji woh yellow dikhana....
R- Musjaaan??? i said Pink.....
M- O comeone Rahul..pink is soooo girly.....
rahul rolls his eyes...
R- jab mere opnion ka koi imporatnce hi nahi hai toh mujhe puchti kyun hai??
M- Ek toh tujhe inni importance dekee maine pucha...aur tune apna ghatriyaa opnion diyya....then its entirely my wish whether to listen to u yaa nahi..ok???
R- Jaa khade main jaaa....agli baar u just ask me sumthing...
M- Agli baar tujhe puche ga kaun???Pink??? Pink is ur choice??? i mean Rahul....mujhe nahi pata tha ki teri choice itni...gay hai....
R- What???? tune mujhe gay kaha???? How dare u!!!! Tu jaa kadhe me..teri shopping usse bhi bade khaade me....I am going............
M- ya go to helll................
Rahul stroms out of tye shop.....
The two ladies which were talking abt Rm looked at each other...
Other lady- Ahem....i dont think they make a good couple..agar inki shaadi ho gayi toh sab ki band bajegi....
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Kumkum Bhagya
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