-Bollywood ka Maara Armaan Bechara-Updated Pg 130 - Page 18

In the car Ridhima and Muskaan

R: ready muskaan

M: yup……………chalo

R: Mama Papa se milne ke liye koi bhi excitement nahi

Muskaan was rather sad and seemed upset

M: ohh no no woh to bas aise hi

R: Armaan ko miss karo gi

Muskaan smiled: maybe

R: apne pyar ko chodna muskil hai na?

Muskaan was totally shocked by this statment: WHAT?!?!??!

R: its okay aisa hota hai…………………….apne husband ko chodna kaafi mushkil hai, lekin tum vaapis aa jao gi na thode se dinon mein

M: ek minute ek minute……………………………tumhe lagta hai Armaan mera…………….that he's………………ki hum…………………..woh mera pati hai??????

R: haan kaafi obvious hai na?

M: Ridhima…………….NOOOOOOOOOO

R: kya?

M: Armaan………………….woh…………..he………………………..ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

R: kya hua

M: woh mera husband nahi hai!!!!!

R: KYA?!?!?!? Toh matlab ki shaadi se pehle hi………………………….

M: huh?

R: mera matlab ki………………………………….abhi se hi……………………itni jaldi…………………………umm yeh to shaadi ke baad

M: tum kya kehe rahi ho

R: tum dono shaadi se pehle hi ek kamre mein…………………….

M: OH MY GOSH!.................................Ridhima woh mera DOST hai! My best friend!

R: tum dost ke saath hi…………………..

M: YUCK YUCK YUCK…………………….RIDHIMA

R: Im sorry lekin India mein yeh sab

M: STOP!...........................Armaan is my best friend okay and that's it!!!!!!!! Woh mera dost hai! Aur us kamre mein mein niche mattress pe soti hoon aur woh apne bed mein………………………………woh nayi jaga par kabhi nahin akele so pata………………..okay!

R: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh (now very embarrassed)………………Im sorry Muskaan mujhe laga ki…………….actually tum uska itna khayal rakhti ho aur……………..matalb uska khanna kapre aur sab kuch uska gussa control karti ho aur……………..

M: because he's incapable of doing it himself!

Both girls laugh!

R: oh thank god main bhi shoch hi rahi thi kit um jaisi mannered, fun loving, lively ladki us akroo kay saath kaise adjust kar pati hain, I mean come on yaar kitna ridely baat karata hai woh, aur phir upar se aajeb oh gareeb harkate karta hain,…………………

M: eh eh eh Armaan itna bhi bura nahin hain…………woh bahar se thoda hard hain kyonki andar se bahut hi zaada soft hai, uska dil itna sensitive hain na ki bas……………….I mean Ridhima jo uske saath hua woh acha nahin tha lekin us sabke bawajood usne life mein success paya I mean come on yaar he's an MBA from London yaar!................

R: haan baat to sahi hai lekin phir bhi……………usme koi feelings hai hi nahin??? Apne bahi ko lekar, apni bhabhi ko lekar apne nephew ko lekar………………

M: Ridhima! Armaan bachon se bahut bahut pyar karta hai, tumhe pata hai ki woh kal raat Abhimaan ke kamre mein gaya tha usko……….

R: haan mein thi wahaan par pata nahin kya kar raha tha………………………badla le raha tha aur something..

M: nahin!! Woh wahaan par use good night kiss karne gaya tha…………………

Ridhima was taken aback:……………………..good luck kiss

M: yes kyonki woh nahi chata tha ki Abhimaan ko koi bhi bad luck mile…………………

R: Lekin phir woh……….stupid sa dialogue……………mujhpe line marna

M: WHAT???

R: yes yes…………………Ridhima tells the whole story of Armaan's singing Asmani and the DDLJ dialogue

Muskaan just laughed!!!!

M: iska jawaab mere paas hai hi nahin………………woh kabhi kabhi paglon jaisi harkaten karta hai………

R: yeh to sach hai!......................

M: Forget about Me and Armaan tum batao tumhara dream man kaisa hoga

R: kya??

M: oh come on Don't be shy…………..bolo tumhara dream man…………..descirbe him

Ridhima was excited: Okay dekho meri sabse sabse favorite film hai Dil to Pagal Hai aur Dil to pagal hai ka Rahul mera dream man hai

M: OMG Mera bhi!!!!!!!!

R: jo bachon se bahut bahut pyar karta ho unhe kabhi bhi udaas na dekh sake, jo bahar se bahar se bahut hi sakht aur hard ho matlab ki apnni "mardangi" pe bahut hi proud ho (both girls laugh), ………lekin andar se bilkul hi soft ho joh meri har cheeze ka khayal rakhe lekin kabhi kuch kahe na, jab mein jaon toh who mujhe miss kare lekin kehen ne se dare, jo……………………………kabhi pagalon jaisi harkaten kare ki bas main wahin par hi karhi rahoon, jo aisa ho ki………………Muskaan interrupted………….

M: Ridhima you know something!

R: kya

M: you just described Armaan……………………..