ff part 8 shukla sir married:shushee in a cave continued
shukla explains they have to destroy the cell and the evidence to stay alive.a frantic search of the cave follows.the skies suddenly start a heavy downpour.shushee are stuck in the cave now due to the unrelenting rains."oohhhh this is soooo romantic" cooos sheena."imagine,being stuck here for ever?"
shukla shudders at the idea.he wonders aloud if any one with an iota of brains would find the notion of being starved and scared at night and the presence of bloodsucking mosquitoes romantic.
sheena raises an eyebrow.
shukla then remembers sheenas pathetic results in class and comments on it.
"stay on topic shukla ji!" retorts sheena."there are many ways to be sarcastic and respectful at the same time.everyone is entitled to their opinions at large.i dont know whats over the top with my idea of this being romantic.please donot call me brainless okay?"
shukla is irritated now.this woman looked like she had one brain cell in her entire body and it had gone on a siesta.
"hum aapke vichaaron ka anaadar nahi kar rahein hain mahodaya"shukla says looking scared.
"aww shukla ji,do I intimidate you?"asks sheena playfully
but at that point a voice rings from above..."this topic is considered flaming/inciting and will be closed.change topic now".
sheena resumes munching her biscuits.
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its early morning.sheena is asleep.her mouth stretches wide and shuts with her snores.shukla makes a mental note to take sleeping pills before he went to bed that night.last time he had watched the jaws and had broke up with a cold sweat every hour.
shukla had resumed searching for the cell in the dead of the night.he had tried exploring some more cave graffiti,but gave up after an attempt to decipher any text in the jungle of huge smileys covering most of the walls.these smileys were on every wall,and after every alternative graffiti.
the rains had entered the cave and the floors were slippery now.a sound alerts shukla and he wakes sheena up.sheena slides on the grimy floor and shukla stumbles on a rock.the aftermath is that shukla is perched at a precarious angle of 60 degree and supported by the solid rock and sheena is bent at 30 degree supported by shuklas arms.they stare into each others eyes[here I fulfil the pgs request for a hot bubbling pass-on-ate scene].a red dupatta descends from heaven and covers both their heads.both of them try to get rid of the dupatta at once. sheenas frizzy locks tangle in the dupatta.shukla quickly tries covering his bald patch, cursing the dupatta profusely,for exposing it.
both wonder about the origin of the red dupatta and look up.turns out the dupatta was only gunjans harebrained scheme to pull out shushee from the predicament.
Unfortunately the dupatta is completely oily and stinky now,thanx to the chameli ka tel shukla religiously uses.
"sir,isine mujhe cave mein push kiya" sheena's tears are back and so are her hiccups."sir main to bas woh" gunjan starts explaining.shukla stops her "mahodaya'aapko vistaar mein varnan karne ki koi avashyakta nahee"
"yeah gunjan,no need to explain.we all know you are stupid" cackles sheena.shukla gives her a look that says "die sheena die"
"gunjan,u don't have to explain.no one believes sheena here.sabko pata hai tum aisa kar hi nahi sakti.tum mein itna dimaag hi nahi hai." Says a third voice.everyone looks up to see mayank standing on the ledge. "sheena whats the secret behind the endless supply of tears?"asks mayank. "oh that?shuklaji is standing on my foot since eternity" replies sheena
gunjan explains that she was only trying to get sheena and samrat together.she had overheard dia planning a night out by the caves with friends and had felt bad that sheena wasnt invited,so she went ahead and did the honors.only the plan was dias scheme to get rid of sheena.
Shukla is enraged.he threatens gunjan that he would give her a zero on her assignment.gunjan starts crying.sheena is very happy.shukla threatens sheena with her assignment too.sheena is still laughing.shukla looks puzzled.then he remembers sheena hasn't submitted her assignment at all.he threatens sheena with banning shorts from college.that wipes the smirk off her face.
Anyways,mappu man comes to the rescue again.with one solid kick,he breaks down the cave entrance and comes out with shukla and sheena. "Shukla ji,fansne mein kya aapne PhD kar rakhi hai?" shukla doesn't like the remark and goes "aaj kal ke vidyarthi'hmph" and smoothes his hair.
Shukla closes his eyes at mayank attire.he was wearing his slimy black CK ugs again.only this time over a spangled semi transparent sky blue spandex body suit,emblazoned with stars.he had accessorized it with a heart locket for special effect."mayank why arent u wearing a red cape?" asks sheena "all superheroes wear one" "I was wearing it."replies mayank indignantly "Gunjan was using it as a rope to pull you two out of the cave."
"Isnt this rakhi ji's welding day dupatta?"' "well yes"replies mayank sheepishly.recession time calls for drastic measures. "recycling clothes is a good idea".
credit : the mausi who haunted nehas thread is my inspiration for this section.😊😊😊
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1227699&TPN=9�
oh LORD!!!!.....🤣my stomach hurts...i loved this part....
sorry for reading and commenting on it sooo late......i was a bit distracted and a bit busy....a bit lazy.....😃
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