ff:part 9:shukla sir married..is jungle se mujhe bachaooo the group decides to search the forest on their way out.
The oh so fragile clothes of mayank catch on jungle bramble and tear.Mayank is mortified.His izzat is at stake.mayanks eyes fill up.
In true chivalrous style,shukla takes off his shirt and covers mayank with it.
Mayank gives a grateful smile[and adis wish of shukla topless is fulfilled.again]
Mayank cant take his eyes off shuklas body.
Shukla goes out into the sun and stretches out.he shows off his pink chest hair,pink mole on his back and a pink heart tattoo on his chest.his chest is covered with pink and purple feathers in a rather flamboyant fashion.vaguely,mayank is reminded of a flamingo.
Mayank exclaims "you look beautiful"[spoofofied from the twilight series].
shukla is annoyed..."this is the skin of a killer okay?"he says."iv killed many ladies with my looks during my days". some bird in a nearby tree takes offence to this and attacks shukla with her flock,pecking every inch of him. "shukla ji do something" mayank talks to shuklas chest.shukla catches mayank staring and suddenly becomes conscious.
Shukla covers his chest with his hands.
Two rather bizzarely clothed people rush out of nowhere and chase away the birds.
one of them is wearing a donkey costume and the other is wrapped in a gift wrapping paper,with a pacifier in her mouth and is taking turns to gape at everybody.
"who are you?" asks mayank
"We are from the neighboring pool cum fancy dress party;we booked the farmhouse."
"And whos this?"
"Im thweety"'says the girl
"Say it again?"
"Thweety ..thweety"
"Shes sweety"'explains the donkey girl."she has bit of problem with pronunciations.she cant say c,d,f,g,j,k,l,m ,n,p,q,r,s,t,v,x, and z."
"Pretty extensive list" comments mayank
"thay thorry and cake chose words hack or I cell pappu god"
"eh?"
"Shes asking u to take ur words back or she will tell gaggu mod" explains donkey girl
"Oh.really?"
"yeah.she compensates for her lack of speech with her special powers with reporting and driving people crazy"
"u shtop it or I cell?"says sweety "pappu is a good fraiind of mine" "I dazzle coz of her"says sweety[in honor of a recent thread in which she celebrated her promotion on IFs]
"how?" asks mayank
"pappu god bullies and locks up people who talk more sense than her" explains the donkey girl
"Why would she do that?" asks mayank ,confused.
"Coz sweety sends 11 sms es to pappu in a span of 3 mins and generally is a nuiscance around pappu.there was no way one could not honor her requests.more than anything,pappu loves to get rid of her."
[character spoofofyied on snehu's demand...this character isnt a figment of my overactive imagination,she actually exists and is one of the most juvenaal characters haunting IFs..anyone who wants the link to her profile,pm me,il gladly oblige]
"right,thank you donkey.we are little busy at the moment"
"Don't call me that just coz im wearing this costume"retorts donkey girl,irately."my name's Stinky"
"Anyways.i have written a fan-fic about u.u fall in lowweee with a crocodile in it.i want u to blush, faint ,cry and drool when u read it." Mayank gives an incredulous look "are you serious?"
"Want to hear it?"
"NO!!" they all shout collectively
"Ok"'says Stinky and she starts reading her fanfic
"Stinky,fudge off ok?" says sheena
Sheena,whats "fudge off?" asks stinky
"something you should google out" smirks sheena
Okay,exclaims Stinky happily and continues reading out the fan-fic for benefit of anyone who would listen
[spoofofied from my recent converstaion with ahem ahem in snehus thread]
"Stinky,what will u take to shut ur mouth?"
"Actually id like an admission in excel"
"Not possible sistah.u need an entrance test to clear for that".says mayank
"What entrance?"asks sheena."i paid 12 lakhs for admission"
"Mahodaya,apne atirikt buddhi ka zyaada upyog na kare" shouts shukla
"Shukla ji,sarcasm galore" says sheena
"Sarcastic?who?me?i genuinely think ur smart sheena..i have my utmost respect for ur opinions"
"Shukla ji we both know how u meant it.what u said is not important.if u choose to ignore the manner,then good day".says sheena[by now everyone is familiar with sanu's bff,do i need to explain more?]
"Shukla ji,theres my cellphone"'points sheena to a nearby tree.everyone looks up.a crow had decorated its nest with a multitude of objects ,including the phone[ok,I must say,I had to include this jungle task on adi's demand]
"Climb on my back mayank".sayas shukla.i ll give u a ride of a lifetime"[true twilight style].
Mayank climbs.
Shukla flaps his arms
"What are u doing,shukla ji??" asks mayank,scared.
"Trying to fly"Shukla gives a non-commital shrug .He climbs on a nearby boulder.the tip of mayanks nose touches the branch
"Aur thoda upar shukla ji"
Shukla stands on tiptoes
"Aur upar"
"Mahoday,agar aur upar gaya,to bilkul upar pahuch jaayenge"
Mayank rummages in the nest
"Mila?"
"Ha mil gaya"
Shukla heaves a sigh and hoists mayank off his back
Mayank is back with an armload of stuff and is looking cross
"Niche kyon utaara,shukla ji?"
Shukla goggles at the stuff in mayanks arms
"what?" says mayank defensively "these are my stuff,the bird nicked loads of my stuff"
"The lipstick and the mascara too?"aks shukla incredulously
"Right now mayank and the crocodile share a passionate eyelock"'continues stinky
"Stinky,cut it out"..everyone looks up at surprise at gunjans voice.gunjan temporarily shocked by her own confidence resumes her nervous chewing of nails and staring at the ground
"Where is sheenas cellphone mayank?" asks shukla
mayank scratches head.he had forgotten all about the cellphone.
"Wo dekho"'gunjan points out
The cell had just fallen from the nest to the nearby swamp.
Everyone looks at mayank
"Don't u guys think I ve been doing this too many times??on top of it I have taken a bath today." implores mayank.
Mayank asks shukla ji to do the honors.but shukla is still clutching his chest and refusing to meet mayank's gaze
Finally they collectively kick the donkey into the swamp
Edited by mjhtac - 16 years ago
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