FKG-Creative Jodi Contest-Result pg1063 - Page 444

heres my entry on 1st theme 😉


main aaj ap sab ko apnay pehlay pyaar k baray main batana chahti hoon mujhay yaad nahi k pehla pyaar kab hua magar jab jab hua pehli baar hua 😳😆
mujhay pehli baar pyaar tab hua jab main 5 saal ki thii 😳jab humaray paros main naya munna aya tha usko sab pyaar se munna kahtay thay wo 6 saal ka tha 😳😃. area ki saari bachian usay dekh k apna dil de baithiin 😕
per main na na kartii rahi kiun k main aisay larkay ko dil kaisay deti jisay itni sari larkion ne dil diya hua ho
aur phir wo bahar bachon k saath khelnay laga un bachon main main bhi thii thori thori sharmiili😳 aur thori thori nakhreli . maine us se dosti nahi ki 1 din kheltay kheltay aankh macholi main mainne anjanay main jaa k usay pakar liya 😲 aur jab maine patii hata kar dekha to samnay wo khara tha main 1 dum sharma gayee aur wo mujhay zaban chira kar bhaga 😛 aur mujhay uski wo ada bhaa gayee adaaaa ayee ❤️" kiun k main pehli larkii thi jisay us ne zaban chirhayi thii warna to wo kisi ko lift hi nahi karata tha
ja ja k kahan minnat e fariad karo gayyy
lo humne tumhain dil diyaa
kiya yaad karogayyyy

aur 1 din mujhay pata chala k womeri dost chunni se pyaar karta hai 😉
aur mainne apni dost ka pyaar bachanay k liye apnay pyaar ki qurbani de dii 😭aur us se kutti karli 😒

ye tha mera first love aur kiya bataon munnay k janay k baad se meri aisi halat ho gayi thii k

jab bhi koi muna dekhon
mera dil deewana bolay
munnay munnay munnay 😈

aur jab main 7 saal ki thii to 1 din main amii ki frend k betay kami bhaiyya se milii tab mujhay pata chala k mera pehla pyaar to ye hai wo to sirf attraction thii asli pyaar to mujhay kami bhaiyya se hua tha wo 14 saal k thay 😳 aur thay bhi itnay careing loveing meri ungli pakar k mujhay cheez dilanay lay jatay 😳 😃. jb wo mujhay toffies la la k detay thay to us toffie sari mithaas meray dil main un k liye jagha banati chali gayii 😳 aur jab main unki cheezain chairtii thii to wo muskura k " mat karo gandii baat 😊 " kahtay thay to main sharma k unki cheezain chor diya karti thii 😳
kaami bhaiyaa ko dekha to aisa lagaaa
jaisay khilta gulaab
jaisayy shair ka khuaab jaisay uli kirannnnn...
is tarha mujhay laga k un k dil main bhi meray khaas jagha hai 😳 phir 1 din main un k room main ghuss k un k computer ko jan bhooj k chair rahi thii takay wo mujhay pyaar se dantain 😳 us din unhon ne mujhay danta aur aisa danta k us dant ne meri zindagii badal dii meray sapno ka mahal chor chor hogaya 😕 us dant ki goonj aaj bhi meray kano main goonjtii hai jab unhon ne gussay main monh lal kar k mujhay kaha " 😡kiya karrahi ho gandii bachiiiiiiiiiiiiii kitni gandi bachi ho tum bahar ja k bachon k saath kheloooooooo" 😡😡😡
(bachi bachi bachiii) is awaz ki goonj aaj tak main apnay kano main mahsoos kati hoon main unko sirf 1 bachi lagti thi "bachiii" ye wo word hai jissay mujhay aaj tak nafrat hai . aur ye tha meray pehlay pyaar ka dard naak anjaam 😭😭

aur jab main 9th main aayi tabhi hi humaray school main chemistry k naye teacher aaye 😃

dhum tana dhum tana dhum tana
dhum tana dhum tana dhum tana dhummmmaaaaaa
dhum tana dhum tana dhummmm

he was so handsome n young jab wo apni aankhon pe glasses lagatay to aur handsome lagtayy aur unhain dekh k mujhay ahsaas hua k ❤️ mera pehla pyaar to ye hai kami bhaiyya se sirf main inspired thii 😉 .shro shroo main main buhat ghussa hui kiun k main ne note kiya k wo poori class main sirf 1 mujhay hi danttay thay mujhay buhat bura laga k aakhir kiuNNNNN.. 🤔 ...1 din main claas ki benchon pe khari ho k gana gaa rahi thii k wo claas main aa gaye aur mujhay dehtay hi wo lal ho gayee aur main to flat ho gayee kiya lag rahay thay wo blush ho k ....😳 lakin wo sharmaye kiun ??? us waqt wo faoran chalay gayee aur meray dil ne gana gaya ❤️

chura k dil meraaaaa
sir karan chalayyyy
pagal hui deewani huiii
kaisi ye dil ki lagiiiiiiiii

1 ghantay baad 1 student ne aa k mujh se kaha k " tumhain sir karan bula rahay hain"😉 😳 😊 aur main itni khush hui mujhay meray kanon pe yaqeen nahi ho raha tha main hawaon pe ur rahi thii main jaldi jaldi wash room gaye baal banaye aur thori sii lipstick bhi laga lii 😎 unhon ne jo bulaya tha 😳
dharaktay dil k saath main un k office gayi " unhon ne mujhay dekhta hi kaha " aiye aiye mujhay aap hi ka intezaar tha " ye sun k main phool ki tarha khil gayi (gobi k😆 ) ⭐️
sir karan ne kaha : main buhat din se dekh raha hon
mainne socha : mujhay 👍🏼 👍🏼
sir karan : 1 baat batain aap meri hi class main itna shor karti hain ya sab ki class main aapki waja se mujhay rozana sir dard ki tablet khani perti hain jab main perhata hon to board k bajay mujhay dekhti rahti hain aap aakhir 9th tak 🤓 puhanchi kaisay teachers ki shakal dekh dekh k ???aap jaisay bachon ki waja se doosray bachay bhi badnaam hotay hain itni bari ho k sharartain kartay huay sharam nai aati aur ... blah blah blah 🤬 🤬

💔 💔 💔 💔

mera to dimagh hi ghoom gaya aur mujhay din main taray dikhnay lagay ⭐️ ye sab kah k sir ne 1 tarha se mujhay meri auqaat yaad dila dii k main 1 choti gandi bachi hon 😭 😭 😭 😭 aur chemistry mujhay mistry lagnay lagii 😕 aur us din k baad se mujhay chemistry se nafrat hai 🤢
aur youn mera "pehla pyaar" phir nakam hogaya 😒

phir main apni zindagii main masroof ho gayii ye us waqt k baat hai jab main 2nd year main thii
1 din itefaqan subha hi subha main uth gayii waisay aisa pehli bar hua tha k main subha hui thii 😆😆 😆 subha itni haseen hoti hai ye to mujhay andaza hi nahi tha main apnay khayalon main magan terrace pe khari hui thi k achanak door bell baji ting tong

aur main ne darwaza khola 1 haseen chahra meri aankhon k saamnay agaya gora sa roshan chahra zulfon ka rang sunahra moti moti ayebrows aur goray chahray lambi lambi muri hui moonchain aur left gaal pe 1 bara sa mussa. dhoti kurtay ne us k masoom husn pe 4 chand laga diye tha . 😃

mujhay usay dil main khayal aya 😳
wo ehli pehli baar jab milayyyy
hathon main haath jabb hum chalayyy
hogaya ye dil deewana hota hota hai hai pyaar kiya humne janaaaaaa

usay dekhtay hi pehli baar mera dil zor se dharka ❤️ aur mujhy pata chala "KIYA YE MERA PAHLA PEHLA PYAAR HAi SAJNAAAAA"aur tab mujhay ahsaas hua k sir karan se to main sirf inspired thii mera pehla pyaar to ye hai 😉 abhi main khayalon main us k saath gana hi ga rahi thii k us ne kaha
" O BAJIII DHOOD L AY LOOO"
😲 😲 😲
jab wo chala gaya to main soch main par gayee k ye to dhood wala hai ami abu meri us se shadii hargiz nahi karaingay maine soch liya tha k ab main doodh lainay kabhi nahi uthon gi 😭 😭
per aglay din subha 6 bajay wo aya to main khud ba khud uth gayii shayad ye us k pyaar ka asar tha warna main aur subha 6 bajay uth jaon heheheh 😆 😆
mainne jaldi main dawaza khola
dhood wala : O BAJI DOD LAYI LO KAB SE KHARA TUWADII GAINTI WAJA RIYAN TUSSI DAWRAZA HI NAI KHOLDAY O
uski pure punjabhi suntay hi main flat ho gayii aur is hi main dodh ki bottle gir kar zameen main set ho gayi 😳 . main jaldi se apni ghalti ki waja se bottle uthanay k liye jhukii aur itnay main wo bhi jhukaa k humara sar takra gaya hum dono 1 dosray ki ankhon main kho gaye aur usay bhi mujh se pyaar ho gaya ❤️
aur maine socha
hum ne tum ko dekhaaaa
tumne hum ko dekhaaaa
kaisayyyyyyyyy
hum tum sanam saton janam miltay rahay ho jaisayyyyyyy (remix)

itnay main mom aagain
mom:😡 basheerayyyyyy khabar dar jo meri beti pe daley tu ne doray 😡 khud ko kiya samjhta hai tu be chichoray 😡 buhat dekhay hain hum ne tum jaisay goray goray se chorayyy . 😡 😡 😡
humari muhabbat k shroo honay se pehlay hi zalim samaj beech main agaya aur main ne soch liya k main apna pyaar pa k rahongii AAKHIR YE MERA PEHLA PEHLA PYAAR THA 😉

1 din main uski shop pe gayi aur us se izhar e muhabbat kardiya usne bhi anay dil ka haal sunaya 😳
basheer dodh wala : ooo ji jadon se tenon wakhiya aye main te mar ja riyan gur kha k 😳
aur phir wo apni futur plainings batain to meray 14 tabaq roshan ho gaye aur mujhay 6ti ka doodh yaad agaya

basheera says : oo kitna soran lagay ga jadon ton saday ghar wich aain tussi subha hi subha sawairayyy 4 wajay ( 😲 ) saday wastay dooh aur kaapray shaaprayyy dho k rakho gay ( 😲 )bainsaa no chara shara dalogay ( 😲 ) lakrii pe cha bana k nashta bana k angan di jharo sharo laga k bainsan no nehla dhula k (🤢)1 dum lash pash te chaka chak kar k sab k yahan doodh de shay k (😲) mano jagao gay maino sirf cha peeni paraygi 😎 baqi sab kuch tussi karo gay kinni sohri lago gii saday 10 ,12 bajay hongay sada sab se wada puttar taraqqi karaga main unanon rakshay wara banawan gaaa
me : oooooooopssss ( ye sab karna hoga kis jahil nikammay se muhabbat kar baithii tassawar main maine khud ko bhainso ko nahlatay huay dekha yakhhhhhhhhh 🤢 🤢 🤢aur mujhay mom ki dant sahi lagii 😭😭 😭) aur maine pakka faisla kiya k aainda soch samjh k pyaar karogii aur main pair patakhti ui wais anay lagi aur wo meray peechay peechay aya

basheera says: o ki huya baaaj... tano koi gal buri lagi kiya 😕
me : shut up 🤬 😡
basheera says : o ki huya pehlay tp pyaar kiya seee phir inkaar kiya seeee waday waday log wadai wadi batainnn 😕
me : go to hellllllllllllllllllllllllll 😡😡😡
basheera : totay totay ho gaya dil totay totay ho gayaaaaaaaaaaa 😭😭💔 💔
ye tha meray pehlay 😳 pyaar ka anjaam ab doodh walay se pyaar karnay ka to yehi anjam hoga na😆 😆 😆 kitni stupid thii main nahi acually aqalmand thi jo jali aqal aagayee 😃 👍🏼 🤓
aur us din k baad mujhay doodh se hi nafrat hogayee ab main chaye bhi black peeti hon

ab main bsc main hon aur 1din main tv dekh rahi thii k channel chang kartey huay achanak 1 larkay pe pari jo ro ro k kah raha tha 😭
" main apni jeet ka intezar karonga jeet nahi aae gi tab bhi intezaar karonga main chattan ban jaongaa" 😭
maine usay dekha to dekhti hi rah gaye ye hoti hai kisi cheez ko hasil karnay ki spirit honsla aur lagan 😳 😳 😳

lagan lagan lagan lag gaee hayte tum se meri lagan lagiii

ye hi mera pehla aur akhri pyaar hai 😳 dhood wala to sirf meri bewaqoofi thii 😉
main qazi ko hasil ko hasil kar k rahongi aur main kiya wo bhi mujhay hasil kar k rahayga 😳 agar usay mujh se muhabbat hui to main us din ka intezaar karongi wo din nahi ayega phir bhi intezar karongi main chattan ban jaon giii... 😈

meri life ka funda hai k pyaar life main sirf 1 hi baar hota hai 😃 😆

ab ye inshaallah mera pehla aur aakhrii pyaar hoga 😉


THE END

Originally posted by: lucky_rose

bye guys ur KK is signing out now 😆

Originally posted by: Ejaz4eva

joke lag rahe hai tho tum bhi haasna!!!😆

ra yash ko khataam kar do ge apni best friend ke pyar ko khataam ker do ge!!!😆

Originally posted by: koenigbobo

ra yash ko khataam kar do ge apni best friend ke pyar ko khataam ker do ge!!!😆

tum muje khataam kar do ge tho tume meri yaad bohut aya gi!!!😆

Originally posted by: koenigbobo

haan has hi raha hon tumari pagal baton per
😆

kitna haste ho??? 😆 mein bhi aha baat ker hasi rahi hoo, dehko hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!😆

Originally posted by: Ejaz4eva

😆😆 ik idea me best frnd ko khatam kerdoon ga 😉😆

tum muje khataam kar do ge tho tume mari yaad bohut aya gi!!!😆

Originally posted by: koenigbobo

tum muje khataam kar do ge tho tume mari yaad bohut aya gi!!!😆

me shatan nahi me pari hoo, yash ki pari😆!!!

All characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is totally coincidental 😆😆😆


Characters:

Saif
Priety
Rani
Rosa
Amrita
Arshad W.

Saif was born and brought up in London😎. He was reaching 24 he was carefree and immature. Hiz rare qualitiy waz that wo jho0t 99% bolta tha.😈 Saal main ek baar ghalti se sach bolta tha. Buh he waz quite comfy with hiz jho0t. He did hiz graduation 4 yearz ago buh he still didn't get a job because he wasn't serious about anything and hiz parentz were really worried.

4 yrz before

Saif waz in Collage and there waz a girl named Amrita who cared a lot for him. Saif a non serious guy and whatever girl he talked to for more then 30 secondz he thought he waz in love. There waz an annual function where Amrita was hiz dance partener and they were supposed to perform to the song " Teri Kurti Sexxxy lagti hai" when they got onto the dance flo0r Saif saw another girl named Rosa who just got admitted to scho0l. It was the first time he saw her aur pehli baar pyaar hogaya. He didn't want to think that he was committed to Amrita so he changed all the wordz

Teri kurty maxi lagti ve kurty maxi
Teri chunri maili lagti ve chunri malili
Lagti ve lagte ve, lagte ve lagte ve teri chunri maili
Oy kee bolyo sonhiya

Amrita got mad so she changed her lines😡

Tera chehra mota lagta ve chehra mota
Tera hasna rona lagta ve hasna rona
Ohh lagta ve lagta ve, lagta ve lagta ve tera chera ronaaaaa

Saif :

Teri aankhiyan choti lagdi ve aankhiyan choti
Teri batiyan ghatiya lagdi ve bhatiyan ghatiya
Tera chalna girna lagda ve chalna girna
Lagti ve lagte ve, lagde ve lagde ve teri chalna girnaaaaa

The song finished Amrita slapped Saif on the face and ran away crying.😭 Saif sto0d there for a few secondz and then he turned to talk to Rosa. Saif pulled her towardz him to express his first love. Buh before he said anything Rosa slapped him and went to another corner where her boyfriend was waiting. Bechare ka Pehla pyaar to0th gaya. 💔




Present

Hiz dad had gotten very mad at him and kicked him out of the house. Saif went to live w/ hiz best friend Arshad. Arshad had gotten him a job as a chef in a pizza restaurant. Saif waz able to buy a cheap car. One day a very preety girl came to the restaurant and ordered a pizza. She waited for an hour for her pizza buh it wasent ready. She got angry and went to complain. Saif had been watching her for a long time and thatz why the pizza wasent ready. pehli baar pyaar hogaya he thought.

"Let me talk to the manager" said the girl

" Im the manager😉" lied Saif as usual. and whatz ur name pretty lady"

" Preity"

" Im very sorry preety Preity. And instead of giving u one free pizza like our policy sayz I'll give u 2"

" Haha ok"

Saif made her 2 pizzas and then 10 minutes later she waz all ready to leave.
" Oh wait" said saif. " Can I have ur phone number"

" Oh yeah" said Preity she turned around and slapped hiz face

Saif's hand went to his face and asked her "for what!"

" my boyfriend iz the manager of thiz shop…and I know u were hired a week ago. Ur lucky I wont tell him to fire u." 💔

that night Saif waz talking to Arshad.

" Yaar mai janta nahi usna mujha kyu mara….wo mera pehla pyaar thi".

" ye thi"!?? said Arshad 😲

" Yaar ye different thi aur sab se… Anna….cindy…. Mina mini maya Meagan…. sharan suzi….. rosa…paayal….aur Zarana. A through Z tuk…sab se different thi. 😆

"ye tumne aur sab ke bare main bhi kha tha" said Arshad

" Haan lekin iske saath different tha….iskeliyae my dil goes hmmmmm😆"


Nooooo ur dil goes doumbbbbb. Achcha Saif…tum job ke liye late ho jayoge"

Saif got to hiz car and started driving to work. Buh hiz car stopped. He started asking for a ride. All the sudden a car stopped w/ a girl inside. She rolled down the window. " can I give u a lift?" she asked. As so0n as he saw the girl he thought pehli baar pyaar hogaya. " yes please" he got inside the car and they started talking.

" So" said Saif " Whatz ur name"

" Rani and where do u want me to drop u" she asked

" Ahhh…pizza place" 😛

" oh ok" said Rani

Saif waz sure thiz waz hiz first love and he waz very very happy. " Actually aaj meri company ke big party hai... im getting pizza for the party" 😉

"Oh really" said Rani " and what company iz that?"

"The company around the corner …naam hai Alikos" said Saif " Wo kya hai na…im the CEO of that company." 😉

Rani started laughing 😆and Saif thought his future waz made. Kal engagement aur parso shadi. Rani stopped at the pizza place.

" thanxz" said Saif " Chalo kal hum log kaheen ghoomne chale…sirf hum aur tum…tum aur hum…Hum Tum.😈 By the way where r u going right now?'

" Apni daughter ko pick up karne daycare se" 😆
d-d-d-daughter! 💔
Saif slapped himself on the face


"Haha haan daughter. Meri shadi ho chuki hai. Aur main tum jaise gore gore chore ko achchi tarah jaanti hoon. Aur ye bhi janti hoon ki 99% of what u said sab jho0t hai. Alikos ka CEO meri bahut achchi friend hai. Kal main tumhe usse milwaunge. Kya pata…shayed job miljay. Kal dus baje yahan pizza place main mileinge ok. Tata" and she drove away.

So the first time in hiz life next morning Saif waz up by 10:00.😆 And for the first time he waz wearing a suit.😆 He went to the pizza place and waited for Rani. Then she came.

" chalain" she said

Saif got in the car w/ rani they went to the company together. Rani to0k Saif to the ro0m of the CEO. The person waz lo0king out the window and the chair waz facing towardz them so Saif couldn't see the face.

" thiz is the person I told u about" Rani said " Go0d luck Saif😛" and she left.

"Rsum" said the CEO 😛
Saif to0k a seat and put the resume on the desk. The chair turned around and sitting on it waz the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. And he recognized her at once. But he wasent sure if she did. 😕

Amrita. Saif gasped😲 and hiz mouth fell open. He thought pehli baar pyaar hogaya.

Saif got the job😛

After 2 weekz

Saif and Amrita were sitting in a restaurant

" Amrita…will u marry me" Saif said. "bahut dafa pehle bhi pyaar hua aur is baar akhree pyaar hogaya.

" Yes said amrita. Buh u hav to promise that u wont tell a lie again"

Saif promised and they got engaged. 😃

It waz the day of the marriage and all the guestz were waiting for Saif. But saif had a problem. He didn't have a ring.
Saif waz outside and saw a vender. " I need a ring" he said

" 10 dolla" said the vender
" No…I want It for 5"
" No…ten dolla"
" C'mon…todayz my wedding day. Please five dollerz."
" The vender lo0ked at him and then nodded. Saif bought he ring and ran inside the hall.
" There he iz" Said Arshad who waz the best man
" Saif went to where Amrita waz standing and to0k out the ring. " Ye meri family main generations tak pass down hoti aa rahi hai. Aaj tumhari bari hai. 😉😈

Amrita lo0ked at the ring. "Oh…I guess the vender outside iz from ur family." She said laughing.😆 " Oh well…I guess some people don't change.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPLY EVER AFTER ❤️