Lights, Camera, Action a husky voice buzzed thru the empty auditorium.😳
A huge stage, 1000s of contestants had already crowded the entrance gate since morning just to see glimpse of their dream stage, three renouned singers of the industry, and to show them their talent. 😛
Judges got seated, the husky voice shouted please send the contestants in one by one. 😃
1, 2, 3............7, 8...............50 (lunch break) 51, 52, .....70....75......90....100(ok done for the day) 😊
2 winners will be called on such an such date 😛
Pack up. ☯️
Yep 100 contestants were heard so far and rest send home they couldnt make it to the stage. No, no not that they didnt have talent or came late but u know its their fate. Dandas and tear gases were all what they got but that part is 🤬 in the movie
This process went on in Har chota bara city of the country and ultimately 12 made it to their dream reality show all with enthusiastic smiles, dreamy eyes and immense talent to fight it out and make it big. 👍🏼
But ooops the very first day shattered their little minds. 😭
After a warm welcome and hearty speeches the faculty (yes they have talent so wht they need to be polished so u require faculties right) called them in the principle's room and gave them their 2 cents on wht they are supposed to do.
"But we thought we were supposed to sing and perform" came a meek protest from one of the contestants. 😲
No dearies, u are all here to act and bich bich mein sing in the channel's new project "Comedy of Errors - The Golmaal Remake" 😛 cant u guyz see the hidden cameras. 😉
You people are bound in a contract now and if u violate it or leave ur careers will be ruined. Remember puclic votes will be based on how good u act and sing.
12 heads nodded in affirmation. Yea they were ready to act, sing, and perform in a big channels Reality Drama "Comedy of Errors - The Golmaal Remake" kya kare aasman ke paar tak jaana jo hain. 😔
The first Gala started. A pretty girl was put in danger, she was supposed to earn public votes that week. 👎🏼.
She was made to date a tall dark handsome guy who was the top student, and the guy was also shown to be a bit attracted towards her hoga kyun nahi bhai un dono ne ek dusre ke liye gaana jo gaya tha "O Mitwa O Mitwa Tujko kya dare hain re". 😳
Hmmm may be audience didnt like. The script had to be changed that pretty girl couldnt earn votes lets replace her with another slim, trim pretty face. Poor girl had to go.😭
The new pretty face started advertising "Me and this tall dark guy are the Perfect Jori, we are the best". 😳
Another cute guy from Mumbai was casted but he had fight with this pretty girl. Damn why doesnt these youngsters understand its all acting why do they get serious. 😡 But we require the girl for later twists and turns in the story so let the guy leave. Hmmmm out out back to home the boy goes out. 😭
Two others who were not found to be that expressive had to go to (Hmmm they had casted a Gujrati and Punjabi in these roles) par Dholi Taro and Balle Balle didnt go in proper tunes. 😳
Two Delhites, hmmmmm, ok get them linked. Inncoent smiles, budding love, stared at each others eyes and started singing "Suraj hua madhyam, chand jalne laga". Ahhh the poor guy literally fell in love. ❤️
Cut cut cut................nothings real here, u have done a mistake guy, though public liked it but we cant encourage this u have to go, the poor guy had to leave.
Aab Bollywood ho aur bhai aur mummy na ho. Aisa ho sakta hain bhala. 😉
The eldest and youngest were made brothers of each other and Mom (ahh fogot the faculty headmistress). Mom was shown loving the chota baccha and torturing the elder one. So touchy na. 😭
As the weeks went on the pressure increased, poor guyz kabhi tou camera se break do, ghar ke logon saat baat mein bhi acting, My my these bacchas turned to be better actors than Sharukh. 👍🏼
Elimination was getting stricter they have to give their best out of 12 now only 5 are remaining. 😳
But Damn they were wrong again, Bollywood ho aur kahani mein twist na ho......suddenly the Mom of the bacchas and chachaji and mamiji (the faculty) announced somethings wild gonna happen, 3 new ppl are coming coz they felt they have equal acting potentials as these 5. Hmmm came in 3 new ppl 2 totally new and one of the Oldies. 😒
(Now Interval) 😃 Popkorn khao mast ho jao 😛
Ah ah interval ke baad kya hota hain, entry of villains, backstabbing, milna and then climax.
So the next weeks were like chota bhai backstabbing big brother for his new love interest. 😡 Chota Bhai singing for his new love interest (Suraj ko mor dunga, taro ko tor lunga tou ek baar jo haan kar de main bhayia vaiya chor dunga). 😆
And that happened bare bhaiya had to go, mother cried for the first time for her elder son. 😭
Remember the pretty girl advertising herslef with the tall guy (yes that was the bara bhaiya), ahh she couldnt tolerate this, had a transformation and took over the vamp's role. And Chota bhaiya bitten by the vamp's venom had to go to. 🤢
Aab rahegaya Hum Paanch char oldies and one new entrant. Hmm twist to ho gaya na aab kyun new entrant ko paisa kyun de, bhagao usko, new entrant gone. 😒
Aab raha char, the last half an hour of the movie tension at its max..... The Mumbai ka chokra was given the role of saaiyan of one beautiful Bengali Damsel singing (Dil tou pagal hain) and he was doing it fine but ekdin dialogue bhulke saaiyan ke jaga bhaiyan bol diya, Ooooops. 💔
The vamp was trying to break them up yes she was shown to be jealous of the innocent damsel, she took this scope and took Mumbaiya in her team and they sang (Piya tu aab tou aaaj....yes Monica u are my darling)
And last but not the least the bhola bhala Kashmiri brown eyed style icon yup the hero of our story. Hmm hero kyun, ahhhhhhhh, 😛 first day se wohi tou hain jo har tarah ka role kiya and audince clapped the most for him, shall I help u remember. 😉
Ok Flashback 😛
1. Bhola bhala untrained baccha comes from Kashmir singing (Aya hoon main pyar ka nagma lutane)
2. Shaher ke bare bare sikhe huye logon ne pareshan kiya rulaya, insult kiya woh sab saha
3. Mamma, chacha, mamji (the faculty) ne tou aankh uthake dekhe tak nahi
4. Public mein humiliation (aah judges hain na uske liye)
5. Mumbai ek ladka dost bana tha par woh bhi vamp ke baaton mein aake dushman ban gaya.
6. Vamp also tried to date the hero singing (Raat ka nasha abhi)
So a perfect hero right who cried, had the determination, fought, earned judges praise, mamaa and family happy and audience is crying with him laughing with him and dancing with him so hain na hero. 👏
Aur woh Bengali Damsel yaad hain na haan aaj kal tou woh bhi impressed hain (she is blushing when Mr. Hero is singing Bheege Hont tere) 😳
Accha now Flashback finished
Last secne
Tou aab vamp ka aur vamp ke team member ka kya kaam, humein tou hamare hero heroine mil gaya na. 😃
So vamp and the mumbaya dost left the show, but not empty handed they got the supporting role awards later on.
😉
Movie climaxed with hero heroine singing (Ek main aur ek tu) 😳 and audience went home singing (yeh movie humien yaad rahega) and thats the end of this Romantic comedy jisme tragedy bhi looks like comedy and and drama appears to be real. 😳
Hmmmmmmm guyz do u find the story familiar.
Arey kyun nahi hoga. Maine jab Mahesh Bhatt ko meri script sunaiyi to unhone tou fatt se mujhe sign kar liya kaha GR8 isme tou romance, comdey, drama sab hain, it is a hit. 👏
But ahhhhhhhhh Sony ke Katiyal 😈hain na, woh Mahesh ko bribe karke meri script chura liya 😡 and made his biggest reality show "Fame Gurukul and 24 Ghante Gurukul ke Lamhe" based on my "Comedy of Errors - The Golmaal Remake" 😡 see and that was such a hit.
Aab main script leke ghum rahi hoon koi tou produce kar do, 😭 dekho tum logon ka bhi TRP Katiyal jaisa high ho jayega, I promise. 😆 😳
Indian Idol 15
