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Posted: 13 years ago

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What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy..."!

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shreya

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Posted: 13 years ago

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What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!

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shreya

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Posted: 13 years ago

#463

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

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shreya

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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!😆😆

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shreya

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

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shreya

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Posted: 13 years ago

#466

What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!

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shreya

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Posted: 13 years ago

#467

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

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shreya

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!

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shreya

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Posted: 13 years ago

#469

What is a forum?
Two-um plus two-um!🤣
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shreya

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Posted: 13 years ago

#470

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!

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