Aur phir jab Lakhan Ranaji se Swarna ka haath maangta hai aur wo pehlay toh dialogue maar kar bara suspense create kartay hain keh nahi wo nahi honay dain gain likin phir jab wo kehtay hain keh haan wo zaroor unn dono ki shaadi karain gain toh sub khush hojaatay hain likin Kunwarji aur Coca Cola sarh jaatay hain, aur phir Ranaji ka unko dobara chup karana aur unka wahan se ghussay wali look day kar chalay jaana dekh kar I was like "Abh yeh badla lay ga saala...Ranaji aap bahut achay ho...Such main bahut hi achi sunaai Kunwarji ko...Aur acha hai Ameerkot k logoon ko bhi pta chala k yeh Kunwarji kaisay hain, bahut hi acha hoa jo sub k saamnay unki izat ka faaluda bunn gaya...Bahut hi acha hoa...Bas Ranaji I know aap marrnay walay ho, likin phir bhi main kahoon gi keh pleeease apnay aap ko bachanay ki koshish poori karna pleeease...Pta nahi aapkay Gayatri k beghair main kaisay survive karoon gi...?!?! Kunwarji such kahoon...Toh badlay ki aag nay kabhi bhi kisi ka bhi bhalla nahi kiya hai...Aapka bhi nahi karay gi, ek baar aapnay RaGa ko hurt kiya na, toh samjhain phir aagay ja kar aapki maut pakki hai...PAKKI SAMAJ I...AAP zaroor marrain gain...!!!"😡😡😡
Aur phir aata hai RaGa wala scene, jis tarha Gayatri wo signs dekh kar kamray main enter hoi aur phooloon ka khoobsurat sa raasta banana, Ranaji ka wo village walay ka roop dekh kar toh meri hansi hi nikal gai bilkul Gayatri ki tarha aur phir jab unho nay bolna shoro kiya toh I was like "Ghanay bawray hogay ho Rajja ji...Thaaray ko yeh look ko ni jajjti, aap toh Rajja wali look main hot dikhtay so...!!! Waisay aapki attempt kaafi achi thi Ranaji, Gayatri ko impress karnay ka tareeqa acha tha...Sub bahut acha prepare kiya aapnay...!!!" Aur phir Gayatri ka unko kehna k apni ankhain bunnd karain aur unka ankhain bunnd karna aur Gayatri ka unkay forehead ko kiss karna aur phir Ranaji ka Gayatri ki ankhain bunnd karna aur usay kiss karna dekh kar I was like "Wah g aaj toh kaafi mood main hain yeh dono...Chalo thora sa hi sahi dikhaya toh kuch pyara sa scene inho nay...Hayyy meray RaGa kitnay achay lagtay hain saath saath...!!! Kaash yeh CVs koi dhang ka track laatay aur inhain farigh na kartay toh kitna acha hotaa...!!! Ab pta nahi kyun jab jab dekh rahi hooon toh khushi bhi ho rahi hai saath saath dukh bhi ho raha hai...!!!"
Aur phir aata hai Kunwarji aur budhi wala scene, apni saari kathaa budhi ko sunanay k baad, budhi usay ek ring daiti hai aur kehti hai keh yeh Kaal ko dikhaa daina wo samaj jaay ga keh budhi nay bulaya hai toh I was like "Haan samaj hi na lay wo...Kaal saala, Maha Kaal bunn k bhi aaya na toh uski maine aisi izat utaarni hai na keh wo roy ga keh wo iss show main kyun aaya aur pehlay keh rahi hoon CVs yeh zada din nahi tikkna chaye warna usay toh jootay parhay gain hi saath saath tumhain bhi khaanay paray gain...!!! Budhi teri age abh marrnay ki hogai hai toh marr ja na tu...Marrti kyun nahi...Aur CVs ek aur baat...Agar RaGa ko maar rahay ho...Toh budhi and gang ko bhi MAARNA hoga...Basss new cast laao ya jo bhi karo...Budhi and gang bhi nahi bachna chayeee...!!! Saaloon ko aag main jallao ya kuch bhi karoo wo bhi zinda nahi bachnay chayyyeee...!!!"😡😡😡
Phir aata hai ek aur RaGa wala scene, jab dono ek dosray ko mirror main dekh kar tyaar ho rahay hotay hain kyunkay English Photographer nay unki royal family ki full picture laini hoti hai aur phir jo dono different poses ki practice kar rahay hotay hain aur phir unka ek dosray ko chairhna aur phir Rajmata ka kamray main aana aur phir unka hug karna dekh kar I was like "OMG!!! I can't see them dying...!!! Kyun end main aaatay aatay itna acha dikhaa rahay hain...Hayyy kitnay cute lag rahay hain dono...Yeh sharaartain...Yeh mastiyaan dono ki bahut yaad aanay waali hain...Rajmata agar aapko yeh log zinda rakh rahain hain toh pleeease aap badlaa zaroor liyee ga kyunkay main jaanti hoon jab aap ghussay main aati ho toh kisi ko nahi chorhtii...!!!"
Aur phir uskay baad wo budhi ki bakwaas, uska wo stapu aka hopscotch khelna aur baari baari sub k naam kaatna dekh kar I was like "Tera bhi patta cut hogaaa...Unhain maar kar tu zinda nahi bachay gi budhi...Yaad rakhna...Main tujhe zinda bachnay nahi doon gi...Na tujhe aur na hi teray wo moocharrrh betay ko...!!!!"😡😡😡
Phir aati hai haldi wala scene, Gayatri ka Lakhan ko bhai kehna aur Ranaji ka Lakhan ko hug karna aur Gayatri ka Swarna ko haldi lagana aur phir hug karna aur phir RaGa ka wo haldi se khelna aur baray hi romantic tareeqay se ek dosray ko haldi lagana dekh kar I was like "Hayy yeh chaaroonn kitnay achay hain...Kitna khoobsurat lag raha hai yeh sub...Rajmata bhi kitni khush hain yeh sub dekh k...Shukar hai Coca Cola kuch bura bhalla nahi kaha Swarna ko warna thora aur obvious hojaata k kaun marr raha hai aur kaun nahi...!!! Ranaji aaj toh aapka romantic mood full swing main hai, acha laga aaj aapka ghussay wala aur yeh pyaar wala roop dekh kar...Aur jab aapnay wo gaal se gaal laga kar haldi lagai Gayatri ko hayyy bara hi acha laga...Kitna aala scene tha wo...!!! Love you guys...!!!" Aur phir RaGa bachoon k baaray main baat karna aur Ranaji ka yeh kehna keh unki beti hogi aur unho nay naam bhi soch liya hai aur phir RaGa ki cute si nok jhok aur khoob saara pyaar aur phir Rajmata ka unko dekhna aur yeh kehna keh bas yeh khushiyaan aisay hi rahain humesha toh I was like "Aapkay mooh main jalebi, laddooo, gulab jaamun Rajmata...I wish k aisa hi ho...But, CVs kaand kar chukay hain aur kuch ho bhi nahi sakta abh...!!! Mujhe lagta Ranaji shaid marrtay waqt apni beti ka naam bol dain gain...Huuhhooo...Kitni kkwwweeet conversation thi dono ki, Ranaji nay jis surety se yeh baat kahi k unki BETI hi hogi, mera toh dil hi melt hogaya...Becharay kitna kitna kuch soch rahay thay k kaisay kia kia karain gain uskay saath...Hate you CVs...!!! I know abhi tak kuch hoa nahi hai, likin hona toh hai na toh I hate you, and will keep on hating you...!!!"😡😡😡
Aur akhir main aata hai KAAL ki entry wala scene, jab Kunwarji uska status dekhtay hain keh kaisa jaanwar sa hai wo aur continuously wo chains ko ghoomata rehta hai aur end main kisi ko maar daita hai aur Kunwarji toh dekh k hi shock hojaatay hain keh yeh KAAL bahut hi khatarnaak hai toh I was like "WELCOME SASHA...!!! OR should I say Chutki(Gaurav Gera ki shopkeeper wali) ki male version, ufff itni sarhi hoi wig kaun pehen k aata hai...!!! Bura laga KAAL??! Aadat daal lay kyunkay tujhe main aur bahut kuch aisa bolnay wali hoon keh tujhe bahut zada bura lagay ga...Saalay KAAL tera aisa TAAL bajao gi keh tu khud hi ek din apnay aapko inhii chains se maar daalay ga...!!! Humaray RaGa ka badla koi lay na lay main tujhse zaroor loon gi saalay...!!! Aur Kunwarji pleeease, aap khud itnay daray hoy ho toh usay baat kia karo gay?! Aye baray planning karnay walay...!!!"😆😆😆
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."Ek din teri iss wig ko main utaar k rahoon gi KAAL...Aur Gayatri don't worry yeh khoon nahi hai, mujhe toh laal rang lag raha hai, relax raho, abhi nahi hoga kuch inhain"...😳😳😳
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