Today's episode made me laugh and cry at the same time. My reaction after watching the episode.
Scene 1: Opening scene
Rana grabs Gayetri and picks her up in his arms and takes her to the garden.
Gayetri: Ranaji, why did you bring me here?
Rana: Because darling wife, I think it's about time we becomes husband and wife in proper sense. A man can only last so long around temptation. As it is, my pace is slower than a lame turtle.
Rana starts taking off vest.
Gayetri backing off: Err... That's a swell idea but I am not into public performance. Can we take it to the room?
Me (Munching popcorn): Yes, yes!!! Let's take that to the bedroom. Even Kunwar Chacha and Chachi can see that garden from their bedroom.
CVs: No can do. We are doing something different this time. We will make audience laugh in sad scenes and creep them out in romantic scene.
TRP aunties: What an idea, sirji!!!
Romantic background music occasionally getting ruined by Obsession by wierdo scenes.
Rana: Come hither, my dear!!!
Gayetri: Why you only get romantic outside our own damn bed where I sleep beside you every single night?
Avdhesh: So that I can enjoy a free peep show...
Me: Ewww... Come on CVs.
CVs: Did you get goosebumps?
Me: No, I just threw up in my mouth.
Rana puts Gayetri down on flower bed and blows handful of flowers, but flower starts falling from the sky.
Rana: Flowers falling from the sky. How romantic.
Gayetri: Yeah, it's completely believable like fake Sula plot.
Me: Oh for God's sake morons. That means there are more people around to throw flowers at you.
Rana: Now that we have a full house audience, it's perfect time to lie down and do the deed. Let me kiss you.
Gayetri: Sure. I was shying away when there were no proof of anyone around. But now that the servants have confirmed their presence by throwing flowers at us, let's kiss.
Avdhesh peeking and waiting until PG - 13 crawls towards PG - 14 and then,
Avdhesh: I will now show what everyone calls my long hose...
Me: Oh God, No!!!
CVs: Not that. Gotta keep everything PG - 13, gutter mind!!! Watch.
Avdhesh takes a sip of alcohol and lights a match while spraying alcohol in it. The tree in front of him gets lit by fire.
Me: Huh!!! That's nothing special. I have seen a lot of road performers do it.
CVs: But not like that.
Five-Six trees in about Two feet distance between each gets on fire.
Me: What the!!! That's not possible!!!
CVs: Everything is possible in TV series.
Me: Oh yeah? Then considering the trees are completely bare and barely one feet in radius how come none of them saw Avdhesh?
CVs: Because love is blind...
Me: More likely you want audience to be blind, mentally!!!
Scene 2: Bedroom terrace scene. Gayetri is upset and Rana holds her hand.
Fangirls's hearts sing in chorus: Aaja aayee bahar, Dil hain beqarar, O mere Ranaji, Ab to lo baazi maar...
Rana: Every time we try to come close something disaster happens.
Gayetri: Now that we are in our bedroom terrace in complete privacy. Let's discuss something that creeps me out. Let's talk about Avdhesh.
Rana: Sure. He is my favourite person these days. I like him so much that what any sane person will call psycho killer for killing his own family and telling the story like a joke, I call it being different. Like Hitler was different from the rest of the human beings.
However, since you reminded me of him, I will have to fanguy over his awesomeness. Let's go to bed as roommate.
Fangirls' hopes crash and burn: Chan se jo toote koi sapna, story suna suna lage... Cheetah jo romance kare Swarna, main lead suna suna laage re!!!
Precap: Avdhesh receives blood as gift from his twin sister.
Rana: See, isn't he so different like Jack the Ripper? He will make a lovely addition to my enemy collection. Perfect replacement for BRM. He can even produce people like BRM. He didn't have family when I brought him here. Now a sister was found.
Gayetri: Sure. Just like BRM liked skeleton, he likes blood. Perfect!!! He could be BRM's son, he has so much in common with her.
On a less funny note: here's my prediction for tomorrow.
Avdhesh saw Rana and Gayetri in the mirror and he will refuse to take Kunwar Chacha's help and Rana would think Gayetri is doubting on innocent people again. I can even bet on that.
The only intense scene I liked was Avdhesh dumping his head under the water and following dialogue and the romantic scene I liked when Gayetri runs to Rana to give hankie because it was intimate and private until she decided to pay more attention on Kunwar Chacha than potential romantic scene with Rana.
Edited by tia.o - 9 years ago