Then came Lakshraj-Cheetay wala scene, when Lakshraj ordered him to clean his shoes with his tongue,
I was like "WHAT THE HELLL??? Dimaagh kharaab hogaya hai kia iska? Lagta hai hogaya hai tab hi toh aisi behki behki baatain kar raha hai" Aur jab Cheetay ko aaya ghussa aur Lakshraj nay ussi dhamki di keh agar tumnay kuch bhi aisi waisi garbar karnay ki koshish ki toh nuqsaan Swarna ka hi hoga aur phir Cheetah foran maan gaya I was like "Bechara Swarna ko zara si bhi chout nahi daina chahta aur yeh saala Lakshraj Swarna ko itni ghairi chout daini ki soch bhi kaisay sakta hai? Dil toh kar raha hai abhi iska galla hi dabba doon..." Bechara Cheetah Swarna k pyaar ki waja se hi wo rukh gaya hai keh kahin usay yeh stupid Lakshraj kuch kar na day...Jab wo Lakshraj apni show maar k chala gaya keh Oh! Maine bara teer maara...Meri ego ki shaan aur barh gai toh uss waqt Cheetah nay jab yeh kaha keh "Agar mera aur Lakshraj ka yudh hota toh Maa kasam iskay joti k saath saath isay bhi saaf kardaita..." I was like "Hayyy kaash tumhain aisa mauka mil jae toh tum zarooor iss mauka ka poora poora faida uthana aur kahani ek dafa main hi khtam kar daalna iss gadhay ki...Hum forum wasiiis ki full support hai tumhain aur permission bhi..."😉😉😉
Then came the Avadesh ka flag uraanay wala scene, jab usnay apni laal turban neechay rakhi aur apna blue flag bahir se uraaaya aur wo khud hi se unddur mehel main aakay lag bhi gaya Ranaji k Ameerkot wala red flag k saath, toh I was like "CV's seriously? Chalo track thora fast fast chal raha hai hum usay kisi tarha accept kar rahay hain but yeh scene toh too much hi hogaya aj toh...Matlab uss phattay dhol nay bahir se apna flag utha keh unddur ki taraf nishaana aisa lagaya keh wo sahi lag bhi gaya...Wah isay bhi koi zada aur lambi chor daitay...Ab bas yehi fazul sequence dekhna baaqi reh gaya tha...Uff hud hai CVs waisay matlab wo flag khud se right left ho kay unddur aa bhi gaya aur baray sakht tareeqay se fix bhi hogaya wah...Yeh mujhe drama nahi kuch aur hi lag raha tha...Aisay lag raha tha keh drama kisi aur hi dunya main chala gaya hai..." Aur phir wo slow motion main uss flag ko dikhana ufff kitni awaiiin awaiin chorhni hain CVs? Saaf lag raha tha keh aap hi k kisi banday nay flag ka danda pakra hoa hai...Kuch toh realistic dikhatay yeh kia kar daala...!!!😆😆😆
Then came Gayatri's diye wala scene, jab Gayatri Ranaji k liye pooja kar rahi thi aur beech beech main ek sevika Gayatri ko aaa k update day rahi thi keh ab yeh horaha hai ab Ranaji yeh kar rahay hain...AB wo kar rahay hain I was like "Where is my heel wali jooti...Oye sevika ki bachi...Gadhi wo bechari Gayatri pehlay se hi itni tension main hai Ranaji ko lay k aur tum aur bomb pe bomb phoray ja rahi ho...Tumhain toh yehiin se maar doon gi...Chup raho thori dair...Khud toh kuch kar nahi rahi aur upper se humari Gayatri ki pooja kharaab kar rahi ho...Bhaag jao yahan se...Update kum aur dara zada rahi thi wo gadhi...Kasam se usko dekh k mujhe toh aur bhi zada ghussa araha tha..." Bechari pooja main concentrate karti ya update pe...Chalo acha hai usnay diye ko bhujnay nahi dia...!!!😳😳😳
And, lastly, Ranaji aur Avadesh ki fight wala scene, aur phir jab wo phatta dhol aka Avadesh enter hoa mehel main aur ghoongrooo nikala aur usnay kaha keh "Ghabrayee nahi yeh apkay liye nahi humaray liye hai..."
I was like "Haan chal shoro hoja apna classical dance dikhanay..." Phir jab wo ghoonggrooo pehhnnay laga aur Ranaji nay usay pehntay hoy jo look di ufff uss look ko dekh kar lag raha tha keh jaisay soch rahay ho keh "Jeetnay walay toh phir nahi aap..." Rajmata bechari main dekh rahi thi unhain bhi bari tension ho rahi thi Ranaji ki...Jab uss phattay dhol nay apna weapon chooose kiya larhnay k liye aur Ranaji nay phir uss hisaab se apna bhi change kar daala
I was like "Aww meray Ranaji apnay dushman k saath barabari ka muqabala rakhna chahtay hain...How sweet but Ranaji pleeease apna khyaal rakhyeee ga aisa na ho uska faida dekhtay dekhtay apko kuch...Please be careful...Chorna mat iss phattay dhol ko..." Phir jab Ranaji nay jis tarha uss danday k saath easily blend hogae...Hayyy meri toh jaan main jaan i...Lag raha tha keh wo iss pointed danday se araam se larh lain gain iss phattay ko defeat kar hi dain gain aur jab unn dono nay gol gol chalna shoro kiya toh main uss phattay dhol aka Avadesh ki shakal dekh rahi thi...I was like "Lo g fight shoro hoi nahi aur iss phattay dhol ki saansain pehlay se hi phoolna shoro hogaiiin hain...Abhi yeh haal hai toh baad main kia hoga..." Aur phir jab Ranaji nay usay kick maari meri clapping shoro hogai...Phir jab Gayatri pagaloon ki tarha bhaagnay lag gai I started facepalming...Gayatri bhi na bahut zada tension laiti hai...Bechari such main sahi fikar hoti hai usay Ranaji ki...Phir jab Ranaji nay uss phattay dhol k shoulder par hit kiya aur jis style se Ranaji nay pose kiya hayyy main toh udher hi faint hogaiii...Hayyy aisi adda pe kaun nahi maray ga...Kyun sahi kaha na?!? Hayy Ranaji dil jeet liya aapnay toh aj...!!! Oye phattay dhol haar maan lay tujhse kuch nahi honay wala...
Aur phir jab usnay Ranaji k haath ko apni taraf barhnay se rooka aur Ranaji k arm se blood nikalnay laga toh
I was like "Phattay dhol ek number ka cheater hai tu saala...Tumhari itni himat keh tumnay Ranaji ko chout di...Will kill you...Hayyy meray Ranaji ka khoon nikal raha hai...Koi toh bachao unhain...Avadesh teri saansain rookh doon gi main..." Ranaji nay abhi apnay haath ko dekha hi tha keh usnay unki peet pe wo pointed arrow wala danda chubaa diya, I was like "AVAAADESSSHHH...Marray ga tu aj...Door reh humaray Ranaji se"...
Aur phir jab Rajmata nay dekha keh Gayatri agai hai aur usay rookhnay ki koshish ki neechay jaanay k liye aur phir jab Gayatri nay kaha keh "Aj agar mujhe marna bhi paray toh main zeher khaa k nahi maroon gi...Meray pati Ameerkot k Raja hain wo Ameerkot k liye larh rahay hain...Main unka saath doon gi iss larai main...Unki talvaar chalay gi toh main unki dhaal banoon gi..." I was like "Aww meri Gayatri ab toh pakka Ranaji ko bacha lay gi...Love your concern Gayatri..." Aur phir Rajmata nay Gayatri ko permission day di toh I loved Rajmata even more...!!! Aur phir jab uss phattay dhol nay Ranaji ko neechay gira diya aur wo pointed arrow se unko maarnay hi wala tha keh Gayatri ki awaaz i "RANAJI..." aur phir uss Avadesh nay jis tarha Gayatri ko ghoorna shoro kiya I was like "Ankhain neechiii kar...Tumhari himat kaisay hoi Gayatri ko ghoornay ki...I know wo bahut khoobsurat lag rahi hai likin wo apnay Ranaji k liye tyaar hoi hai toh itni buri nazar se matt dekh warna yehiii inhii ankhoon main laal mirchain daal doon gi phir na kehna keh maine warn nahi kiya tha phattay dhol..." Jab wo ghoor raha tha toh background main music toh achi play hoi thi but wo jis tarha ghoor raha tha dil kar raha tha keh uss waqt main beech main ajaoon taakay uska ghoorna bunnd ho sakay...Phir jab Ranaji nay dekha keh wo rukh gaya hai aur usnay neechay giraya toh I was like "Yeh baat...Humari Gayatri ko ghoor raha tha na tu ab pachtanay k liye tyaar hojaa Ranaji tujhe nahi chorain gain..." Likin phir jab Gayatri nay Ranaji ko manna kardiya keh aap isay nahi maarain gain toh I was like "Aray yaar yehi toh sahi mauka tha iss phattay dhol ko maarnay ka aur yeh chance bhi miss kardaala tumnay Gayatri...Gayatri pleeease...Jab do Yoodha aapaas main larh rahay ho toh unkay beech main nahi boltay aur wo bhi tab jab apna faida horaha ho tab toh bilkul bhi nahi...Marr hi jaata aj acha tha...Ek hi dafa main kaam tamam hojaata iska..." Ranaji bahut sweet hain...Wo rukh gae aur usay Ameerkot se door jaanay ka hukm diya likin wo bhi bara hi deedh nikla itni tareefain ki Ranaji ki aur indirectly itna ghoora Gayatri ko keh Ranaji se direct friendship k liye haath hi barhaa daala...Uff himat toh dekho zara iss phattay dhol ki...Sub jaanti hoon main yeh sub...Yeh sub kuch yeh Ameerkot ko nahi GAYATRI ko haasil karnay k liye kar raaha hai...I damn sure now...Jis tarha wo Ranaji se baat kartay hoy Gayatri ko dekh raha tha tab toh confirm hogaya tha keh yeh Gayatri k peechay hi pagal hai...Kaash aapnay isay maar diya hota Ranaji...Aur upper se aapnay dosti ka haath bhi bharhaa daala sub se bari ghalti kardi aapnay Ranaji aur phir jab usnay Ranaji ko apni taraf kheech k gallay lagaya mujhe toh aur bhi zada ghusssa araha tha bas ab yehi umeed hai keh Ranaji apna mind aur apnay senses har waqt alert hi rakhain gain kyunkay yeh kab aansteen ka saanp bunn kar waar karay koi bharoosa nahi...!! Rajmata ko bhi iski friendship pe doubt horaha tha jab unho nay kaha keh "Yeh aadmi hai kia?" I was like "Rajmata ek number ka jhoota hai...Cheater hai...Dhokaybaaz hai...Ranaji ka dil jeet kar yeh unhi k dil se khel kar Gayatri ko apni taraf karnay ki koshish karay ga...Likin please aap kabhi bhi bharoosa matt kijiye ga iska...Aur humesha Ranaji ko sahi raah dikhayeee ga..."
Aur phir jab Ranaji nay uski dosti accept karli aur wo Avadesh chup chaap apna flag lay k wapas chala gaya toh
I was like "Chalo at least yeh battle Ranaji nay jeet toh lii...Chahay Gayatri ek distraction hi thi likin wo such main ek dhaal hi bani apnay Ranaji k liyeee...Agar wo sahi waqt main na aati toh pta nahi kia hojaata...Khair humaray Ranaji jeet gae hain aur ab Avadesh Singh Chauhaan tyaar raho kyunkay bahut jald tumhari yeh dosti k naatak karnay wali chaal bhi zada din tak chalnay wali nahi kyunkay Ranaji nay jab tumhain hug kiya toh unkay expression se lag raha tha keh unhain tum pe doubt rahay ga kahin na kahin...I hope aisa hi ho...Bas aur Gayatri bhi iss phattay dhol se alert rahay...Baaki toh phir sub apnay aap hi theek hojae ga..." Kyun sahi kaha na yaaroon?!😉😉😉
Jab wo phatta dhol wahan se chala gaya toh Gayatri Ranaji k shoulder par apna haath rakhnay hi wali thi keh wo wahan se chalay gae...I was like "Uhhh...OOo kahin Ranaji abhi tak Gayatri se naraaz toh nahi? Kahin wo uspe ghussa na karain unki fight k beech main aanay k liye...Oh! Shit...Pta nahi ab kia hoga...Likin I think Gayatri unhain mana hi lay gi apnay pyaar se jab waja btay gi keh kyun i toh I know he will forgive her..."😳😳😳
As far as the precap is concerned,
my reaction for Ranaji "Bas yehi dekhna baaqi reh gaya tha..."
For Avadesh "Nautanki saala..."
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