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In today's episode, when Rajmata said, "Ranaji yudh karain gain par haath baand kar kyunkay unkay haath Rajputoon ki maryada aur parampara se bandhay hogain likin Avadesh na hi neeam aur na hi prempara ko maanay ga, Ranaji Rajputi aan k saath jeet k liye laray gain likin Avadesh sirf jeet k liye laray ga..."
I was like "Uski aisi ki taisi...Haath toh laga k dikhay humaray Ranaji usko mooh torr k rakh doon gi main..."
Gayatri: "Main Ranaji ko uss aadmi k saath yudh nahi karnay doon gi, kisi qeemat main bhi nahi..."
I was like "Gayatri laray ga nahi toh uss duffer ko kaisay samjhay ga keh wo iss Ameerkot k laiq na kabhi tha aur na kabhi hoga...Toh yeh ehsaas dilana usay zaroori hai...Isliye please tum bhi thora open mind rakho apna aur sahi se socho akhir tum ek Raja ki Rani ho..."
And, when they both leave, and Coca Cola ki phir se wohi bakwas shoro hogai keh agar "Ranaji marr gae toh kitna acha hoga..."
I was like "Haan unko kuch bhi honay se pehlay tum maroo gi dekh laina...I bari Ranaji ko maarnay..."
And, when Kunwarji said, "Aj humari zindagi ka bhi faisla hoga Kokilayy..."
I was like "Haan hona toh hai hi...Aur tab tumhain pta chalay ga keh Ranaji se panga lo gay toh pachtaoo gay...Aur ek dafa Ranaji nay wo battle jeet li na jo wo definitely jeet jain gain toh bas tumhari bhi iss mehel main ulti ginti shoro hojae gi..."😆😛😛
Then came RaGa's balcony wala scene, jab Ranaji nay Avadesh ki baatoon ko yaad karna shoro kiya aur ghussay se apni talvaar nikal kar ek decoration piece ka torr dala toh I was like "Shaant Ranaji Shaant...Aap kyun uss gadhay ki baatoon ko itna dil pe lay rahay ho? WO dushman hai aur dushmanooon ka kaam hai teeli dainaa aur aag lagana toh isliye bas ignore karain aur yudh ki tyaari kijiyeee...Waisay aj aap iss khulli hoi coat main kaafi achay lag rahay hain..."
Jab Gayatri wahan i aur kaha keh "Aap yeh yudh nahi larain gain...Mujhe na apki talvaar pe shak hai na apki veerta pe...Likin..."
Ranaji: "Jahan vishwaaas hota hai waahan kisi likin ki gunjaish nahi hoti..."
I was like "Aww Ranaji vishwaas hai vishwaas toh poora hai bas apko lay kar Gayatri thori fikar kar rahi hai na samjho na...Akhir aap pehla pyaar ho uska...Aisay kaisay kisi k bhi haathoon apko larhnay day gi...Fikar toh hogi na...Apka kaam hai apni Gayatri ko pyaar se samjhana aur Gayatri ka kaam hai keh apnay mind ko khullay tareeqay se samajhna..."
Ranaji: "Ek patni ko poora hai haq hai apnay pati par likin ek Rani ko Raja k faislay k khilaaf jaanay ka haq bilkul nahi hai..." Aur phir eyelock hoa aur phir Ranaji chalay gae aur Gayatri phir sad hogai...I was like "Ranaji...Pyaar se...Pleeease...Pyaar se...Ek Raja bhi toh apni Rani ka pati hi hota hai na toh bas pyaar se bhi sub baatain samjhaiiin ja saktiiin hain aur mujhe yaqeen hai keh Gayatri apnay pyaar ki baat ko poori tarha se respect karay gi aur saath bhi day giii...Jaisay uss waqt diya tha jis waqt Ranaji nay challenge ko accept kiya tha...Aur pleease Gayatri sad mat ho strong raho...Sub theek hoga...Dekhna..."😳😳😳
Then came Rajmata-Kokila-Kunwarji wala scene, jab Rajmata nay kaha keh "Ranaji teeryaatra pe gae hain Kunwarji..." Aur phir Kokila nay kaha "Teeryaatra? Kyun?" Rajmata: "Eeshwar se apkay liye budhi laanay gae hain Kunwar Raniji..."I started 👏👏👏...Uff aj laga keh Rajmata phir se form main agaiii hain...Bari khushi hoi Rajmata ka yeh roop dobara dekh kar...Was missing her sunanay wala factor...😉😉😉
Aur phir jab ek sevak aaya aur Yashoda ki laash k baray main baat ki aur Rajmata shock hogai Yashoda k neck main wo hole dekh kar aur jab unho nay kaha keh yeh "Mari nahi hain...Inki maara gaya hai..." in front of Kunwarji and Coca Cola
I was like "Yeh baat...Ab toh yeh Coca Cola gai kaam se...Ab nahi bachti yeh...Koi kila fateh nahi kar pae gi ab yeh..." Phir jab Kunwarji aur Coca Cola kamray main wapas ajatay hain tension main Coca Cola wapas jaanay ka kehti hai keh hum apnay bhai ki haan chalay jaatay hain and all I was like "Haan idea toh acha hai tum nahi raho gi toh mehel main such main bara hi sakoon hojae ga..." Likin jab Kunwarji nay Coca Cola ko kaha keh "Hum kahin nahi jain gain..." I was like "Haan toh phir bas marnay k liye bhi tyaar raho..." Aur phir jab unho nay apnay apko loomri kaha
I was like "Pleeease...Looomri? Seriously? Loomri? Kahan se kis angle se tum dono apnay apko loomri samajhtay ho? Pooray k pooray gadhay ho tum dono...Loomri ko bhi insult feel hota hoga keh mujhe kis banday se compare kar liya..."
Jab Rajmata nay deep sochna shoro kiya apnay kamray main akelay aur jab sevak nay usay btayaa keh uski toh koi door door tak bhateeji hi nahi aur phir jab doctor nay aakay cheezooon k baray main btana shoro kiya aur phir jab Rajmata nay kaha "Jooray ka pin..."
I was like "Wohooo...Ab toh Rajmata iss Coke ki bottle ko nahi chorain gi...Ab kia karay gi toh Coca Cola? Tyaar hojaa kyunkay tumhari maut bahut qareeb dikhaii day rahi hai..."
When Rajmata entered Kunwarji and Kokila's room aur Kunwarji nay apni taraf se apnay apko bari chalak tareeqay se wo bhateeji wali baat ko coverup karnay ki koshish ki aur kaha "Hum toh uskay baary main utna hi jaantay hain jitna k aap..." Aur phir jab Rajmata slowly slowly chaltay hoy Kunwarji k paas i I was like "WOW Rajmata...Iski toh aadhi hawa waisay hi nikal gai apkay paas aanay se ab jab aap kuch bolain gi tab kia haal hoga iska..." Aur phir jab Rajmata nay kaha "Aisay kyun lag raha hai keh aap humse kuch chupa rahay hain...?" Aur phir wohi drama keh "hum kaisay...? Apko humari kisi baat pe vishwaas nahi? Apkay k paas kia saboot hai...Saboot ho hi nahi...Kyunkay jhoot ka koi saboot nahi hota...Kaash hum aapko apna seena cheeer kar dikha paatay keh humaray dil main apkay liye kitna prem aur kitni wafadaari hai..." I was like "Haan chal phaar daal..." And when Rajmata said, "Zarorat parhnay par hum aapka seena cheer kar bhi dekh lain gain Kunwarji keh apkay dil main humaray pratiii kitni wafadaari hai..." I was like "Bang on Rajmata...Dil khush kardiya aapnay toh...Meray dil ki baat keh di aapnay...Wah...Abhi main bhi yehi keh rahi thi aur aap nay bhi keh daala...You are just too good..."👏👏👏
Then came Avadesh and the milk wala scene, jab usnay apna galla phaarna shoro kiya aur saath dhoodh bhi zaya karna shoro kiya toh
I was like "Kyun phaar raha hai galla apna...Indra wahan pe mojoood nahi hai kisay pagalooon ki tarha baatain kar raha hai...Insaan hi ho na? Ya kahin aur se uth k aye ho? Aur saara doodh bhi waste kardaala isay acha toh kisi ghareeb ko hi pila daitay likin tumhain toh DOOODDDHHH SSSEEE NAHAAANNNA THAAA...Sorry guys uskay pagal punn main...Main bhi usski ki tarha bol pari unchi awaaaz main...Waisay Avadesh ismain itnaa galla phaar phaar k tum kisko bta rahay ho? Koi sun toh raha nahi tumhari...Waisay ek baat btaon tumhain toh loud speaker ki bhi zarorat nahi...Kyunkay phattay hoy dhol jaisi awaaz ko kisi aur cheez ki kia zarorat...Agar itna chilanay k baad thora weak feel kar rahay ho na toh jis doodh se tum nahaay ho na wohi uthaa keh peee bhi lo thori taaqat ajae gi...Aaya bara Ranaji larhnay..."😆😆😆
Then came RaGa-Rajmata wala scene, Rajmata ka talvaar daina aur Ranaji ka unka ashirvaad laina hayyy bara hi cute scene tha likin phir jab Gayatri i pooja ki thaal lay k aur Ranaji phir bhi abhi bhi Gayatri se ukray hoy se thay toh I felt really bad for Gayatri aur jab wo aarti utaar rahi thi Ranaji ki toh Ranaji nay ek baar bhi Gayatri ko nahi dekha
I was like "Yeh kia Ranaji aap uss gadhay se larhnay ja rahay ho aur apni Gayatri ko ek dafa bhi nahi dekho gay? I know aap ghussa ho likin bechari wo bhi kia karay usay fikar hai aapki...Please aisay ignore toh matt kijiyeee na...Huhhhooo..." Aur jab Gayatri nay wo dhaaga bhi baandha tab bhi nahi dekha phir jab baandhnay k baad wo bolay keh "Aaj hum Rani ka vishwaas jeetnay k liye laray gain..." aur phir Gayatri ko dekha toh I was like "Aww...Chalo shukar atleast jaatay jaatay dekha toh sahi...Warna bechari ka mood aur bhi off hojaata..."😳😳😳
Then came Avadesh ki dressing wala scene, usnay phir se wohi laal turban pehen lia aur apni tyaari shoro kardi sub cheezain pehnnay ki toh
I was like "Uff itni rings toh hum larkiyaan nahi pehnnti ajkal jitni tum pehentay ho...Larhnay ja rahay ho Ranaji se... Unse shaadi nahi karnay ja rahay jo itna tyaar horahay ho...😆😆😆Aur waisay bhi iss tyaari ki bahut jald tain tain phish honay wali hai..."😉😉😉
And lastly, Rajmata-Gayatri's bottle wala scene, jab Rajmata nay kaha "Shatro k haath uskay shareer ko choonay se pehlay...Shareer ko tyaag daiti hai..."
I was like "What?!?! No no no and no...Gayatri chahay jo hojae tumnay Ranaji ko kuch nahi honay daina...Samjhiii tum kyunkay agar unhain kuch hoa toh tum yeh zeher...Nahi nahi pleeease, kabhi aisa mat karna...Pleeease...Ranaji k liye shidaat se pray karo k wohiii jeetay aur mujhe yaqeen hai keh wohi jeetay gain...Naa k wo laali aka orange pastry aka dhoodh se dhuli hoi dulhan...Mard toh humaray Ranaji hain...Aur jeet unhiii ki hogi...Dekh laina...Aur pleeease apnay Ranaji pe humesha vishwaas rakhna..."😳😳😳
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I was like "Uski aisi ki taisi...Haath toh laga k dikhay humaray Ranaji usko mooh torr k rakh doon gi main..."
Gayatri: "Main Ranaji ko uss aadmi k saath yudh nahi karnay doon gi, kisi qeemat main bhi nahi..."
I was like "Gayatri laray ga nahi toh uss duffer ko kaisay samjhay ga keh wo iss Ameerkot k laiq na kabhi tha aur na kabhi hoga...Toh yeh ehsaas dilana usay zaroori hai...Isliye please tum bhi thora open mind rakho apna aur sahi se socho akhir tum ek Raja ki Rani ho..."
And, when they both leave, and Coca Cola ki phir se wohi bakwas shoro hogai keh agar "Ranaji marr gae toh kitna acha hoga..."
I was like "Haan unko kuch bhi honay se pehlay tum maroo gi dekh laina...I bari Ranaji ko maarnay..."
And, when Kunwarji said, "Aj humari zindagi ka bhi faisla hoga Kokilayy..."
I was like "Haan hona toh hai hi...Aur tab tumhain pta chalay ga keh Ranaji se panga lo gay toh pachtaoo gay...Aur ek dafa Ranaji nay wo battle jeet li na jo wo definitely jeet jain gain toh bas tumhari bhi iss mehel main ulti ginti shoro hojae gi..."😆😛😛
Then came RaGa's balcony wala scene, jab Ranaji nay Avadesh ki baatoon ko yaad karna shoro kiya aur ghussay se apni talvaar nikal kar ek decoration piece ka torr dala toh I was like "Shaant Ranaji Shaant...Aap kyun uss gadhay ki baatoon ko itna dil pe lay rahay ho? WO dushman hai aur dushmanooon ka kaam hai teeli dainaa aur aag lagana toh isliye bas ignore karain aur yudh ki tyaari kijiyeee...Waisay aj aap iss khulli hoi coat main kaafi achay lag rahay hain..."
Jab Gayatri wahan i aur kaha keh "Aap yeh yudh nahi larain gain...Mujhe na apki talvaar pe shak hai na apki veerta pe...Likin..."
Ranaji: "Jahan vishwaaas hota hai waahan kisi likin ki gunjaish nahi hoti..."
I was like "Aww Ranaji vishwaas hai vishwaas toh poora hai bas apko lay kar Gayatri thori fikar kar rahi hai na samjho na...Akhir aap pehla pyaar ho uska...Aisay kaisay kisi k bhi haathoon apko larhnay day gi...Fikar toh hogi na...Apka kaam hai apni Gayatri ko pyaar se samjhana aur Gayatri ka kaam hai keh apnay mind ko khullay tareeqay se samajhna..."
Ranaji: "Ek patni ko poora hai haq hai apnay pati par likin ek Rani ko Raja k faislay k khilaaf jaanay ka haq bilkul nahi hai..." Aur phir eyelock hoa aur phir Ranaji chalay gae aur Gayatri phir sad hogai...I was like "Ranaji...Pyaar se...Pleeease...Pyaar se...Ek Raja bhi toh apni Rani ka pati hi hota hai na toh bas pyaar se bhi sub baatain samjhaiiin ja saktiiin hain aur mujhe yaqeen hai keh Gayatri apnay pyaar ki baat ko poori tarha se respect karay gi aur saath bhi day giii...Jaisay uss waqt diya tha jis waqt Ranaji nay challenge ko accept kiya tha...Aur pleease Gayatri sad mat ho strong raho...Sub theek hoga...Dekhna..."😳😳😳
Then came Rajmata-Kokila-Kunwarji wala scene, jab Rajmata nay kaha keh "Ranaji teeryaatra pe gae hain Kunwarji..." Aur phir Kokila nay kaha "Teeryaatra? Kyun?" Rajmata: "Eeshwar se apkay liye budhi laanay gae hain Kunwar Raniji..."I started 👏👏👏...Uff aj laga keh Rajmata phir se form main agaiii hain...Bari khushi hoi Rajmata ka yeh roop dobara dekh kar...Was missing her sunanay wala factor...😉😉😉
Aur phir jab ek sevak aaya aur Yashoda ki laash k baray main baat ki aur Rajmata shock hogai Yashoda k neck main wo hole dekh kar aur jab unho nay kaha keh yeh "Mari nahi hain...Inki maara gaya hai..." in front of Kunwarji and Coca Cola
I was like "Yeh baat...Ab toh yeh Coca Cola gai kaam se...Ab nahi bachti yeh...Koi kila fateh nahi kar pae gi ab yeh..." Phir jab Kunwarji aur Coca Cola kamray main wapas ajatay hain tension main Coca Cola wapas jaanay ka kehti hai keh hum apnay bhai ki haan chalay jaatay hain and all I was like "Haan idea toh acha hai tum nahi raho gi toh mehel main such main bara hi sakoon hojae ga..." Likin jab Kunwarji nay Coca Cola ko kaha keh "Hum kahin nahi jain gain..." I was like "Haan toh phir bas marnay k liye bhi tyaar raho..." Aur phir jab unho nay apnay apko loomri kaha
I was like "Pleeease...Looomri? Seriously? Loomri? Kahan se kis angle se tum dono apnay apko loomri samajhtay ho? Pooray k pooray gadhay ho tum dono...Loomri ko bhi insult feel hota hoga keh mujhe kis banday se compare kar liya..."
Jab Rajmata nay deep sochna shoro kiya apnay kamray main akelay aur jab sevak nay usay btayaa keh uski toh koi door door tak bhateeji hi nahi aur phir jab doctor nay aakay cheezooon k baray main btana shoro kiya aur phir jab Rajmata nay kaha "Jooray ka pin..."
I was like "Wohooo...Ab toh Rajmata iss Coke ki bottle ko nahi chorain gi...Ab kia karay gi toh Coca Cola? Tyaar hojaa kyunkay tumhari maut bahut qareeb dikhaii day rahi hai..."
When Rajmata entered Kunwarji and Kokila's room aur Kunwarji nay apni taraf se apnay apko bari chalak tareeqay se wo bhateeji wali baat ko coverup karnay ki koshish ki aur kaha "Hum toh uskay baary main utna hi jaantay hain jitna k aap..." Aur phir jab Rajmata slowly slowly chaltay hoy Kunwarji k paas i I was like "WOW Rajmata...Iski toh aadhi hawa waisay hi nikal gai apkay paas aanay se ab jab aap kuch bolain gi tab kia haal hoga iska..." Aur phir jab Rajmata nay kaha "Aisay kyun lag raha hai keh aap humse kuch chupa rahay hain...?" Aur phir wohi drama keh "hum kaisay...? Apko humari kisi baat pe vishwaas nahi? Apkay k paas kia saboot hai...Saboot ho hi nahi...Kyunkay jhoot ka koi saboot nahi hota...Kaash hum aapko apna seena cheeer kar dikha paatay keh humaray dil main apkay liye kitna prem aur kitni wafadaari hai..." I was like "Haan chal phaar daal..." And when Rajmata said, "Zarorat parhnay par hum aapka seena cheer kar bhi dekh lain gain Kunwarji keh apkay dil main humaray pratiii kitni wafadaari hai..." I was like "Bang on Rajmata...Dil khush kardiya aapnay toh...Meray dil ki baat keh di aapnay...Wah...Abhi main bhi yehi keh rahi thi aur aap nay bhi keh daala...You are just too good..."👏👏👏
Then came Avadesh and the milk wala scene, jab usnay apna galla phaarna shoro kiya aur saath dhoodh bhi zaya karna shoro kiya toh
I was like "Kyun phaar raha hai galla apna...Indra wahan pe mojoood nahi hai kisay pagalooon ki tarha baatain kar raha hai...Insaan hi ho na? Ya kahin aur se uth k aye ho? Aur saara doodh bhi waste kardaala isay acha toh kisi ghareeb ko hi pila daitay likin tumhain toh DOOODDDHHH SSSEEE NAHAAANNNA THAAA...Sorry guys uskay pagal punn main...Main bhi usski ki tarha bol pari unchi awaaaz main...Waisay Avadesh ismain itnaa galla phaar phaar k tum kisko bta rahay ho? Koi sun toh raha nahi tumhari...Waisay ek baat btaon tumhain toh loud speaker ki bhi zarorat nahi...Kyunkay phattay hoy dhol jaisi awaaz ko kisi aur cheez ki kia zarorat...Agar itna chilanay k baad thora weak feel kar rahay ho na toh jis doodh se tum nahaay ho na wohi uthaa keh peee bhi lo thori taaqat ajae gi...Aaya bara Ranaji larhnay..."😆😆😆
Then came RaGa-Rajmata wala scene, Rajmata ka talvaar daina aur Ranaji ka unka ashirvaad laina hayyy bara hi cute scene tha likin phir jab Gayatri i pooja ki thaal lay k aur Ranaji phir bhi abhi bhi Gayatri se ukray hoy se thay toh I felt really bad for Gayatri aur jab wo aarti utaar rahi thi Ranaji ki toh Ranaji nay ek baar bhi Gayatri ko nahi dekha
I was like "Yeh kia Ranaji aap uss gadhay se larhnay ja rahay ho aur apni Gayatri ko ek dafa bhi nahi dekho gay? I know aap ghussa ho likin bechari wo bhi kia karay usay fikar hai aapki...Please aisay ignore toh matt kijiyeee na...Huhhhooo..." Aur jab Gayatri nay wo dhaaga bhi baandha tab bhi nahi dekha phir jab baandhnay k baad wo bolay keh "Aaj hum Rani ka vishwaas jeetnay k liye laray gain..." aur phir Gayatri ko dekha toh I was like "Aww...Chalo shukar atleast jaatay jaatay dekha toh sahi...Warna bechari ka mood aur bhi off hojaata..."😳😳😳
Then came Avadesh ki dressing wala scene, usnay phir se wohi laal turban pehen lia aur apni tyaari shoro kardi sub cheezain pehnnay ki toh
I was like "Uff itni rings toh hum larkiyaan nahi pehnnti ajkal jitni tum pehentay ho...Larhnay ja rahay ho Ranaji se... Unse shaadi nahi karnay ja rahay jo itna tyaar horahay ho...😆😆😆Aur waisay bhi iss tyaari ki bahut jald tain tain phish honay wali hai..."😉😉😉
And lastly, Rajmata-Gayatri's bottle wala scene, jab Rajmata nay kaha "Shatro k haath uskay shareer ko choonay se pehlay...Shareer ko tyaag daiti hai..."
I was like "What?!?! No no no and no...Gayatri chahay jo hojae tumnay Ranaji ko kuch nahi honay daina...Samjhiii tum kyunkay agar unhain kuch hoa toh tum yeh zeher...Nahi nahi pleeease, kabhi aisa mat karna...Pleeease...Ranaji k liye shidaat se pray karo k wohiii jeetay aur mujhe yaqeen hai keh wohi jeetay gain...Naa k wo laali aka orange pastry aka dhoodh se dhuli hoi dulhan...Mard toh humaray Ranaji hain...Aur jeet unhiii ki hogi...Dekh laina...Aur pleeease apnay Ranaji pe humesha vishwaas rakhna..."😳😳😳
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is
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What say guys?😃😃😃
Do share your thoughts😳😳😳
Thank you so much 🤗🤗🤗
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