NAKLI SONA : "Aray mujhe yeh kyun sunaa raha hai devdas..."
On NAKLI SONA, I was like, "🤣"
And, on Ranaji I was like, "Boltay rahiyee na Ranaji acha lag raha hai..."😳😳😳
Ranaji: "Zindagi se hum haar chukay thay aur phir humain Gayatri miliiin...WO humaray dost ki nahi...Humari dosri biwi hai...Unho nay humain pyaar karna hi nahi...Pyaar nibhana bhi sikhaya..."
I was like "Hayyy Ranaji aapkay mooh se yeh sub sunkay kitnaaa kitnaaa acha lag raha hai...Bas aisay hi boltay jaiiyeee na...Kaash yeh sub Gayatri sunti toh kitna maza aaata..."
Itnay main peechay se wo black lady agai...Aur NAKLI SONA usay bhaganay hi lagi thi keh usnay dae k daanda maara uskay sir pe aur uski wrist kaat daali...Aur wo behosh hogai...!!!!
I was like "OMG! OMG! OMG! What the...Yeh budhiii such main satyaaa gai hai...Nahi nahi satyaaeee nahi balkay uss se bhi agay level ki pagal ho chuki hai...Uff itna torture...Itni kia pagal horahi hai yeh...Dimaagh toh farighhh hi hogaya hai inka..."
Ranaji ko toh khabar bhi nahi thi aur wo apnay hi dhunn main bas Gayatri k baray main bolay chalay ja rahay thay...Hayyy bara acha lag raha tha likin jaisay hi wo peechay muray toh NAKLI SONA ko bed pe laitay dekh kar wo toh 😲 hi hogae...Shaid unho nay expect nahi kiya tha keh unki SONA aisa kuch bhi kar sakti hai...!!!
I was like "Agar REAL SONA hoti toh I am damn sure keh pehlay toh Ranaji ka dil dharakta jab wo unhain first time wapas aatay hoy dekhtay aur REAL SONA ki nature mujhe kaafi polite lagti hai toh maybe wo Gayatri ko accept karlaitiiin...Maybe..."
Khair jo hai nahi uskay baray main kyun sochain...Jo hai pehlay uski baat kartay hain...😆😛...
Phir Ranaji nay jab NAKLI SONA se poocha uskay hosh aanay k baad "Aap nay aisa kyun kiya Sulakshana agar aapko kuch hojaata toh?"
I was like "Ranaji uss JHUMKI ko bhi kia pta tha keh aj wo itni buray tareeqay se iss kaali daayan ka shikaar honay walii hai😆😛😛..."
Ranaji nay just itna poocha hi tha keh BRM wahan agaiiin...Aur kehnay lagi "Apki dosri shaadi ka sunkar Rani Sulakshana bardaasht nahi kar paiii aur unho nay aatma hathya karnay ki koshish ki"...I was like "Haan budhi tujhe bara pta hai? Abhi room main enter hotay hi tujhe kaisay pta chal gaya iskay status k baray main k isnay kia kiya aur kyun kiya? AB Ranaji yeh aapko bhi toh note karni chaye thi na baat? Yeh BRM toh yahan thi hi nahi toh inhain kaisay pta keh aap dosri shaadi wali baat btaa rahay thay...Kaash aap thoray alert hotay toh ussi waqt BRM ko check kartay aur unse poochtay keh yeh sub toh main SONA se keh raha tha aapko kaisay pta?Bas phir kia tha BRM tohhh gaii thiiin...Phir koi bahana na chalta unka...!!! I wish Ranaji aap thora aur alert hotay itna acha chance aapnay miss kiya BRM ko pakarnay ka...SHIT SHIT SHIT...BRM iss baar toh aap bach gaiii agay nahi bachay giiin...Ranaji shaid aap waqai kisi aur hi trance main thay tab hi toh jo focus karnay wali baat thi uspe focus kiya hi nahi...Poor Ranaji har taraf se shikaar horahay hain..."
When BRM said to Ranaji: "Hum aapkay saath hain..."
I was like "Where the hell are my shoes...?!?! Tu...Tu saath day gi budhiii...TU...Ranaji aur Gayatri k paas bhi bhathkiii na toh yehiiin se do uthaaa k maarrooon gi..."😡😡😡
Phir jab BRM Ranaji k room se chaliii gai aur Gayatri k room main agaiiin...!!!
I was like "BUDHIII tu idher kia kar rahi hai...Dafa hojaaa yahan se...Khabardaar jo Gayatri ko dard dainay ki koshish bhi ki toh...Ek toh mujhe samaj nahi aata kamray main jab aap chal k arahiiin thi toh aisay lag raha tha jaisay keh aap constipated hoon...Chala toh ja nahi raha budhi se aur agai Gayatri kay jallay pe namak chiraknayy...ABHI yeh haal hai toh jab marr jae gi tab kia haal hoga...Ufff..."
BRM: "Ek Raja ki patni ki zindagi main phool kum aur kaantay zada hotay hain...Aur phooloon se dosti karni hai toh kaantay k saath guzara karna parhta hai..."
I was like "Abay ooo budhiii idher teri zindagi ka chapter jaannay nahi aaya koi...Ab tumharay saath agar aisa kuch hoa hoga toh zaroori thori hai keh tum ab Gayatri ki life ko bhi aisa hi kardo...Likin lagta hai tumharay undur itni aag lagi hoi ho as a 2nd wife keh tum Gayatri ko bhi ussi aag main dhakailna chahti ho...Pagal hogai ho tum...Pagal...Tumhain mental asylum ki sakht zarorat hai"...
BRM: "Aap parathna kijiye suchay mann se..." And then she touches Gayatri...!!!
I was like "Chooona mat Gayatri ko budhiii...Pta nahi chootay waqt bhi kaun kaun se mantar shantar parh rahi hogi...Saali budhi...Parathna toh Gayatri karay gi likin uski sharadha zada hogi teray se dekh laina...Ek baar Gayatri nay aapna daao chalna shoroo kiya na toh bas phir tu kahin ki nahi rahay gi budhi..."
And Gayatri please yaar...Abhi emotional honay ka bilkul bhi time nahi hai abhi kuch kar dikhanay ka waqt hai kyunkay yeh BRM tumse ek step agay hain iss waqt...Isliye jaldi pta lagwao suchai ka aur theek kardo sub...JALD SE JALD...!!!!😳😳😳
Phir aaya wo Swarna aur Cheetay ka scene, jab usnay Swarna k mooh pe haath rakha toh thori dair k liye toh mujhe hoa keh kahin yeh such main toh isay pyaar karnay nahi lag gaya aur phir apni gun bhi day diii thi usnay likin nahi main ghalat thi shaid buray log humesha buray hi hotay hain...Jab wo Cheetah udher se bhaga k Swarna ko kisi hut main lay aaya, she actually felt safe with him but yeh bechari ki khush fehmi thi aur jab Kunwarji aur Kokila wahan aye aur sub btaya Swarna ko keh yeh unhi ka banda hai aur kis kaam k liye usay appoint kiya hai wo bhi usay btaya toh bechari Swarna toh toot hi gai...Bechari ko thori si umeed mili thi aur wo bhi cheen liii gaiii usay...Idher yeh bechari Swarna pisss rahi hai aur udher humaray RaGa...Kia banay ga inn subka? CVs please...Atleast Swarna k saath toh kuch ghalat na karo...Ranaji aur Gayatri toh saath hain ek dosray k likin wo bechari toh bilkul akeli hai koi hai hi nahi jo uskay liye stand lay sakay...Aur Gayatri itni strong isliye hai kyunkay uska pyaar uskay saath hai aur wo manage karlay gi likin Swarna ka kia? Uskay saath kaun hai? Koi bhi nahi...Issiliye please CVs usay kuch nahi hona chaye...Wo bechari akelii jaan kia kia sahay gi...Uskay saath kuch toh acha dikhaa do CVs please...!!! 😳😳😳
Phir aaya humaray RaGa ka cute sa fighting scene😆...😉😉
Gayatri jaanay hi wali thi keh Ranaji beech main agae aur Gayatri ko rookh liya aur usay zabardasti car se bahir nikala...Hayyy jis tarha unhoo nay Gayatri ka haath kus k pakra hoa tha I was like this and this☺️ at the same time😆😛...Hayyy phir jab Gayatri nay kaha "Chorye mujhe...Jaanay dijiye mujhe"
I was like "NA...NA NA...NANNNA NA AAA..."😆😆😆😛Hayyy Ranaji nay phir usay jab arm se kus k pakra toh I again was like...☺️☺️☺️☺️...!!!
Ranaji: "Kia yeh kum hai keh humara ek ek pal saza bunn gaya hai aur aap humain chor k jaana chahti hain?"
Gayatri: "Toh main kia karoon Ranaji? Sulakshana ko khud ko saza dainay doon..."
I was like "Yes Gayatri...Yes please...Kaun si wo asal ki SONA hai..."😆😉😛
Gayatri: "Apko kia laga aap mujhe btay gain nahi toh mujhe pta nahi chalay ga? Ranaji maine unse jhoot kaha tha, meri waja se unho nay aatma hathay karnay ki koshish ki thi...Kaun zimaydaar hota? Main? Aur main yeh zimaydaari k liye tyaar nahi hoon...Jaanay dijiye mujhe..."
I was like "Gayatri jab tak pta nahi lagao gi toh bas aisay hi apnay aap dukhi raho gi...Please go after that NAKLI SONA tumhain phir tumharay saaray sawaloon k jawab mil jain gain..."
Ranaji ghussay se Gayatri ki taraf agay barhay toh Gayatri nay mooh phair liyaa, aur Ranaji ko aaya double ghussa aur unho nay Gayatri se mooh phair liya...
I was like "Hayyy becharay ko lag gai...Lag gai...Sahi dil pe ja k lagiii hai..."😆😉
Aur phir jab wo ghussay wali look apni Gayatri ko day rahay thay, aisay lag raha tha jaisay keh rahay ho "Acha toh agar yeh aapka akhri faisla hai toh theek hai phir humain bhi matt rookiye ga wo karnay se jo hum abhi karnay walay hain..." And then he goes...Gayatri samjhi keh such main chalay gae hain likin usay kia pta tha keh asal drama Ranaji ka toh ab shoro honay wala hai😆😆😆...THE EPIC DIYA scene...Hayyy hayyy hayyy...Gayatri nay jab door se dekha keh Ranaji nay apna haath diye keh uppur rakh diya hai toh bhaagi bhaagi i unhain bachanay...Aur kaha "Ranaji yeh aap kia kar rahay hain...?"
Ranaji: "Dil jal gaya hai...Agar hum bhi jal jain toh kia farq parhta hai?"
Gayatri: "Ranaji zidd mat kijiye...Haath hathayeee...Ranaji...THEEK HAI..."
Aur phir Gayatri apna haath Ranaji k haath k neechay lay aati hai...Ranaji ki toh udher hi halat kharaab hogai😆...Gayatri ko jo jaltay hoy dekh rahay thay😉😉😉😉...Hayyy becharay dono...😳😳😳
Ranaji: "Yeh aap kia kar rahi hain?"
I was like "Ziddi hain aap hi tarha Indra toh wohii karay gi na jo aap karain gain.."😆
Ranaji nay foran Gayatri ka haath hataya aur uska haath dekha phir Gayatri nay Ranaji ka haath dekha toh unka jalla hoa haath dekh kar Gayatri ki ankh se ek drop gira aansoon ka Ranaji k haath pe...Aur unho nay apna haath phir bunnd kardia...Hayyy I was like "OMG!!! Tear toh thora salty hota hai...Pta nahi Ranaji ko aur jalla hoga ya thanda laga hoga...Oh! Shit...Becharay kuch bol hi nahi rahay..." Phir I controlled myself😆, kyunkay unho nay ek halki si smile di toh isay khoobsurat aur kuch ho sakta tha bhalla...Nahi kabhi nahi...Hayyy yeh donooo larhtay bhi hain toh pyaar bhi khoob hi kartay hain...
Ranaji: "Sulakshana k aanay k baad aap Rani nahi rahiin likin humari patni humesha rahay giiin...Aur yeh adheekaar aap se koi nahi cheen sakta...Koi nahi..."
I was like "SUCHIII"
Ranaji nay phir Gayatri ko apnay sir se ishara kiya keh "unddur chalain?" Aur Gayatri nay apna sir hilaatay hoy kaha keh "Ji chaltay hain"...Phir Ranaji nay bhagwaan ki taraf dekhtay hoy smile di aur chalay gae Gayatri k saath...Hayy isay pyara scene toh aaj ho hi nahi sakta tha
And lastly, jab wo kaali daayan pooja kar rahi thi toh peechay peechay JHUMKI, Kunwarji aur Kokila bhi agae...Pta tha mujhe pehlay se hi pta tha keh yeh dono milay hoy hain kyunkay jis tarha start main NAKLI SONA ki entry k waqt wo barh charh kar bakwaas kar rahay thay usay toh saaf lag raha tha keh yeh bhi BRM k saath milay hoy hain...Khair jab kaali daayan / black lady / BRM ki pooja khtam hoiii aur unho nay apna ghoonghat hathaya toh uss JHUMKI ki shakal dekhnay wali thi...WO toh hairaan hi reh gai thi BRM ko dekh k...Iska matlab usay nahi pta tha keh mastermind BRM niklay giiin...Tab hi toh usnay aisay react kiya...!!! I was like "Wah wah wah iss JHUMKI ko bhi abhi pta chala hai keh yeh kis k liye kaam kar rahi hai...Bahut khoob BRM...Aap toh waqai bari khiladi nikli...Iss JHUMKI ko bhi nahi btayaa...Pta nahi agay kia kia karay giiin..."
As far as the precap is concerned, I will say 2 things, first..."Acha thappar maara JHUMKI ko BRM"...😛😛😛
Secondly, "Jitni chaalain chalni hain chal lijiye BRM likin aap RAJMATA ki jaga kabhi nahi lain sakti...Ek dafa Rajmata ko pta chal gaya na...Ohhhooohooohooo phir toh aap gai...You have no idea what is she capable of? Agar aap unki step saas hain...Toh wo bhi aap hi kiii step bahu hain BRM...Yeh humesha yaad rakhiyee ga...Gayatri aur Rajmata k milnay ki dair hai bass...Phir iss budhi ko bakri na banaya toh mera naam Titli nahi..."😆😆😆...Thora zada hogaya na??? I know I know likin kia karoon iss BRM pe aj bara ghussa aaya mujhe...!!!😛😛
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