PART 15:That night everyone went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant in town.
All the kids sat on one table and the adults on the other. Kalpi, Kashish, Raghav and Sunil were discussing their plans for the next day.
Kalpi " we should go shopping at all the little shops in town and then go water skiing and top off the day by going to the barbecue at the resort garden. Won't that that be fun ?
Kashish " hoity toity I am with you girl!!"
Raghav " I am so down with water skiing sugar snap. I can't wait to get my hands on that speed boat."
Sunil " oooh hooo what if I fall in the water again and lose my board shorts like last time."
Raghav " Nil Dude !!! What are the chances of the same thing happening. You are a much better swimmer and water skier now."
Just then everybody's dinner was brought to them by the waiter. Everybody was having pasta with Caesar salad. The complimentary breadsticks were laid in the middle of both tables.
Kalpi " The food smells good it is going to be so yummy in my little tummy."
Raghav laughed and tweeked her nose " and what a beautiful tummy it is. " and he winked at her.
Kalpi laughed and said "not as hot as your six pack loaded tummy. Now that's yummy!!"
Raghav blew her an air kiss.
Kashish " hey save the mushiness for my sweetums Nilu and yours truly." and she pinched Sunil's cheek.
Sunil " Eh!! Public mein nahin!!! I have a macho image to uphold! But oooh hooo why mamaji why won't you let me be macho oooh hooo."
All of a sudden a fork came flying at Sunil and hooked straight into the breadstick he had placed in his mouth. Sunil just gaped at the fork and then at the person who threw it.
Mamaji " Now that's what I call macho. My aim hit the bulls eye. Look at u your biceps... They aren't even half an inch and you cry like a baby and ban ne chala macho. Bhanjay pehle dolay sholey bana phir macho kehla "
Sunil looked at mamaji in disbelief and started pointing his half eaten breadstick at mamaji as if it were his finger with the fork stuck in it and said " What is this mamaji? Oooh hooo why mamaji why? Why did you try to stab me with a fork? Oooh hooo."
As Sunil was wagging his breadstick at mamaji it slipped through his fingers due to it having butter on it and went flying across the room and hit an old man about to chomp on a burger square in the mouth. The old man yelped in and out came hi dentures which went flying across the table and into his wife's plate of food.
Sunil's mom " Uff Ho this boy! What will I do with him always getting into trouble."
Mamaji " Bhanjay I told you aim."
Just then the lady from the table where Sunil's breadstick landed came and looked straight at mamaji and WHACK she hit her purse straight into his mouth causing mamaji to go dizzy.
The Lady " Aim my foot. Yeh lo I will show you aim." And WHACK she slammed him one more time with the purse and walked off back to her table.
Mamaji looked at Sunil with his lips quivering and said ". Oooh hooo why bhanjay why? Kare koi bhare koi. Oooh hooo why bhanjay why?"
Kalpi laughed and said " Mamaji this is not ur day ."
Raghav laughed along with her.
After dinner they all went to the resort hotel and to bed.
The next morning everybody had their plans and after breakfast all got busy. The kids were going shopping and later water skiing and the mothers decided to go to the spa for facials and massages and the men went golfing.
Once at the village shops Raghav gave a big sigh. He grabbed Kalpi from behind wrapping his arms around her waist and putting his chin on her shoulder.
Raghav " Finally I get to be with my girlfriend how I want to be with her." And he kissed her neck and nezzled into it. He inhaled her scent and said " Sugar Snap you smell so good."
Kalpi leaned into Raghav and turned her head to the side and kissed his cheek.
Kalpi " Awww Thankyou my RR. By the way my hunk looks so damn hot all the girls are looking at me with envy."
Raghav let go of her and interlocked their hands as they walked side by side.
Raghav " look who's talking hotness personified herself. Babe you look beautiful."
As they were walking and talking hand in hand they heard someone calling them. They looked back and saw Kaashish waving at them hopped on Sunil's back for a piggy back ride with Sunil trying to shake her off.
Sunil " oh no oh no get off Kaash get off. Warna Kalpi Ki mom hitler Kapoor aajaye gi. Save me from that chapal yaar. Why mamaji why did you get me in this much trouble. Why mamaji why did you get that hitler Kapoor after me."
While saying this he was wiggling side to side trying to shake Kashish off.
Kashish started laughing " Nilu Kalpi's mom is not here so don't worry your mouth is safe from kissing that jumbo chapal. But if you want you could use those lips to kiss me." And Kashish wiggled her eyebrows suggestively and puckered up.
Sunil gave a shocked look and covered his cheeks and said " Nahiiin! I don't want hitler Kapoor's slaps. Why mamaji why. Oooh hooo! Why mamaji why did you make me like kissing and hugging why mamaji why? Oooh hooo."
Kalpi and Raghav started laughing at Sunil's state.
Raghav " Chill bro Hitler Kapoor isn't here."
Kalpi slapped Raghav on the arm lightly and said " Hey that's my momma Sita you are talking about. If she catches you even wahe guru can't save you."
Raghav " well at the moment it's Nil who's on her hit list and I intend to stay on the good will list. After all I don't want to lose my girlfriend."
Just then Kashish and Kalpi saw a scarf stand and both went over there to look at scarfs. As they were looking at scarfs Sunil and Raghav were fooling around wrestling and poking eachother. Just then Kalpi noticed Sunil's mamaji and he wasn't alone.
Kalpi " Hey BCS is that Sunil's mamaji over there with that lady in blue?"
Kashish " omg hoity toity it is!"
Just then the boys came over. Kalpi touched Raghav's arm. " hey that's mamaji over there."
Sunil hearing Kalpi looked over and said " Why mamaji why? Why are you hell bent on getting me in trouble? Why mamaji why? Keep your jhappis and pappis behind closed doors or hitler Kapoor and mom will grab their chapels!!!"
Mamaji hearing Sunil calling him looked up and said " Kids come here I want to introduce you to someone."
They went close to Mamaji and mamaji said " Kids this is my Friend Geeta.
The kids said " Hi" and then mamaji gave them a shock.
Mamaji " kids she is my girlfriend and we are getting married!"
Hearing mamaji all four of the kids eyes bugged out and they shouted " MARRIED!"
Mamaji " Yes I am getting married. How long should I stay a bachelor and I finally found my life partner."
Sunil " You may have found your life partner but mom
And Hitler Kapoor will find you!"
Kalpi " hey my momma Sita maybe strict but she won't stand in the way of marriage even if it is in old age. But Sunil what will your mom do?"
Sunil " oooh hooo mamaji why ? Why do you have to start this now?"
Geeta " don't worry I will win your mom over. For your naughty mamaji I will do anything. He is my shnooky pooky after all."
Kashish snickered " Shnooky pooky ! Would little schnooky pooky like to munch on a cookie ?"
Kalpi slapped her shoulder and snickered.
Geeta " My schnooky pooky doesn't eat just any cookie my schnooky pooky eats my cookie! Hee hee "
Raghav gagged " ummm aunty! That's TMI!"
Then Raghav looked at Kalpi and said " Let's go we came here to shop and then we r going waterskiing so I don't want to waste time. Ok mamaji let us know what happens when you tell everyone about your marriage. Good luck"
Raghav took Kalpi's hand and walked off.
Sunil and Kashish followed behind. Kashish, Kalpi, and Raghav were snickering.
Kalpi "So Nil your mamaji schnooky pooky is getting married to his Geeta cookie! "
Sunil " oooh hooo why mamaji why? Why did you have to find Geeta cookie now you will have to eat moms and hitler Kapoor's chapal on your lips mamaji shnooky pooky."
After shopping they all went back to the hotel to have lunch and change into their swim suits for water skiing at the lake.
Kalpi wore a new swim suit and so did Kashish. When Raghav and Sunil saw the girls they were stunned.
Raghav "Niiice!"
Kalpi blushed and said " Thanks"
Raghav " oh you thought I was talking about you. Sorry but I was talking about that really cute blonde over there. Man that Itsy bitsy teeny weeny black bikini ummm hmmm."
Kalpi gave a pout and stamped her foot and said " ok then go to that itsy bitsy teeny weeny black bikini and I will go to Mr. Tall and hunky behind you." And with that she slapped an unsuspecting and flabbergasted Raghav upside the head. She crossed her arms over her chest and turned around.
Sunil " oooh hooo today I don't care if hitler Kapoor catches me and makes me kiss a million chapels. I am going the mamaji way. Oooh hooo mamaji why did you make a lean mean kissing and hugging machine. Oooh hooo why mamaji why ?" And with that he hurled himself at Kashish and planted a big kiss on her lips.
Kashish gave a bright smile and planted a kiss right back on Sunil.
Sunil just whirled around like he was drunk and said "hee hee why mamaji why did you say kissing was ok. Hee hee I love kissing hee hee"
Just the SMACK rags smacked Sunil behind the head.
Rags " Here my girl is going to some other guy and you are busy kissing."
Rags ran behind Kalpi who was pretending to go to the boy she had pointed at.
Rags grabbed Kalpi's arm and said " Come on Sugar Snap I was joking. Of course it was you I was complimenting. Please Yaar I was teasing."
Kalpi looked at him and started to laugh.
Kalpi " I know you were kidding. That's why I decided to give you a taste of your own medicine. RR you should see your self sweating. " and she laughed harder.
Raghav looked at her shocked.
Raghav " Whaaat! You were joking? "
Kalpi put her arms around his neck and said " yep. Tit for tat you know."
Raghav growled and tried to grab her but Kalpi pushed him and ran away giggling. Raghav chased her and was about to grab her when Kalpi banged into the tall guy she had been pointing at.
The guy grabbed Kalpi from the waist to save her from falling.
Guy "Better watch where you go pretty lady wouldn't want to fall and hurt yourself. "
Raghav gave him a dirty look and took Kalpi's hand and said " We are sorry we were fooling around and didn't look."
Kalpi nodded and said " Yeah I should have looked. Sorry."
Guy " It's ok. Pleasures all mine." And he winked at Kalpi.
Raghav stared him down and said " Let's go Kalpi." He interlocked his hand with hers and started walking.
Kalpi smacked Raghav's arm " Could you be more rude?"
Raghav " He was winking at you. Yes I could be more rude he's lucky that's all I did."
Kalpi shook her head and before Raghav could react she pinched one if his bum cheeks and smacked the other one and ran away hiding behind Kashish.
Kalpi " How do you like that cheekiness?" And she laughed.
Raghav tried grabbing her but she kept pushing Kashish in front " I will show you cheekiness."
Kalpi " That's ok I will grab me some more cakes as soon as you turn around."
Raghav put his hands on his bum cheeks and said " oh no you don't. That smack hurt my precious cheeks and even my aunt pooja doesn't pinch my face as hard as you pinched my booty little miss snooty."
Kalpi laughed " well that cushy bum is going to be my drum ." And she laughed more.
Just then Raghav lunged at her but Kalpi pushed Kashish in front who stumbled and bumped into Sunil who with the impact went falling backward and hit rags landing on top of him.
Sunil was trying to get off rags but slipped and fell on him again accidentally making his lips touch with rags.
Raghav just pushed Sunil to the side and started spitting and wiping his lips " ewww yuck. Dude you kissed me. Yuck"
Sunil started crying " oooh hooo..." And whack came a big jumbo chapal across Sunil's face knocking him down.
Sunil looked up and there stood Sunil's mom and Kalpi's mom.
Mrs. Kapoor " wahe guru wahe guru. What a shameful boy. You couldn't kiss the girl so you went after the boy. Wahe guru wahe guru akal de bache nu"
Sunil's mom smacked Sunil once more " hai main loot gayee my son is kissing boys. Hai loot gayee main mar gayee. You had to show me this day. Mai loot gayee loko."
Sunil ". Oooh hooo it was an accident I fell on him. Oooh hooo."
Kalpi looked at Sunil and then Rags horrified face while he still rubbed his lips and burst out laughing with Kashish following suit.
Kalpi " If you guys are freaking out over this what will you do when you find out bhanjay ka mamaji is getting married to his Geeta cookie."
All of sudden Sunil's mom's eyes bugged out and she said " MARRIED" and just as she sad it her eyes landed on Mamaji hugging Geeta.
Sunil's mom cried out to mamaji " BHAIYA!!! Loot gayee Mai mar gayee loko. Iss mama and his bhanja chaila loot Gaye mera tabaila. Hai Mai loot gayee Mai mar gayee. Both these men have shamed me. Loot gayee loko."
Mamaji saw the commotion and came over.
Mamaji " What happened?"
As soon as he said that Sunil's mom grabbed his ear and started twisting it.
Sunil's mom " so you are getting married? And at this age ? Where were u before when everyone was telling you to get married?"
Mamaji " ow ow. But I found my true love now. My little cookie. What can so do I want to marry her."
Just then Geeta came .
Geeta " Please let my shnooky pooky BF I get married? We are both the same age and even I have never been married. Life is lonely and everyone needs a companion."
Kalpi's mom went and put a hand on Sunil's mom shoulder and said " jo wahe guru ki marzi. Behenji everyone has the right to choose a companion and even at this age he can get married. Give them your blessing."
Sunil's mom let go of mamaji's ear and said " go get married and bring me a Bhabi. But bhai mi loot gayee Mai mar gayee my son is kissing boys. "
Sunil just covered his face in embarrassment and said " I did not kiss him! Oooh hooo MamAji. I fell in him."
Mamaji looked at Sunil and said " well Bhanjay if the lip fits."
Kalpi and Kashish broke out in laughter and started making smooching noises.
Raghav " Hey cut it out. Let's go water skiing."
With that the gang went towards the beach.
🤣 finally done.
More resort fun to come in next update. Please leave likes and comments it's much appreciated.
Edited by MagicalMadness - 9 years ago
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