Part 5:
Kalpi and Kashish had come straight to Kalpi's house after the mall and were packing their bags for the beach.
Kalpi " We should wear our new swim suits they are so the bomb"
Kashish " I know and my nilu's eyes will pop out once he gets a glimpse of me . My would be sweetums will love me more "
Kalpi " yes he will. Not to mention all the other handsome guys that will be there and is RR seriously
Bringing that airhead Annie Mariam with him?"
Kashish " looks that way."
Kalpi " what does he see in her?"
Kashish "the three B's ... Big boobs, big booty, bombastic body"
Kalpi " well I see the three B's alright ... Boring brains, bad breath and bodacious body odour. Have you smelt her breath and pits. Ugh I had to sit next to her in the mall."
Kashish " oh well his choice. But why do you care?"
Kalpi " I...I ... I don't care . It's just he's smart and good looking ... Probably the best looking boy in our school and the graduating senior class . Why would he chose that airhead Annie Mariam ?"
Kashish " careful hoity toity or I Just might think you like my brother"
Kalpi " Pshttt na he's my friend that's all. Besides I want to graduate highschool and have a clear idea of my career goals before I think of a boyfriend and ummm have you met my momma Sita she will give me a bath in Amrit and make me sit in the gurudwara for the rest of my life doing Waheguru Simran. "
Kashish just laughed " yeah I can totally see her making you do that "
Kalpi " let's just get dressed and go to the beach"
A few minutes later Kalpi and Kashish came down the stairs wearing their swim suits . Kalpi had jean shorts on top and Kashish had a mini beach dress over top.
Aradhana Kapoor was sitting with her husband Pradeep Kapoor when Kalpi
Came down the stairs.
Mrs. Kapoor " Waheguru Waheguru what are u wearing. I gave you so much money so then why did you only buy the underwear ? Waheguru Waheguru eh kudi nu AKAL de . Go put on salwar kameez? Waheguru Waheguru you will be a cockroach for sure in your next life Waheguru Waheguru"
Mr. Kapoor " calm down. Sabar kar bhagwanay she has done nothing wrong. Calm down gurudev kudi is right she is going to the beach. That's what they wear. Bhagwanay kyon kapaday tho bahar hoyee jandi aa"
Mrs. Kapoor grasping her head " Waheguru wageguru give dad and daughter brains Waheguru Waheguru they both will be cockroaches . Oh no I called my husband a cockroach ... I have to do path I have to do path ... He Waheguru aap tha paapi hagay Mainu bhi paapi bana tha Waheguru"
Kalpi " omg momma Sita dad is soo right " bhagwanay sabar kar ""
Mr. Kapoor " Kalpi puttar leave gurudev alone"
Kalpi " Waheguru Waheguru momma Sita and dad will see you later going to the beach now. There's a free concert where all the local bands will be playing"
Mr. Kapoor " ok but come home on time"
Mrs. Kapoor" Waheguru Waheguru go go to your beach"
Kalpi blew her a flying kiss and said " see Ya momma Sita"
Kalpi and Kashish came out of her house laughing.
Kashish " hoity toity ... Gotta say aunty is one of a kind"
Kalpi " yep that she is"
Kalpi and Kashish reached the beach and saw noorima in her pretty pink swimsuit with Babloo .
Kalpi " oh ho naughty girl noor fatty Matty looking extra large and hawt"
Noor " of course . Where else will u find this much body, this much sexiness, and this much hehehehehe boombatness... Oh la la la main hoon LAdki badi boombat naughty girl . Right my naughty boy Babloo"
Babloo just blushed pulled up his Bermuda short trunks that were already pulled up with suspenders and said "'haan ji noor ji my girlfriend ji I love you ji mere Moti Moti cheez ji"
Kalpi and Kashish rolled their eyes and stifled their giggles.
Kalpi " Moti Moti cheez ji oh come on give me a break please ji"
Noor playfully slapped Babloo " Hehehehehe naughty boy"
Just then Rags and Sunil came.
Raghav " hey guys ... What's up ? And Laaadieees!!!!"
Noor " hehehehe naughty boy you have to stop flirting with me now ... All this hotness is for my hunky hunky naughty boy Babloo"
Raghav clutched his heart " oh no I lost my tubby bubby Noor where oh where will I find another hoor "
Kashish " hai na your Mariam "
Kalpi " you airhead Annie Mariam jiske pass hai brains ki kaami kaala kaale teeth aur Aankhon mein eye krusties ki naami "
Everybody just cracked up.
Sunil " eh she is my friends girlfriend . Don't make fun of my friends girlfriend warna ... Warna... Oooh hooo why mamaji why ... Why did youske me promise not to hit girls why mamaji why ... Oooh hooo sorry yaar rags mamaji ki promise ... Pooh hoo why mamaji why did you make me promise "
Kalpi " oh ho Yeh tooti pooti Record phir se shuru ho gaya"
Kashish " nilu !!! My woukd be sweetums how do I look?"
Sunil blushed " very pretty like my would be girlfriend should"
Kashish smiled and held Sunil's hand. Just then Raghav glanced at Kalpi and stood mesmerized by how beautiful she looked and the way her hair was cascading down her shoulders. When he saw she was turning to look at him he quickly he turned his head the other way.
Raghav "guys help me . One smoothie ... I asked that chipku chudail Mariam for one smoothie and she decides I am her boyfriend. I tried telling her I am not her boyfriend but she called me a joker and invited herself to our outing. Now what do I do how do I get rid of her."
Noorima " easy tell her you have a girlfriend "
Raghav " great idea but what if she asks me to introduce her to my girlfriend then"
Kalpi " hai na sare jahan ki hoor our pink tubby Noor "
Noor " no no no naughty girl I have my hunky Babloo with me naughty boy"
Kashish " hoity toity hai na. Look at her she's beautiful she'll be the right girlfriend for you ."
Raghav pretended to look Kalpi up and down and then signalled his hand in a so so sign and said " I guess she will do"
Kashish " by the way where is maar jani Mariam"
Just then " Raggy I am here baby". And naram came running down the beach in a very small two peice string bikini that barely hid her assets.
Kalpi " did the adult section run out of your size in swimsuits that you had to go to the toddler section to buy one"
Mariam "heee Heee Heee Isn't it awesome it's the latest style. What do you think my Raggy boyfriend"
Raghav " Mariam I
Am not your boyfriend I have a girlfriend already."
Mariam " you joker you who is this girlfriend?"
Raghav reached out and grabbed Kalpi's hand pulling her closer to him and then draped his arm around Kalpi's shoulders and said " my sugar snap princess"
Mariam's eyes started tearing up " but Raggy we look so good together ... How could you Raggy!! Booo hooo " and she ran off crying down the beach.
Noorima ". Slowly Mariam slowly ur little 4 year old clothes will go flying if there is a gust of wind naughty girl "
Just then Kalpi and Rags realized they were still hugging and holding hands and they quickly pulled apart looking this way and that.
Just then they heard " who's this Raggy who broke our sisters heart"
And they saw two big burly boys coming their way.
Sunil " eh you dare to ask about my friend Raghav. You touch him and I will ... I willl ... Oooh hooo mamaji why ... Why mamaji why did you make me promise not to fight so that I can't even fight for my best friend ... Why mamaji why did you make me promise... Why mamaji why"
Raghav " it's ok buddy in ke liye nain akela kaafi hoon"
Just then a third guy even bigger then the other two appeared ". Do you are Raggy that broke my sisters heart"
Kalpi " yeah he us what will you do about it you busty boobed man "
Big boy 1 " oooh I can't wait to put you over my knee and spank you"
Raghav came and stood in front of Kalpi " you scuz bucket you won't be able to touch a single hair on her head let alone drank her"
The three burly boys laughed.
Burly boy 2 " I am going to break you"
Just then there was a burning a smell and sss sound.
Burly boy 2 ". Yeow my bum my bum "
And he turned around and there was a huge hole in his trunks and bum cheek was smoking and red and standing behind h
Was Babloo with a scorching hot spoon that he had grabbed from the vendor next to their spot selling chole purian.
Babloo " burly boy ji your bum is fried ji "
Just then burly boy 1 lunged towards Babloo but Raghav him by his shorts and Kalpi grabbed a hot puri and stuffed it in his shorts causing burly boy 1 to Yelp " hot hot hot my butt is hot hot hot"
Kashish then grabbed an ice cream cone from the ice cream vendor and shoved it down his trunks also.
Kashish " don't be a fool this ice cream in your butt will make it cool"
Jus then burly
Boy 3 came running forward and bang Raghav pushed the ice cream cart in front and burly boy 3 tripped over and on to the cart and went rolling down the beach and fell off onto a swimsuit clad very fat aunty .
Fat aunty ". Aaah rape rape this burly boy is trying to rape me he grabbed my boob "
And all these men went crazy and started beating burly boy 3 up . Just then Raghav got an idea and pinched the fat aunty's bum. Kalpi picking up on his cue started fondling aunty's waist. Noorima catching up grabbed both burly boys' burning bums sending them jumping into aunty sending her tumbling to the ground with the burly boys on top.
Fat aunty started slapping them and yelling and screaming " aaah rape rape these boys are raping me rape rape"
And as she's saying this she's kicking the burly boys and slapping them the rest of the auntys came and started thrashing them to.
The burly boys got up sneaking underneath the auntys and ran as fast as they could with the auntys chasing them.
Kalpi " now that's what I call marching an aunty's bum to the beat of the drum"
Kalpi and the gang high fived each other and laughed at the burly boys. Then the gang went and started dancing to the music the local bands that were playing.
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Edited by sunyy - 9 years ago
Bollywood
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