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Those who... Watched the epi😡... read the epi😃... enjoy IF version😉
Ragav hugs his beloved and says, "That was scary... even though I knew you were safe... never again hunny... no more scenes where your life is in danger... no more bungee jumping for you... What if the rope would have snapped... what if..." Kalpi covers his lips with her palm, smiles and says, "Enough Ragav... I am right here... in front of you... hale and hearty... nothing has happened." She gives him a peck on his lips and says, "Hunny are you forgetting that you jumped with me."
She frown and says, "You should not have bullied the ema cvs... you should not have insisted on jumping with me... only my character is supposed to get injured." She hugs him tight and says, "Hunny I am so happy that the cvs were not angry with you... just imagine if they had got you burnt too. You would have scars just like me."
Kalpi gazes into her beloved eyes and says, "I am so glad that they have given you some vacation time... while you are away I shall heal and be as good as new and you wont have to see me wear those ugly scars."
Evil ema cvs listen to Ragna's innocent conversation, smiling smugly thinking, "Poor Kalpi, she thinks Ragav is coming back to her... haha they don't know about the new magical drug that you can procure from the black market... THE PARACETAMOL... Ragav will forget what Kalpi looks like by the time he comes back from his vacation and I shall replace her.. haha."
Pakhi whines and says, "I want Ragav... why is the new Kalpi getting him?" the cvs shake their head, muttering, "How thick is she? Why did we make her so thick?" Smiles and says, "Pakhi hunny... Ragna fans are going to be so upset when they see that Ragav is falling for the new Kalpi... they will stop demanding Ragna and voila automatically we shall have what we always wanted... Rakhi." Pakhi smiles and says, "Oh you guys are so clever."
"So what is the plan", Kamla maa asks, "I have just about had it with the Ragna chant... I am the lead... the sole lead... why when I signed for the show the title was Kamla bai." She turns angrily to the cvs and says, "All this confusion over lead is your fault... you changed the title." The cvs sigh, fed up with being constantly blamed, think, "Maybe we should give her a few PARACETAMOL tablets too."
Masking their irritation, after all can't have Kamla maa who has a powerful bhai (foru u know who right😉) realise she is annoying them, smile and say, "I have already bribed Ragav's make up man to give him two tablets thrice a day sneakily...he is going to mix it in his protein shake. When Ragav comes back, he will forget what Kalpi looks like... don't worry our plan will work... we are very sneaky people... how else do you think we convinced zee that Kalpi cannot act and needs to be replaced."
Kamla looks unconvinced and says, "to hell with what zee thinks, the main person who should believe all is the same is Ragav... because if he realises that his Kalpi has been changed then he will create an uproar and along with him his 83.9K #twamily will join him... am fed up with all the trending... nobody is watching my bhashans any more... instead they are trending to end ema." she completes sulkily.
TWO WEEKS LATER
Ragav comes back all fresh, excited to see his Kalpi... he had missed her more than he thought he would... he frowns, looks at the girl in front of him... turns to the cvs and says, "Where is Kalpi?" Everybody in the set freezes, Kamla says, "Kalpi is in front of you." Ragav smiles and says, "Kamla maa what is wrong with your vision... when did Kalpi become fair... when did her eyes.. her lips change shape. From what angle is this girl Kalpi... jokes over...where is my Kalpi?" he ends impatiently.
The cvs clear their throat, worried, not understanding why the magic drug, THE PARACETAMOL did not work, smile and say, "She has a day off. You shall meet her tomorrow." Ragav frowns thinking, "I have to wait twenty four hours."
Kamla maa says, "You look lean... did you not build more muscles with your gym shym" Ragav smiles and says, "nah Kalpi likes my body lean... but I got my make up man to build some body... check his muscles", he ends admiringly.
A car speeds towards Ragav. Ragav smiles at ema cast and crew and says, "Well I am off to my Kalpi, can't wait until tomorrow. Oh and by the way THE PARACETAMOL is a pain relief med" bites his lip to stop himself from smirking and calls someone, says, "Thanks for duping the cvs... needed the vacation... was bored out of my skull repeating the same dialogues and giving the same confused expression for the past three months." Turns to ema cast and crew winks.
Turns back towards the car and watches his Kalpi come out and says, "Hunny did you enjoy your vacation." She hugs him and says shyly, "Yes, just could not take the rona dhona any more. Can't believe cvs fell for something so stupid... PARACETAMOL causes memory loss."
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