Weekend Lighter!

Raghav Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Sammy Se Kaha.

Raghav: "Yaar Meri Kalpi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai"
Sammy: "Meri Paakhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti"

Raghav (looks with all excitement) : "Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?"
Sammy... Muskurate Hue: "Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti


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Three guys proposed a Paakhi
Pakya : I can die for you.
Paakhi : Everyone says that.

Shankar: I can bring you a star from the sky.
Paakhi: Old dialogue.

This one is new generation proposal
Sammy : I can give you my Facebook password, switch off my BBM and deactivate my Whatsapp, and also give you all updates from India-forums

Paakhi (tears in eyes) : Paagal ... Itna pyar karta hai mere se...

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During his childhood

Ek din Raghav ro raha tha,

to kamla bai boli : kyun ro raha hai mera lal,

kya chahiye.. ??

Toffy.. ??

Biscuit.. ??

Cake.. ??

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Beta : Bas ek sanam chahiye

Aaashiqui ke liye... Kalpi ka kya haal hai...

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Kalpi : I am forever alone... what shld I do ??
Sammy : Dildo

Kapi: W*F...get lost
Sammy: I mean kisi ko apna dil do...
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Propose day special:

Worst reply for an I Love u

Raghav- " Hey sweet heart , I LOVE YOU ? ...!! "
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Kalpi - " hmmm aur bata wasssup??

🤣🤣🤣 i loved it.kya post banayi hey tu ne yaar👏.can't stop my laguh🤣🤣..Pakhi ko 3 log propose kiya😆.Aur kalpi raghav se puch thi hey wassup🤣.

Originally posted by: nebu

🤣🤣🤣 i loved it.kya post banayi hey tu ne yaar👏.can't stop my laguh🤣🤣..Pakhi ko 3 log propose kiya😆.Aur kalpi raghav se puch thi hey wassup🤣.

I should add *After Promotion* There na..!

hahaha😆🤣 amazing

🤣🤣🤣 loved it really amazing

Sejal... Kya baat hai... Its awesum yaar... Sachi me bohot mazaa aaya... 👏 .. Sabse achaa proposal laga... Sammy is asusuala sweetheart 😳

🤣🤣🤣 hahaha this isrocking and the last line is a cracker😆

Thanks Everyone! :) :D :P
Just felt like cracking up..!

My Super favorite one was second last... of Raghav crying...😉

Originally posted by: veeranu

Sejal... Kya baat hai... Its awesum yaar... Sachi me bohot mazaa aaya... 👏 .. Sabse achaa proposal laga... Sammy is asusuala sweetheart 😳

😛😛 I have a doubt.. that one day... some fine day.. you will be bigger Sakhi fan than RagNa!!

🤣🤣Too hilarious!! so funny!! last wala was awesome!! Never heard such reply of ilu!! 🤣