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BREAKING NEWS

Yes people iss news ne bohot saari cheese thodi hain. That's why it's the breaking news of the day. Ok lets get into the news.

KAALA KAAJAL, KAALA DNA AUR BROWN LIPSTICK!

Yes the DNA test's report is out for which all the Vadheras were eagerly waiting for. The DNA test came out positive proving that Karan is Swamini's son. We contacted the doctors of the hospital who were utterly shocked, surprised and still had their mouths open, after studying the structure of Karan's DNA. The doctors said that it was a really rare DNA which had ''kaala kaajal, brown lipstick and foundation crme'' sticking on to it. The Vadheras were going through a ''mixed emotion trauma'' except Swamini who was spotted singing and doing Gangnam Style.

Geet reporting from Vadhera mansion along with camera girl Faye

*Geet looks at Faye*

Geet: ohh Faye stop going near Swamini with that camera!!! She will kick it in the process of killing Gangnam style by doing it!!

Faye: Nahii I am coming with you!

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Lets move on to the next news:

''MOM'S CHOICE! SO I AM LOVING IT!!!'' SAYS KARAN

Recently the ''newly found'' Devar- Bhabhi relation in the Vadhera mansion attracted our attention too. Yes we are talking about Karan ''the devar'' and Jeevika ''the bhabhi''! Some sources reported that karan himself revealed that he likes jeevika ''bhabhi'' as she is the only one who never finds out about his ''jhoote kasme vaadein'' (tried to imitates SRK but seeed like a rat trying to sing a song) and the one who never minds if he puts excess lipstick. And to top it all she helps Swamini to carry all the kaala kaajal from the market to her room.

He even stated dreamily '' Jeevika is my mom's choice so I am loving it'' (somebody loves McDonalds)

Lets just hope that Karan is on the right track and gets cured from the disease that shows these symptoms (details mentioned in the last update). Jaise ma waisa beta. Always galat decisions and even more galat selection of partners!!!

Geet reporting from Vadhera mansion along with camera girl Faye.

Now Lets move on to some sports news!!

SWAMINI'S FAVOURITE SPORT!

We were very curious to know about Swamini's favourite sport and we contacted her but she remained unavailable and we were left with an only option of listening to the song ''Chanda hai tu, mera suraj hai tu Karan'.. mixed with Gangnam style! (weird as Swamini herself is) which was Swamini's latest dailer tune!

So we contacted Tarun the ''thrown out servant'' of Vadheras and he informed us that Swamini's most favourite sport is ''blame Maanvi for whatever you see'' it's a sport that swamini herself has invented. He also said that Swamini practices this sport everyday with or without the presence of Maanvi.

Geet reporting from Vadhera mansion along with camera girl Faye.

Faye: arrey camera ki lens mein toh kaajal hain! When did this happen

Geet: I told you not to go in front of Swamini right!

Faye: ab mujhe kya patha tha ki woh Gangnam style bhi kaajal ke saath karthe hain!

So that's it for today friends!!

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