Zinda hoon. Zinda.. teri ek boond ishq pe 2/5

Teri raha takte takte sans bhi thamsi gayi ...

Teri kurwat mein zamane ki jaroorat mitt gayi...

Zinda hoon... Zinda... teri ek boond ishq pe...

EK boond ishq pe hoon zinda...

These lyrics have some magic ...whenever I heard them ...just can't get through of my mind...from yesterday I am humming these lines like humming bird...even today at exam hall I was humming and solving critical reasoning questions...teacher spent his valuable 10 minutes on me... to investigate that I am in my proper sense...

Anyways...coming to the epi...abbe yaar yeh cvs ne hamari discussion chhupke dekte hain aur sare comments dal dete hain dialogue ya story banake...( I am ranting cause.today's epi was full on comedy ...mere kam agar cvs karenge toh main kya karun? Cvs ka kam? )...ok ...deeep..breath...huh...

Professor MJ shud give tara her PhD without any thesis work...she is already too good to ullu banaoing to the half of the world ( in EBI land...half of the world is in RP's pocket )...she saved adi...made a mind blowing plan ...gained rp's trust...all singlehandedly ( hmmm...deep thought... all these r results of jhatakedar jhhatke wali jappi frm leaderji...)...now RP has bottomless faith on tara ( tara- the golden duck) ...was saing nandu " U hopeless psycho ! ... u need to take faithfulness lessons from your sister "...(tried to say that ...tara MJ ki marne ki baad bhi ussi se committed hain...aur tu shaadi ki mujhse ...sr mana rahi meri bhatije ki sath!)...on a serious note...RP was behaving like a typical male today...whatever it is ...but was kind of jealous that his spouse is attracted to another person...but helpless with own truth...so became frustrated ...

MJ the tech guru... has edited all video recording and produced two more films...where RP and nandu's apperences giving complex to eachother ...shouting " MAIN HEROINE HOON..."...RP became confused that he didn't even signed any movie ...then how come these movie realeased...( RP ka shakal dekh ke lag raha tha ki kisi ne usse bina bataye uski MMS nikal liya hain...)...nimmo mummy ! ...I hav doubt on your cooking skill when it comes to food ...but...in other cooking style ( like stories and kasam etc etc.) u r MJ's mom indeed

( namuna khandan...maa nautanki...beta adial romeo...biwi andi aur pagal dono ho chuke hain bhootnaath pati ke liye ...sasurji ka kahani ki na sar hain na pao...)

At last professor MJ admitted that... he can't stay anymore ... from his designer-made swiss chocolate ...again zinda hu zinda in BG ( cvs want me to go crazy...then cvs listen I bite when I go mad...)

In precap... Mj pulled his one jhumka girl ...and one jhumka girl pushed him after a long jhappi... was saying that certainly MJ is dead but she is still married to him .so can't do extra marital affaire with the leader...( ye sunke MJ khush hua ya shocked samajh nehi aya😕...paar proud jaroor hua...itni faithful biwi jo mila iss zamane mein.😃.)...waise mujhe aisa kyun lagt hain ki tara ke baat sunke MJ apni irada badal dega aur apna game chalu rakhega...( no chappal...tamatar...plz)

To the precap......

Sawan barse tarse dil...

Kyun na ghar se nikle dil...

Dekho kaise bekarar ...hain bhare barsat mein...

Yaar ...ek yaar ...intezaar mein...

Signing off...keep dreaming... take care...

JUI

res...will unres in da morning

I love this song so much and after yesterday's episode I am singing it all day!!!!!😊 😊 😊 😊

As always hillarious🤣
I was laughing when tara called rp jijaji😆

i hsve full faith that cvs visit here
so psnkhis should post moren more ideas so thst cvs can implement it

@tete rah takte bg
oh...it cuts me yo my core each time

@jhumka
tara should sing
Jhumka gira re bhopal ke jungle mein...

percap

😆
Sm ki saare log ek saath acting school shuru kar saktha hai. Itna talent hai sab mein.
Rpallo toh impress ho gayi sali se ki bolna laga ki nowadays ur on my Frnd list. Nandu is out.
Tara bhabhi saved adi's izzat aur khooni hone se bacha bhi liya. Waise ek khoon ka ilzam toh already hai the papers he signed agreeing he killed Radha which might come in future if cvs haven't forgotten about it. Warna humesha refresh karna padega memory.

MJ must be busy taking diff classes during the 13days he got. Kya kya seekh kar aayeho wapas. Puri hosh aur josh ke saath. While we abd Tara were busy shedding tears (abd spamming)
Mms clip of rp 😆

Waise where did Tara get the flute frm. Did MJ leave one for her as well or she called the leader gang to help her ullu banao jeejaji. MJ is nowadays following Rpallo footsteps by being in different places.
Sab jagah ki khabar raktha hai

Tara making nandu smell sandal. 😆 chehra kharab karne se yehi behtar hai. Nandu toh jealous ho gayi seeing rp praise Tara.

MJ must be feeling proud having such a faithful wife jo uske Marne ke baad bhi usse faithful hai. Like Kareena said in jab we met yeh tumhare saath humesha faithful rahega. I hope he won't change his decision. I doubt he wud since MJ ne promise jo kiya. Humme toh pata hi hai MJ is expert keeping wadas intact. I hope no one interrupts their meeting.
I am also humming the EBI song nowadays.
Hilarious post jui. Really enjoyed reading it.

hamesha ki tarah I'm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: BlueJasmine

Professor MJ shud give tara her PhD without any thesis work...she is already too good to ullu banaoing to the half of the world ( in EBI land...half of the world is in RP's pocket )...she saved adi...made a mind blowing plan ...gained rp's trust...all singlehandedly ( hmmm...deep thought... all these r results of jhatakedar jhhatke wali jappi frm leaderji...)..😆😆.now RP has bottomless faith on tara ( tara- the golden duck) ...was saing nandu " U hopeless psycho ! ... u need to take faithfulness lessons from your sister "...(tried to say that ...tara MJ ki marne ki baad bhi ussi se committed hain...aur tu shaadi ki mujhse ...sr mana rahi meri bhatije ki sath!).😆😆..on a serious note...RP was behaving like a typical male today...whatever it is ...but was kind of jealous that his spouse is attracted to another person...but helpless with own truth...so became frustrated ...

RP ka shakal dekh ke lag raha tha ki kisi ne usse bina bataye uski MMS nikal liya hain..😆😆

(At last professor MJ admitted that... he can't stay anymore ... from his designer-made swiss chocolate ...again zinda hu zinda in BG ( cvs want me to go crazy...then cvs listen I bite when I go mad...)😆😆😆😆

In precap... Mj pulled his one jhumka girl ...and one jhumka girl pushed him after a long jhappi... was saying that certainly MJ is dead but she is still married to him .so can't do extra marital affaire with the leader...( ye sunke MJ khush hua ya shocked samajh nehi aya😕...paar proud jaroor hua...itni faithful biwi jo mila iss zamane mein.😃.)...waise mujhe aisa kyun lagt hain ki tara ke baat sunke MJ apni irada badal dega aur apna game chalu rakhega...( no chappal...tamatar...plz)😆😆😆😆😆

Hilarious JUI...nice to see exam fever hasn't eaten into ur sense of humour...take care and all the best for the exam

MJ apna irada badle ya na badle... but Tara ke wahan se bhagne ki possibility zyada lag rahi hai mujhe... I'm really confused now...