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Posted: 11 years ago
#41
Tu Meri
Neendo Mein Sota Hai
Tu Mere
Ashkon Mein Rota Hai...
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Posted: 11 years ago
#42

Originally posted by: Worldpeace

This One Is A Ladies Special
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Written by a lady

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasn't there..'"'

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition."'

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them."
His theory is that the car will be stolen. '
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot,I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."...


credit. .. whats app...



😆😆😆...so funny
Edited by mon.sayan17.com - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
#43
Sargoshi
Si Hai Khayalon Mein
Tu Na Ho
Phir Bhi Tu Hota Hai...
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Posted: 11 years ago
#44

Originally posted by: mon.sayan17.com

<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif" size="2">"With the beloved's water of life , no illness remains,</font>

<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif" size="2">In the beloved's rose garden of union , no thorns remains,</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif" size="2">They say there is a window from one heart to another,</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif" size="2">How can there be a window where no wall remains..."</font>

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Posted: 11 years ago
#45
The msg wants to say that we girls can never be with technology. ... boys bhi na...
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Posted: 11 years ago
#46
This one is Class=))

A girl went to electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on d desk at person from whom she bought. She told that u have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop...Salesman: Madam, can u pls try in front of me?

Now this is what she did:
1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected COPY option.
2) Disconnected d mouse.
3)Took that mouse carefully & connected to d new laptop.
4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option.
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Salesman DIED on the spot!!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
#47
"When your chest is free of your limiting ego ,
then you will see the ageless beloved ,
You cannot see yourself without a mirror ,
Look at the beloved , he is the brightest mirror...'
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Posted: 11 years ago
#48
@ Bani : Superb...🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
#49
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Posted: 11 years ago
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My mom says its her house but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too xU xQ!! :/...

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