I know I'm late... but it is better to be late than never ...so here I am with my " bakhwass ki pitara " ...tolerate me .
Our party dream got demolished by kala on Friday epi 😡... Instead of that we got some other good news ...that kalavati is planning for "possible" Mriara meeting ...hmm... there is nothing wrong in dreaming after all!😉
Kalavati got to know that there is a different kind of virus in her system ...so she has activated a twisted anti - virus program to find out who is the hacker ...trying to crash her system .
Guruji is worried abt what this new version of asiq miya is upto ... Got confused with his action 😲 (not your fault guruji ... we all are on the same boat )... that how it wud gonna help writing love letter to kala in home-made ( jungle- made actually) flute ...his over -smart damadji replied that it wud take kala in wonderland ...
We got to see the virus in action in the jungle...guess name of this virus is " Bhopali Cuckoo "( like Trojan Horse ...but much more deadly )...seeing whom MJ immediately transformed into Prince of Persia 😉 ... got some trash news and got ready to bite the bait .
Kala made tara dressed up like gehnon ki dukan( chandi chok wale) ... with that bindi and all those jewelries , Tara was looking like more similar to Leela's mom ( far more fierce than kalavati ) in Ramleela than kalavati . Waise , tara gave a good threat to her sasur + saas + jijaji combination that she is capable of drink blood also ( good going tara ...go show her your chudail avtar... She will get sleepless night then and possibly some eye -wrinkle )
In precap, NAMUNAs are getting ready with their CEO samjhaoying plan of vanishing kalavati ...but these NAMUNAs will kidnap their Malkin to get upset the CEO .
Over smart MJ ki over smart plans... His akal ,hosh and josh will ask fr water... also may face short term memory loss (cause of shock ) 😲...when he will get to see his wife ( tara looking like chudail na ..isssiliye ). He will think , in only 13 days what happened to my bholi bhali pyari si tara that she has become Chandi ...😲
on the other note... a mini confrontation can happen and tara may ask fr help or loaded revolver to MJ without knowing that she is talking to her patidev ( ladki kafi bewokuf hain ...body dekh kar nahi pehchani toh awaz sunke kya khak pehchanegi ..😆)
For kalavati I am feeling like to dedicate this song -------
Heroine mujhe bana dena
Sava dollar chadhaungi badle mein
Heroine issey bana dena
Sava dollar chadhayegi badle mein
Heroine mujhe bana dena
Sawa dollar chadhaungi badle mei
Rangeen poster mera galiyo mein dikhai de
Ghar ghar ke Radio mein bhi mere geet sunai de
Arey koi fan ho mera, ani autograph maange
Sang photo khichwane ki sab log duhaai de
Patli si kamar ke thumke silver jubli kar dena
Jholi meri bhar dena aa
Heroine mujhe bana dena
Sava dollar chadhaungi badle mein
signing out for now . If you have read this whole thing then thanks for tolerating my bakhwas ...i ve my full sympathy to you . Take care .-
JUI