[*] Member of the Week #1 [*] - Page 4

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?

You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?

Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

How come there aren't B batteries?

If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?

Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

Originally posted by: mahikhan

Time to fire questions at ya🤣 Here you go😈

1) Turn IF into a WWE wrestling mania. Pick as many members as you want. Give them an awesome cool wrestling name, and why that name suits them. Tell us about their bad a$$ wrestling personality. Now describe a tournament of them pitted against each other with commentary. Who emerges winner whacking all of them to pulp. What super cool signature moves does the winner have?
Ok first of all wtf? 🤔🤣 second of all how did yu think of this 🤣 and thridly...wtf? 🤣
Anyway i'll pick only 2 people..yu and priya!
Mahi (Mahinator) is a light weight double champion and Priya (Pappinager) is a heavy weight triple champion 🤣
Mahinator is in the left corner of the ring in the yellow chaddi and Pappinager is in the right corner in the blue chaddi.
And 1, 2, 3 ding ding ding fight begins. Oooo Mahinator just gave Pappinager a low blow! And Pappinager responds with a flying kick. (Watch that chaddi Pappinager 🤣)
Mahinator is on the floor but gets back up in no time and attacks Pappinager with her signature Ranbira Rocket Raunch and pow Pappinager is on the floor! The referee is counting and oo she's back up before ten.
Pappinager just bodyslammed Mahinator and omg what's this she's about to do her signature move Karate Karan Kombo Kick....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 mindblowing kicks to Mahinator's battered body!
And what's this Mahinator just pulled Pappinager from the leg and they're both on the floor!
My my tense moment..both the wretlers seem very battered and bruised and arent moving much.
The referee is counting and we're almost to ten..will any of them stand up or will it be a draw?!
Ooo what's this both players got up just in time and they're back attacking each other.
Aur yeh kya beech mey ye naya khiladi kaun aa gaya?
OMG the new khiladi just bodyslammed the 2 champions! Both champions are lying on the floor whilst this new wrestler in the red chaddi seems to be shouting something at them...? Huh what is she saying? Uttho kaminio?! And 8, 9, 10 ding ding the new red chaddi wrestler has beaten both champions and emerged winner. And the new wrestler is none other than.......Hinijni aka Hinna!!! 😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2)- 5 best video games of all times and why? Mario Bros because i love the sound effects on the game and it's all so fanatical rescuing the princess and beating up bowser 😛 and that's it i dont play any other video games 😆

3)- 5 best movies of all times and why? KKHH because i just adored the friendship and love of Rahul-Anjal, Dhoom (1 and 2) because action movies are hot, 3 idiots because it had a good message as well as being hilarious and Home alone 1 because kids need to be able to defend themselves 🤣
4). What was your initial intention behind joining this forum?
To read kasturi episodes written updates

5). Translate the following lyrics to HINDI!!! :P oh gosh

I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
Main shehzadi nahi hoon, yeh koi pariyon ki kahani nahi hai
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Main woh nahi ho jise tum utha ke le jao
Lead her up the stairwell
Seeriyon ke upar le jao (idk)


This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town
Yeh hollywood nahi hai, yeh chota sa hai shehar hai
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Main pehle sapne dekhthi thi lekin tumne mujhe naraash kar diya
Now it's too late for you and your white horse, to come around.
Ab bohat der ho gayi hai tumhara aur tumhare safaid goreh ka waapis aana

6). Translate the following lyrics to English. :P

Koi chehra nigaahon pe chhaane laga
A face is in my eyes
Koi ab roz aankhon mein aane laga
Someone is coming in my eyes
Aayi rut jo nayi jaage armaan kai
A new time that has come has awakened many wishes
Mausam koi ghazal jaise gaane laga
The weather like a poetry is singing

Oh aisa lagta hai jaise nasha hone ko hai
Oh it seems like some magic is going to happen (cant remember what nasha's translation is 😆)
Aisa lagta hai hosh mera khone ko hai
Seems like i'm going to lose my senses
Varna dil kyon dhadakta
Otherwise why would my heart beat
Saansein kyon rukti
Why would my breaths stop
Mere neendein kyon ud jaati
Why would my sleep fly away
Aisa lagta hai jo na hua hone ko hai...
Seems like something that hasnt happened is going to happen


7). Create a causal diagram of your IF journey. How it all started and how all things led to where you stand now.
Pssht dude causal diagram?! i aint doing that 🤣


8). Dedicate the following statements to IF members. It can either be them saying the line to someone or just you saying the line to them. Either way, you can repeat the names and don't forget to provide reasons. ;) what the heck mahi these are all negative statements 😲 🤣 i dont think like that about anyone 😆 except maybe you 🤣 ok i'll still try and do as much as i can

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Mahi! 🤣

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

I'm not sure what's wrong.. But it's probably your fault.

I never admit or deny anything. It makes me more interesting.
Ooo that cud be me 😉😆
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Ooo oo oo me defoo 😆
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
ewww
This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Lol probs me at times

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

Everyone says I'm a blonde at heart. But my hearts not blonde.

We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.

I don't give a rat's a$$ about it.
Me...there is one thing here on IF which i dont care about at all 😆
The jerk store just called. they're running out of you.

Seriously mahi i cant think of people on IF who any of these would apply to except the ones i said me 🤔 😆
More later, enjoy. ;)
🤣
Oh goodness! More? Bring it!! 🤣

Originally posted by: kalaloveSRK

Best Wishes Hinna. Enjoy Hinna.👍🏼😆😃
Thanks 😕😆

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? Because 'fonics' doesn't look very technical

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Testicals.......aahahahaha oops iv never realised that before 🤣

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? We would never know 🤔 and the mis-spelling would become the new correct spelling

If God dropped acid, would he see people? Yup

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Because everything dies one day

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Because it's slang/informal......A whack is a blow (hit)

Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"? because that sounds wrong and funny 😆

You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed? because no-one's perfect we're either always over or under

Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down? no it should be open down

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? the Even Better Business Bureau

How come there aren't B batteries? there aren't? 😲 i thought there were!! iv been scammed! 🤣

If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money? lol erm no?

Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long? to scare away hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics for the fun of it! plus no-one's scared of hippos so they thought they'd use the word for this instead

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? mystery....😉 probably the grasshoppers 😆

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? naah unless yu choose not to use the melted dry ice

If a husband dies, the wife is called a widow. If a child's parents die, the child is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child? because life's not fair

Why is it that night falls but day breaks? because days are.......er....🤔........because......that's life..?

How do you remove a club soda stain? dispose the thing it's stained

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? because jo hotha hai woh dikhtha nahi, jo dikhtha hai woh hotha nahi

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? because it's just not as fun insulting father-in-laws...father-in-laws are quite boring, they dont do much

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? 😆 maybe

How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated? erm im getting discombolutated by this question so i guess that's a way 😆 erm i probably have seen someone but not realised

Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?the bus driver...i've seen him do it..honestly! 😆

Originally posted by: spacemoon

Congrats.

Here are some wacky crazy questions. Have Fun!!!
Thank yu!! Ooo kool some more questions!! 😛

If I told you someone in this room is gay, who do you think it would be?
Haha errrm......Priya 😆

Have you ever been fired?

Nope i havent! No-one has ever fired me cos i've never had a job 😆

What is something you regret?
Erm i dont regret anything...i beleive everything happens for a reason

How often do you go over the speed limit?
Almost everytime i drive =P

Were you considered popular in high school? Why or why not?
Not really...i was quite shy in school...just popular among my friends

When, if ever, do you think it is okay to tell a lie?
When it could save someone's life

How old are you in your dreams?
Hehe erm my age..19 lol but i act like a 5 yr old 😆

How would you describe Dad/Mom the first time you saw him/her?
Erm.....beautiful? 😆

Do you dance like crazy, when no one is looking?
Haha hell yeah! 😆

Do you like to sing in the shower?
Yup

What do sing in the shower, if you do sing?
Tande tande paani se nahana chahiye, gaana aye ya na aye gaana chahiye 😆

Do you like baths or showers?
Showers

What do you do when (you think) no one is looking?
Dance!! 😆

If you were going to be stuck on a deserted island, which 5 books, movies, people and foods would you take along?
Erm books ok i dont really read but id take the disney books like cinderella, lion king, beauty and the beast, jungle book, oo and fantastic mr fox becuase they never get old.
5 movies: 3 idiots, KKHH, Ishq, Dhoom 2 and Golmaal 2
5 people: My mum, Priya, my college mate, my cousin and John Abraham 😳😆
5 foods: Chicken, pizza, chips, chocolate and crisps

When you were younger, did you ever drink too much and get sick?
Nope

Did you ever run away from home? Why/ why not?
No because that's just silly 😆

If you could be any male/female sports star, who would you be?
Hmm ronaldo maybe

Why do women shave their armpits and men don't?
Haha because armpit hair isn't very feminine

What did you get in trouble for, when you were a kid?
For beating up my younger brother

Did you ever have a teacher who picked on you?
Ye in college!

What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
Erm....when i tried to pull a chair away to make my friend fall which didn't work but someone pulled my chari and i fell 😆
Oo and when i went to Nandos and ordered my food and the waiter asked 'How hot would you like yur food?' and i said 'How hot can you get?' he totally misunderstood and thought i was flirting with him 🤣

What really gives you the creeps?
Mice

What were the three happiest moments in your life so far?
Aw when my baby nephew was born, when i passed my driving test first time and when i got into the university i wanted to get in

Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school?
Lol ye hinna dinna

What did you think of me when you first saw me?
Lol erm i havent exactly seen yu or spoke to yu before but ye yu seem like a cool person 😊

Which was the moment when I impressed you most?
Erm....again same as above but i guess you impressed me with these questions 😆

Which is your wish that is not yet fulfilled?
Hmm i'd rather not say 😉😆

Why is it that your greatest hobby is to fight with me or scold me?
Huh? I've never fought with you or scolded you 😆

What was your favorite toy when you were a kid?
Teddy bears...still is 😳

• If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be?
• errm.....Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.. maybe?
  

Oye Hinijni!! m back!!😈