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1.Ha mujhe maloom hain ye sab terei dimaag hoga
2.Masth uski dukaan hain aur makkhan jaisa insaan hain voh aur toh aur ye itna sharif aadmi hain ki puri duniya bolti hain ki aisa item duniya mein hota bhi hain kya... aur uska dil aur dimaag donom barobar hain ye saari baate hoti haina voh masth pati vaali voh sab kuch hain usme phir panga kya hain
3.Ha yahi tera lekin vekin vaala speed braker jo haina isimena teri... teri ye life barbaat karke rakh diya
4.Tumhara tumhara mera matlab matlab ye hain ki... tumhara problem ye hai ki tumhari jo faaltu ki bakwas haina ye "main nahi", "kyun" aur ye ungli uthakhe har baat ke paas khali kya kya karna ye faaltu ki hoshiyari teri aur ye tere jabbhi muh khole andar se ched bhole
5.Matlab teri tarah vo bhi yedi hain... matlab noori aunty thodi yedi hain
6.Doosra kar sakta hain plan bana sakta hain aur uska dimaag badal sakta hain boletho jaise third empire action replay
7.Dheere dheere ek dum dheere dheere... aise mein toh bahut time lag jayega nahi itna time lag jayega ki arshad mayya bolenge "dekho aaj khushi ka moka hain tumse pappu lene ka mann kar raha hain aur ya phir daanth check karke aata hu" madam tab tak na arshad mayya ki saari daanth chad jayenge
8.Aaj ke din na mohabbat bahut fast fatafat hota hain fatafat matlab HELLO, HYE, I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME haan hain toh shabhash hain na hain toh bakwas hain aur jo bhi hain full and final tabhi samjhina
9.Abhi aapa ka dil pighle na pighle par itna pata haiki basti ke saare logna arshad mayya ko pakadke oven mein daalke pighla denge
10.Sher aur shayari na maine filmonme dekha hain kya hainaki ye sher aur shayari ka na asar na ladkiye log pe padte hi padta hain 100%... aur charo taraf raayta mohabbat ka
11.Arey ha iske gardhan pakadke aise marodhna aise hilao dhilao toh uska baap bhi chalega
12.Miss Kaul ye tera bas ka nahi hain chod... main likhta hu... dekh kya rahi hain arey ho jayega toh dikhadunga... hogaya hain... voh paan ka patha matlab dil heart... bas masth hain
13.Tu nahi padpayegi... sun
"bheje mein mere baat aayi (bheje mein mere baat aayi kya likha hain maine wah)
to jee bola bata doon
mere dil mera jigar mera gurda meri kidney
bole toh sab tu hi tu ha.
Kya Item hai.. maa kasam..
ki jab se dekha tujhe.. tension mein hoon
full tension mein ha (samaj mein aana chahiye)
Ke dil bola ke bindaas bol
iss liye aaj bol raha hoon
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU"
masth likhi haina aisa lagna chahiye ki insaan na sirf dil se nahi puri body se pyaar karta hain
14.Lambhi nahi hojayegi... hey tu zyada bol diya ha arey kya masth likha hain maine kya soch sochke ki ek ek line zamaaya hain maine... aur ha tumne ek bhi idea diya abhi tak nahi diya hain... ulta mere saari idea kona bakwas bol rahi hain
15.Arey suno doosra vaala bhi hain gulaab vaala arey suntho "sheeshi bhari gulaab ki" arey sunna miss kaul
16.Ha ha tere idea tho bahut masth haina bhala basanti ko bhi gabbar se pyaar hojaye
17.Saala dho akshar kya gir gaya pure ka pura naam ka matlab hi badal gaya
18.Unhonne itni sawal puche itni sawal puche itni sawal puche jitne mere kisi case meina mere kisi vaqil ne bhi nahi puche honge
19.Mereko aisa nahi lagaki ladies log itni jaldi lapete mein aajayengi ye ladies log bhi na... matlab kamaal ki hoti haina... bholi hoti hain bahut
20.Yaar ye jo noori aunty hain ye arshad bhai ko niche uthaar rahi hain ki upar bhej rahi hain... aap ek kaam kariye arshad mayya aap niche aajayiye varna ye noorie aunty aapko upar nahi tho pata nahi kaha kaha bhejde aap samajrai niche aajao
Thank god finally mission completed... today it took really very long time to complete this task... so as a reward I just need your encouragement in the form of more likes and comments ...
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