Raghu's Oneliners - 04/09/2013 - Page 2

i wasnt able to cntrl laughing...

7.Dheere dheere ek dum dheere dheere... aise mein toh bahut time lag jayega nahi itna time lag jayega ki arshad mayya bolenge "dekho aaj khushi ka moka hain tumse pappu lene ka mann kar raha hain aur ya phir daanth check karke aata hu" madam tab tak na arshad mayya ki saari daanth chad jayenge

13.Tu nahi padpayegi... sun
"bheje mein mere baat aayi (bheje mein mere baat aayi kya likha hain maine wah)
to jee bola bata doon
mere dil mera jigar mera gurda meri kidney
bole toh sab tu hi tu ha.
Kya Item hai.. maa kasam..
ki jab se dekha tujhe.. tension mein hoon
full tension mein ha (samaj mein aana chahiye)
Ke dil bola ke bindaas bol
iss liye aaj bol raha hoon
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU"
masth likhi haina aisa lagna chahiye ki insaan na sirf dil se nahi puri body se pyaar karta hain

18.Unhonne itni sawal puche itni sawal puche itni sawal puche jitne mere kisi case meina mere kisi vaqil ne bhi nahi puche honge
19.Mereko aisa nahi lagaki ladies log itni jaldi lapete mein aajayengi ye ladies log bhi na... matlab kamaal ki hoti haina... bholi hoti hain bahut

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