****Diya Of The Week - Week #3 - 2014 - Page 22

was busy watching movie and then covering up for that will answer all question late night

not shayari one

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Because I use shampoo and not conditioner

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do
they count as one or two players?
Two players

If a singer sings their own song during a
karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
No
Why do mattresses have designs on them
when they're always covered with sheets?
If anyone will uncover it

If you died with braces on would they take
them off?
Yes

If a person suffered from amnesia and
then was cured would they remember that
they forgot?
Yes

Can someone have their head in the clouds
and be down-to-earth at the same time?
No

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has
more letters?
I do not know

If you were a pastor, and you were getting
married, would you hire a pastor, or would
you do the wedding yourself?
Will hire

Is there a certain temperature at which it
stops being qualified as cold? At what
temperature does it qualify as hot?
I think so ,35
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the
bread?
Do not know

Why is it that whenever you sing to the
radio, your voice is higher? Even when you
have a low voice?
Answered already

How come toy hippos are always blue, or
purple, when real hippos are brown?
I do not know I...if they will be brown child are also brown they will try to do in that way ...wink

Have ex-punsters been expunged?
No
Have ex-mathematicians become
dysfunctional?
No
Have ex-locomotive engineers been
derailed?
No
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted
No
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
No
Are there seeing eye humans for blind
dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box
that is used on planes, why can't they make
the whole plane out of the same
substance?
May be they are too costly

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an
hour before getting out of the water?
Yes
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Yes
You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol if the package
says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because many cats may not be rat eaters ...wink

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?
Answered already
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same
way backwards?
Answered

Why is there only ONE Monopolies
Commission?
If 2 such commissions were in existence
at the same moment in time then they
could merge.

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR
cream?
For health and safety reasons all
produce has an expiration date

Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Yes
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Because it makes everything short

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it
because of that song?
Which song I do not think so

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog
Pluto?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down,
the result is the same?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each
other it is called a "near miss"?

Why is it that when you're driving and
looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?
I go by bicycle it does not happen

Why is it when a door
is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's
not adoor?
Confused
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell
MNEMONIC?
It can be easy it depend NA

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really
after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only
get one?
Other things are also there remote...
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right
before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is
already built?
Already answered

I do not know answer of most somehow answered them

1.When was the last time you cried?in 5 th
2.Have you ever faked sick? Yes
3.What was the last lie you said?answered
4.Have you ever cried during a movie?yes
5.Have you ever danced in the rain?no
6.Have you ever been drunk?no
7.Do you smoke?no
8.What is your full name?answered
9.What is your blood-type?u mean group kya O+
10.Have you ever been in a car accident? No
11.What was your last dream about?ghosts
12.Which form of public transport do you
prefer?answered
13.Are you religious?yes
14.Have you ever been rejected by a crush?
No
15.What is your favourite sport to play? Cricket
16.Have you ever made a prank phone call?no
17.Have you ever said "I Love you" and not
meant it?no
18.Is there anything that you have done
that you regret?no
19.What do you want to be when you grow
up?answered
20.Whats your favourite song?answered
21.What would be your best achievement to
date?answered
22.Do you believe in love at first sight?no answered
23.Do you believe in karma? Yes
24.Who was your first crush?kajol
25.Who do you have a crush on?kajol
26.How would you describe yourself?answered
27.What are you afraid of?answered
28.Whats the highest you've ever jumped
into the water from? Answered
29.What does your screen name mean? Follow rules
30.What person do you trust the most? Like u
31.Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? No girlfriend
32.What is the best compliment you have
ever received?answered
33.What is the meanest thing anyone has
said about you?
Nothing
34.What is the longest crush/relationship
you have had?no relationship
35.What is your greatest strength?answered
36.What is your greatest weakness?answered
37.What is your perfect pizza?
38.What is your first thought when waking
up in the morning?answered
39.What is your first thought before you go
to bed?when will I wake up
40.What college do you want to go to? Dtu
41.Do you get along with your family? Yes
42.Do you play any instruments?no
43.What kind of music do you like?answered
44.Would you ever get a tattoo?no
45.How many piercings do you have?...
46.Who makes you laugh?my friend u also
47.Who would you want to be tied to for
24hours?no one
48.How big is your TV? Do not know
49.Do you have a celebrity crush?yes
50.What is one thing scientists should
invent?time machine
51.Have you ever broken a bone?yes
52.What happens after you die?ghost
53.Do you watch or read the news?sometimes both
54.What stereotype would you label
yourself as being?
55.Would your friends agree with that
stereotyped label?
56.If you could change your name, what
would you change it to? Answered
57.If you could go back in time to one
point in your life, where would you go? Answered
58.If you could change anything about
yourself, what would you change?answered
59.Have you ever accidentally injured
anyone?yes
60.Would you ever lie to someone to make
them feel good about themselves?yes
61.What do you want your friends to think
about you? That I will always be there to help tgem
62.HAve you ever bitten someone?yes
63.Have you ever stolen anything? No
64.Do you make wishes on shooting stars?no
65.If you could go back and change one
day, what would it be?do not want
66.Do you remember your dreams?fully no
67.Have you ever been in love?no
68.Are you a morning person or a night
person?night
69.Do you have any phobias? No
70.Have you ever been to the hospital
(other then birth)?yes


22 already asked questions

which is the most wonderful thing in the
world.
explain in detail
Life all thing is due to this only
why is that we get attached to IF so soon
Is it I am but I can not see many
what makes this life beautiful love
where is peace in meditation
select one give reasons
1 school or college. School
2 mom or dad mom
3 canteen or class room. Canteen
4culturals or academics cultural
5summer or winter. Winter

1. Would you rather lose all old memories
or never be able to make any new ones? Forget past
2. What is your greatest fear?answered
3.Has it come true? No
4.What is your definition of good and evil?
Evil one who does not see anything about, others
5.when was the last time you could hear
yourself breathing?
Now
6.What would you do differently if you knew
no one would judge you?
7.Do you push the elevator button more
than once? Do you believe it makes the
elevator go faster?
No
8. All is fair in love and war. Do you believe
this?no
9. If you could move to a country where
would it be?answwred
10. Describe yourself in 10 words
Really don't want to praise myself if u will say to write about you then I will

1) How tall are you? 5"10
2) If you were PM of India what laws would
you impose and why?
No new laws like sandy I also believe its fine will make sure all r implemented
3) Who is your hero? My teacher
4) What public transport do you prefer to
travel in?answered
5) What football team do you support? Answered
6) What is your favourite saying or quote? Answered
7) Are you left handed or right handed? Rught
8) How would you define religion in one
word?your identity
9) How many languages can you speak?3 Hindi Bengali English
10) What would your dream job be?answered
11) Are you superstitious? Sometimes
12) Do you believe in astrology?ni
13) Favourite fruit? Guava
14) Have you ever cheated on a test?yes before 9th in every test after that in no test

giving answers in yes and no wont do

Originally posted by: thala

giving answers in yes and no wont do

give detailed answers

di r u serious those are already difficult It was difficult to ans in objective type only

sangita di its for u


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😆 Nitish .. congrats! 🥳 😆 So much grilling! I hope you learned your lesson: Jaisi karni .. waisi bharni! 😆 I remember how you grilled Preethi when she was DOTW. Ab bhukto! lol