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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
What's the opposite of opposite?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? (GOOD ONE!)
How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
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