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Posted: 18 years ago

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Hi and welcome to Krysarcastically Yours with your very own host and dost Krystall!

This I hope will become my weekly stressbuster with which I will bring you stress-free entertainment of completely random tangents to the current DMG tracks, storylines and characters. My take on the craziness of this show combined with my own madness and eccentricism. Here's hoping I can maintain this as a weekly thing for a little while.

Enjoy!

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RIDDHIMA MALFUNCTION

"Dr. Armaan Ko kahin dekha?"

"Haan vo terrace ki taraf gaye they"

She rushes up the stairs to find her Armaan quivering in pain

"Armaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"

She addresses the wounds only to find they were fake!

SLAP!

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Ouch…that hurt. His facial muscles are electrifyingly strong for her. Her hands are zinging from the pain. It travels down chillingly through her arm, her spine and finally reaches its final destination...

"door raho mujhse"

"tumhey mere paas aane se kuch nahin hota?"

"nahin kuch nahin hota"

"to main jo bhi karoon tumhey koi asar nahin hota?"

" Armaan….Haath chodo..."

"kya! par maine to abhi tak tumhara haath pakda bhi nahin hai?"

"Kya kar rahe ho armaan, koi dekh lega..."

"main….main…par main aisa kya kar raha hoon?"

"Khud ko bohot smart samjhtey ho na…."

"But…main…erm…huh?"

"tum sab ladkey ek jaise hote ho…baatein pyaar ki kartey ho…chahiye bas yeh hi sab hota hai"

"haan vaise tum sahi…..heeeeeey! lekin aisa kya hua ki…."

"armaan …tum yahan?"

"main….er…aur kahan jaoon?"

"Armaan...haath chodo"

"par…"

"haath chodo"

"huh?"

"haath chodo"

"riddhima….are you alright?"

"haath chodo"

"chodo"

"chooodo"

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"Oh my god….she 's a ROBOT! ….bhaago ooo ooo (SRK style)!!!!!"

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Today's short kahani inspired by Maleka's post on riddhima!

Thankyou all

Krysarcastically Yours

Krystal

Edited by krystall - 18 years ago

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krystall

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Posted: 18 years ago

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This was day b4 yesterday's i thought it fit in.

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MURDER @ SANJEEVANI !

Suno Suno....aaj ki taza khabar. Do doctoron ka khoon! Kisney kiye yeh khoon? Kaun Hai Zimmedaar? Ayiye dekhtey hain break ke baad.....

BREAK (lol)

Haan to doston, yeh ghatna hai mumbai mein ek aspatal (hospital) ki jiska naam hai sanjeevani.Aaj subah, sanjeevani ke nursing station ke paas, saare ward boys aur nurses ke saamney hua Doctor Riddhima aur Doctor Armaan ka katl. Kaise hui yeh ghatna? Ayiye baat kartey hain humarey samvadata kishore kumar se. Kishore- kyaa alam hai vahan?

Kishore: Haan sudesh...ayiye aapki baat karatey hain sanjeevani ke ek jaane maane doctor se- doctor Shubhankar. Bataiye Dr. S- kya hua yahan?

Shubhankar: Well doctor armaan ne doctor riddhima ko do dino se bohot pareshaan kar key rakha tha. Maine khud use riddhima ke chizoon ke saath pakda tha. Nurse station ke paas un dono ki bohot ladai hui aur Dr. Riddhima ne gusse mein aa kar Dr. armaan se kaha ki....

Kishore: Kaha ki?....kahiye na....dariye mat. Kya kaha?

Shubhankar: Usne kaha ki..MAIN TUMHE ZINDA NAHIN CHODOONGI ARMAAN!.. aur phir usney ek AK-47 GUN nikali aur armaan ko bohot bedardi se maar dala. 4 golian nikli uske seeney se....maine post-mortem kiya. *sob*

Kishore: To phir Riddhima....usey kisney maara? boliye na...

Shubhankar: Vo...Vo...Shayad armaan ko pata tha- ki uski badmashiyon ka nateeja yeh hi hoga. Is liye uskey paas bhi ek Gun thi...marney se pehle usney kaha....MAIN BHI TUMHEY JEENEY NAHIN DOONGA. MUJHEY MAAR KAR TUM VAISE BHI KAISE JI PAOOGI (not due to any sentimental attachment of course- murder ki saza- sazaye maut hoti hai!) aur phir usney riddhima ko apni gun se 3 goliyan chala kar maar dala. Uska post mortem meri bechari Keerti.....mera matlab Dr. Keerti ne kiya.

Kishore: Aur is haadsey se sanjeevani pe asar?

Shubhankar: Koi khaas nahin. Bas Dr. Shashank aur sister padma thodey upset hain. Un dono ke patients ko ab unhey hi sambhalna padega. Thats all.

Kishore: To yeh tha sanjeevani ka haal. Ayiye chaltey hain humari agli special report- Katrina ney kiya jodpur mein ek paudhey ki hatya.

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Ab yeh hi baaki reh gaya hai sanjeevani mein hona. Yeh Hospital hai Ya Pagalkhana!!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Forget taking DMG so seriously. Ive stopped. Just dont expect anything sensible or mature. Riddhima ke character ko jis tarah in logon ne itni berehmi se mara hai- shayad hi ab mein us-sey koi bhi attachment rakhna chahoongi.

Krysarcastically Yours
Krystall

Edited by krystall - 18 years ago

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