ok, here comes the next part. ( am bored to death😕)
"That was my director calling", -explained. "It seems we don't have enough glycerin left for the leads to continue this particular track. More over Miss Jellimer Wingley has to complete some shoots for her other show "ZARA NAUTANKI DIKHA". I think I will have to ask my assistant to write a new fun-filled track for the time being. " - " just one question sir. The fans all over the forum are fighting among themselves as to who is the main lead in the show. So is it Arjun or Sidhu?"
-"Dupatta!"
looks up unbelievingly only to realise that it was Totaram who spoke. He was standing there holding a tray with two coffee cups. " I mean, the dupatta -salesman is waiting for u , sir" He said to
-- " oh, we don't need any more dupattas for the next track. Ask him to come next week"
- " so what actually is the next track?"
- "Let me call my assistants and ask them. They are greatly talented u know" Just then the phone starts ringing again. Totaram was unfortunately outside talking to the salesman. So Js with the permission of cv decided to attend the call.
-"hello'
"is this DMG office? I wanna speak to the cv"
"yes, tell me"
" I JUST WANNA TELL U I HATE U! U CHEAT! U s#$%^&#$! HOW DARE U SEPARATE MA ARJUN AND RAMPA! HOW DARE U MAKE MA ARJUN CRY???? HOW MUCH IT MUST HAVE HURT HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES! HOW DARE U PUT SO MUCH GLYCERINE IN MA ARJUN BABE'S EYES! I HATE U! I HATE SIDHU! I HATE...."
Before she could complete her lecture kept the receiver down feeling giddy. He drank his coffee
Just then a man who looked as if constipated entered the room.
"Meet my assistant Mr.Rondu Kumar. He is the one who is doing the present track."
Rondu looked as if he would weep any moment. He said" Sirji, I want to go home. Its 5 months since I have been writing this rona dhona track. Please spare me now"
-"Don't cry baba, there is a good news for u. U can go home and take rest now. We are going to start a new fun track. So I shall ask Funta Sen to write the next track. Ask him to come here at once."
Rondu , for a minute is struck between pose where he is neither crying nor laughing. Slowly he realises that he is actually free to go . He leaves after thanking profusely.
Junta Sen
looked pleased that finally he was getting a chance to write the script. He said, " Don't worry sirji. I have a fantastic script in my hand for which we will need only Arjun and Sidhu. I have been watching Kal Ho Na Ho yesterday and I at once knew we could use some scenes for our show."
-"u mean something gay??? But don't u think fans of AR and SR will oppose it?"
"haha, u don't know our viewers. They love to drool. Most of them are either fans of arjun or Sidhu. By showing a gay track we will make both fan groups happy".
-" Is that the reason why u people have been showing the lead boys shirtless under the shower many times?"
" See, even we are confused as to where this show is heading to.. ;at the same time we don't want our viewers to realise it. So scenes like those you mentioned will keep them engaged in drooling and sighing over the boys' neck, chest, biceps , waist , nails and anything else they like."
The phone starts ringing again and JS gets up hastily . He decides to end the interview. He thanks everyone and makes an exit. While getting out of the room, he could hear Totaram shouting into the receiver, "yes, madam , aisa hi hoga, I will tell the cvs , even I want them to end together".
ok, I guess I have lost it this time🤣.. its no more funny🤢after reading this I want to sorry guys😛