2. When Pappu cant dance saala, he should not dance saala. It is good to be enterprising and positive, but it is equally important to be astute and know one's shortcomings and work 'around' them!
3. Keep drinking more and more bournvita as provided by Ms. Mehak Kapoor so as to have the intelligence to think all these sensible things and understand them.
4. If in doubt pls read the views of Ms. Mehak Kapoor and Ms. Nureat and Ms. Gina and other such sensibles to enlighten yourself in the matter.
5. Please rememebr that tumhari izzat tumhare fans ki izzat hai. Given the way you dress in ZND, aise hi fans ki izzat ka falooda ho chuka hai. hum sabke family waale hum par hanste hain. hai na? hai na?
Why make it worse?
6. SN cant dance saala...so no scope of covering up there. So as my friend said triple beissati, ksg ki, sn ki aur bournvita pilaanewaali mehak ki.
7. He must understand that free-style jiving with some star-struck girls isnt the same as participating in a dance show. though i must admit i liked his jiving.
8. Please remember that you have strange effects on people. Kisi ka khoon kholta hai toh koi blush karta hai, toh koi seeing your amazing sense of dress are stunned into open-mouthed silence. You have to keep all this in consideration while taking such extreme decisions. Pata chala, tumne ek haath hilaya aur people got heart attacks some out of excited adoration, others out of shocked disbelief!!
9. Please understand that the only people u r allowed to dance with are ms. mehak kapoor and ms, shona aka dmg2c. if you try to dance with sn, these two will cut off all their support systems which is the real reason for your success.
10. You are a great actor and we adore you to death for that.This NB4 is the rivals' conspiracy to deflect you from your true path. do not heed anyone's advice except for the wise baba mehakanand. she will direct you in the correct direction , that of dhansu safed billaman pana...which we all love
11. last but not least, have you considered that if u try to dance in those weird dhotis you have been wearing, u will trip over your own feet and fall flat on your face. dmg mein you have been injured enough , dont try it on nb4. if u get hurt in real in the face, then a) you will have harmed your biggest asset
b) sn is not a doc to cure you instantly
c) it will not gain you entry into dr. shash's house , ulta you will be thrown out of hte lovely bhaad where you reside with baba mehakanand.
12. It is a wise thing not to make a fool of yourself, esp if you are intereste in a movie career. In the meanwhile, let our dream of dr. armaan linger a while longer.
13. PLeeeeeeeeese understand that dance is not what you have been doing on dmg,where we crazy grils take whatever you dish out and swoon over it. Lag jaayegi yaar....zidd chhad de, mundeyaaaaaa......
14. and oh, nache mayuri type peacock dances dont count!!! they are best forgotten quickly! a complete crash of hard drive is required over here!
15, pleeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz, he should take some advice before answering questions in any interview, esp regarding sn!!!
Please feel free to add your own dos and donts...
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16. All DMGians and armaanians have decided to form a consulting group called Karan Sambhaalo Group (KSG 😉) whose sole purpose will be to advise him on various issues and aspects of his life. He has claimed that he needs lots of support , which he looks for from SN. by the looks of it, he needs loads more support. what he doesnt realize is that the real support he has been getting is from this forum. SOOOOOOOOOOOO.....this new organization KSG headed by Baba Mehakanand, with Co-Chairperson Shona has been founded for his benefit and his bachao.
So KSG should outsource all his decision making process to them and rely upon and be guided by this organization. of course, all dmgians are life members and can take whatever post they want in the organizational hierarchy. If they want , they can all become chairpersons, to avoid conflict, as long as they are guided by Mehak's danda.