Ashi, did I mention how much I love you for giving me a headache? I'll remember this and you know what they say? Payback's a beep. Tujhe bhi dekh loongi.
1) What was ur first thought when you realized you were MOTW in this Forum?
Why did they choose me?
2) First thing that comes to mind when you look in the mirror is?
But, Grandma, what big eyes you have.
3) Roses on your table or diamonds around your neck?
Neither. Do I have to choose one?
4) Your fav. time pass is...
Being on the Internet and wasting time on losers like Div, Bee, Silky, you, etc. etc. etc.
5) Your fav. fairy tale story is...because...
I never had one favorite. I loved all fairy tales, except The Little Match Girl. But then as I grew older and started to analyze them, I realized that they weren't as beautiful as they'd seemed.
6) Your fav. season of the year is...because...
Fall. Because I hate Spring and Summer. Too much sun. Too many bugs. Too many happy people. Fall is perfect because it rains, leaves fall and they have the most beautiful color... Plus December is close and then it'll snow. Fall means everything is dying and though it's sad, it's also beautiful and a painful reminder.
7) Your fav. day of the week is...because...
Friday. Because it's at the end of the week. Duh.
8) Your ambition in life is...
I wanted to be a writer. Part of me still does.
9) You admire...
Insightful people, patient people, and people that fight for freedom in places like Syria.
10) You daydream about...
Getting a life in the nearest future.
11) Your favourite...
Toy as a child: My Little Pony and Biker Mice [I know, weird combo]
Festival: Halloween [though I'm not sure if that's a festival]
Book: Harry Potter
Movie: The Lord of the Rings
Song: Changes a lot with my mood. Right now it's Boy With A Coin by Iron & Wine.
Flower: White Oleander
Vegetable: Peas
Fruit: Peach
Vacation spot: Swindon in England, or Ireland
Forum on IF: Laagi Tujhse Lagan
TV channel: Life OK
Time of the Day: Midnight
Month of the Year: October
Drink: Ice Tea Lemon
Animal: I hate all animals, except horses
12) What is ur zodiac sign? Leo
13) Do you read your horoscope? If so how often? Nope, never. I don't believe in it.
14) One thing people do that really annoys you...
It annoys me when people champ their food.
15) One thing/gesture that always touches your heart...
When people, unexpectedly, PM me about my writing or send me testimonials.
16) One thing life would be boring without...
The Internet.
17) Your favorite thing to...
Eat for breakfast: French Toast
Eat for lunch: Cold food like, I dunno, pasta salad and stuff
Eat for dinner: Warm food like fish and rice
Eat as a snack: Sour candy
Favorite junk food: Pizza
Favorite healthy food: Pasta
18) Pick one for each of the following...either you LOVE IT, LIKE IT, or HATE IT:
When it rains LOVE IT
When it snows LIKE IT
When it is sunny HATE IT
English, the subject LOVE IT
Bollywood movies LIKE IT
Hollywood movies LIKE IT
Dressing up LOVE IT
Shopping spree HATE IT
Playing sports HATE IT
Playing board games LIKE IT
Spending time with your family LIKE IT
19) Did you like to put mehndi on your hands? Nope. I hate the smell of mehndi. Makes me sick.
20) Define the following:
Friendship is the first step in a relationship.
Love is founded on mutual trust.
Hate is a poweful word and should be used carefully.
Happiness is just a moment and cannot be held on to for long.
Entertainment can make you ignorant in life.
21) Do you like to sing? Yes. Who doesn't?
22) Do you like to dance? Yes, but can't say I'm a natural.
23) One word to describe yourself? Reflective.
24) Pick one to describe yourself (and remember both is always a option too)...
Your smile is Vibrant or Bright: Um, neither.
Your eyes are Sparkling or Dazzling: Um, they're brown. [What kind of options are these?!)
Your personality is Playful or Sensible: Depends on my mood. Mostly playful.
25) One fictional character you wish existed in real life...
Shane Collins from The Morganville Vampires.
26) The best compliment you could get or have gotten ever is...
Can't recall one right now. But have gotten compliments on my writing that touched me.
27) The kindest thing anyone has ever done for you is...
Care for me in my darkest hour.
28) The kindest thing you have ever done is...
Gah, I don't know. How should I know? I could be a mean girl, for all I know.
29) The meanest thing anyone has ever done for you is...
Slap me.
30) The meanest thing you have ever done is...
Slap back.
31) One thing that you always have to do but hate to do is...
Prepare dinner for 9 people.
32) Favorite name for a girl...
I don't know. Can't think of one. I like the name Roma, for some reason.
33) Favorite name for a boy...
Elijah.
34) Describe the perfect job...
The perfect job would be where I had to read and review stories.
35) Describe the following in one word...
IF: Addictive
TV: Boring
Your family: Demanding
Your IF friends: Losers!
My questions: Stupid :D
36) If you were given a chance to change three things in this world they would be...
Oppression/tyranny, poverty, and crime.
37) Favorite color for a car would be? Black.
38) If on the island you were by yourself, and you were given a bottle, piece of paper, and pen, what message would write to send in the bottle?
"Save me. My name is Ana and I'm stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere. Also, do contact my family. [writes their contact address]."
39) You look up and see a green sky, what do you think?
It's the air pollution, or it's the apocalypse.
40) You are given a blank canvas, a paintbrush, and paints, what would draw on the canvas? Describe the picture...
I would splatter paint everywhere and then call it abstract art.
41) Write something random here...
Something random.
42) When you hear the word "yawn" does it make you want to "yawn"? Are you yawning now? Are you sure you are not feeling like yawning? Yawning can be contagious, even reading the work "yawn" or picturing somone yawn can make you want to yawn or even yawn...? Are you yawing now?
No, I'm perfectly fine, thank you. However, "yawn" is a pretty funny word if you repeat it a lot of times. Like, water.
43) What time is it right now? 09:48am
44) A cartoon character that you think resembles you is...
In appearance or in personality? No one in appearance resembles me, but in personality I would say Yasmine from Aladdin.
45) One movie you are really looking forward to watch? Snowhite and the Huntsmen
46) A fairy god-mother has come to you, and told you that you can wish to be any fairytale you wish...what fairy tale you would like to be the heroine of?
Probably Aladdin or Anastasia or Mulan. Because the heroes in those fairy tales are hot. And strong.
47) You are told that the world is ending tomorrow, how do you propose to spend your last night here?
Praying for forgiveness and hoping that I'll end up somewhere nice and cozy rather than painful and hot.
48) You are walking around merrily one day, when suddenly, poof, a genie appears in front of you, you are totally taken aback and speechless! The genie tells you that the next three sentences that will come out of ur mouth next, will come true, what will you say?
I want to marry Harshad Chopda. I want to us to live forever. I want us to be stinking rich.
49) You are given a chance to lauch a world-wide site, everyone in the world will be given the address to ur site, and asked to visit it, what will your site be about?
Jokes aside. I'd probably make it about something that highlights the conflicts in Syria, etc., so that my site creates awareness about the condition in the Middle East.
I'm not supposed to be so serious about those questions, am I?
49) A simple way to make you smile is...
Show a little care for me and I smile.
50) An elaborate way to make you happy is...
Uh, I don't know. I get really happy when my sister buys me a Cocio on ice. Tastes good.
51) Some ppl say that "falling in love" is more important to a girl than a boy, do you belive this is true?
Never thought about this before. I think it's different from girl to girl and guy to guy. You can't generalize it, I suppose. Don't know.
52) If you were to describe your life as a movie, what movie would it be?
Dude, Where's My Car? Well, not content-wise, but more like concept-wise. Because I've literally no life.
53) If you were to describe yourself as a ficitional character who would it be?
Um, Leslie from Ink Exchange. There is something in her character that resembles me.
54) What do you think about the way women are potrayed in indian shows?
It bothers the shit out of me. Can't stand it. The self-sacrificing devi wife who solves every single character's problem, regardless of her own pain. She's like a superhuman, expected to suffer in silence and deal with everything and not be selfish at all while her dear hubby just stands there like a momma's boy, nodding away in ignorance.
*breathes*
55) Do you blieve in concept of heaven or hell?
I believe in both.
56) Do you blieve in reincarnations?
No. I believe in an afterlife.
57) Have you ever...
Appreciated a sunset? Yes.
Been a guest at a surprise party? No.
Been in a fist fight? No.
Been on TV? Yes.
Broken a bone? No.
Cheated on an exam? Yes.
Cried in public and embarrassed yourself? Yes.
Done something silly that you wish you had not done? Yes.
Eaten in a restaurant and realized you have no money with you? No.
Fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? No.
Fallen down the stairs? No.
Fallen or stumbled in front of others? Yes.
Dreamt of a ghost being in your bedroom and then waking up and finding yourself looling around for the ghost? Yes.
Gone to greet a friend or family member then noticed it was someone else? Yes.
Met a celebrity? No.
Played a joke on one of your teachers? Yes.
Raised your hand to answer a question, then forgot what you were going to say? Yes.
Received a present that you really hated? No.
Said yes when you meant no? Yes.
Thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? Yes.
Told a big lie to someone you love? Yes.
Laughed until tears came from your eyes? Yes.
Fallen asleep while talking on the phone? No, but I have drooled while talking on the phone.
Wondered why some people want to be alone but never seem to be lonely? Uh...
Tried to eat food without first spitting out your chewing gum? No.
Saved a piece of chewed chewing gum and started chewing it again later? Yes.
57) Would you rather kiss a crocodile or a bear?
Um, can I say "neither"? Okay, I'll go for the crocodile.
58) If you were a color, what would you be? Why?
Grey. Because I'm dull and a pessimist.
59) What are some things that make you angry?
Tyrants and ignorance.
60) Would you like to be different? Yes.
61) What is one thing that many people don't know about you? I can get a bit violent.
62) Does it annoy you when people kiss in public? Yes, dammit. Get a room.
63) Do you get annoyed when someone cuts in front of you when you are waiting in line?
If I could smack that person and get away with it, I would. That's how annoyed I get. But I let it slide because it's really no big deal.
64) Can annoying someone be a good thing? Depends on who you're annoying. Annoying a serial killer would probably be a bad thing.
65) Does it annoy you when people don't use the right punctuation? Yes. And when they make obvious spelling errors. If I have to quote them, I correct their errors.
66) Who is the most annoying celebrity? Hollywood, it's Brad Pitt. Bollywood, it's SRK. I am sorry, fans, but that's just how I feel.
67) How annoyed are you at me or my questions? 😆
How about I demonstrate by smacking you? I'm so not answering the remaining 10000 questions until I've had me some breakfast, Ashi -_-