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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#51

Champu Bana Champion!

Snippet 21

*Mohan arrives. Kastur going 😲*

Kastur: UK mein shaving kit bhi nahi mili? 😕

Mohan: No, you douchebag, this is a French beard.

Kastur: Never knew France had a thing for so much facial hair

Snippet 22

Mohan: Hi, I'm Mohan -

Kastur: -ji.

Mohan: ❓ Whaa

Kastur: Ji. You're Mohanji.

Mohan: Say that to my passport 🤣

Kastur *glares*: Who are you and where did you hide my Champu? 😡

Mohan: Oh him? He's been in the trashcan for years, along with his chipko hairoil and his minidress-size shirt 😆 Champu bana champion!

Kastur: If this were Facebook I would have petitioned for a dislike button...🤢🤢🤢

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#52

Snippet 23:

Kastur: Do NOT diss a Gujju! You'll regret it!

Mohan: What'll you do, stuff a dhokla down my mouth?

Kastur: *stuffs a dhokla down his mouth*

Mohan: Shoulda seen that coming...

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Shobhana

@-Shobhu21-

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#53

OMG...

Lizzy ur just rocking it I must say...

Champu ji...

And she stuffs a dhokla down his mouth... OMG... aaj champu ji ke darshan bhi ho jaayenge Liz... Loving it Loving it Loving it

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-Ramya-

@-Ramya-

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#54

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
I can just imagine Laboni Ma coming out and saying that with a rolling pin in her hand 🤣

you said it 🤣🤣

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#55

Lizzy,can i add my 2,3 snippets here?? 😊wid ur permisson 😊

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#56

Snippet 24

Baapji: I don't just dislike the goras...I SUPERDISLIKE them! 🤢 I'd rather send my children to HELL than to that place!

Mohan: What was I then, your own personal lamb for slaughter? 😕

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mishti_17

@mishti_17

Stunner

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#57

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Snippet 17:

The Mall Scene, with two Dharampankhas in the crowd.

Kastur: Stop calling the Gujaratis Gujju, the Punjabis Panju, and the Bengalis Bong I say 😡
DP6: 😲 She's been stalking Motu and Prem the same way we've been stalking Champu!
DP7: 😕 She's a Dharampankha even before she's become a Dharampatni!
DP8: Change the name of the serial I say 😡
DP9: Bring Champu back I say 🥱
Kastur: Hey! Mere Champuji ko Champuji mat bulaa! 😡

Classic..🤣

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#58

Thanx a lot lizzy 4 permisson.

Snippet:1
mohan is having a convo wid a DP on phone
DP:Ok bye baby!muwaah
kastur smiles
Mohan:why r u smiling wifey???😕
Kastur:(smiling) my mohan ji is really manmohan,even the baas of london loves him.treats him lyk their own child 😊
Mohan:😕 from where u got this info??
Kastur: abi abi fone pe.London wali baa ne kitne pyar se kaha 'baby' yani ki bacha!!!kitna pyar krti hai woh aapse !!!kitna apna maanti hai aapko!
Mohan faints