Hi Hello Shello jiđł
Ki haal nay?
Meri smajhich nahi aanda,
why is this place so deserted. are oooh dhanno ke fans...kitthe ho đ
are oooh ji itthe aawo....
Manoo thaare saath chayida
I need your help & support...
To bring life to this section đł
Will you help me?
All you have to do is...come up with ek dumm mast Punjabi jokes and dialogues
Wo ki hai na...Dhanno punjabi hai....to Dhanno de vaaste pleez.....theek hai nađł?
Toh start kare đł.....
Chandni Chand Se Hoti hai
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbatek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
A gangster Punjabi Female: Hard Kaur
Punjabi who drinks only beer: Just-beer(Jasbir) Singh
Punjabi who has only one drink : Just-one (Jaswant) Singh
Punjabi who visits every temple: Har Mandir Singh
Punjabi Female's boyfriend: Her-Pal Singh
santa singh
Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies,
' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'.
Air India
| Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!" So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!" The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American. "Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly. Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American. "What is it?" asked the American. "Sweet of India!" replied the old man. After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle. "What was that?" asked the American in disgust. The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!" |
| Contributed by Macksaini: Ek baar ek aadmi upar se gir jata hai. doctor: Yeh mar chuka hai. Jab us admi ko shamshan ghaat le ja rahe hote hai to vo uthh ke bolta hai ki mein zinda hoon, tabhi uski patni bolti hai ki chup kar ke paijaa, tenu doctor naloo jaada pata...... đ Credit for jokes goes to desiest.com & punjabilink Next we will be come with some mast yaad gaar punjabi dialogues you are also welcome to contribute.....theek hai na đ luv sha |
** Note: always mention the source. And please keep in mind its for fun, so keep it neat đł **
Indian Idol 15
