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Bhaiyon aur beheno
Uttara: Gale ki khich khich...Inki madhur awaaz se pata nahi inke miya ko neend kaise aati hai. Yeh saali Indian hawa! kya husky awaaz hai...Shaadi se pehle kissi radio ki sexchat ki DJ thi shayad. Yeh english ka akhbaar lekar Hindi main padhti hai ji. Matlab college main to zaroor gayi hogi...Inhe apni kitty parties se fursut milti hai to Nandini pe raub jama leti hain. Waise jamta nahi hai, magar koshish poori ki poori karti hain.
(ab Valentine day pe sirf bhai-behen kaise, yeh mat poochho ji)
Hamare hatke show ke hatke characters ka description dekhiye aur taali bajayiye.
Ambika Raghvanshi: Also known as Daadi Sa. Ekdum Cocojal ka Nariyal paani. Yeh bahar se tough dikhati hai, magar utni hai nahi. Ekdum health conscious, inko suddenly sade khane ki soojhi. Nandini ke haath ka bana khana itna pasand aaya? magar lagta hai aaj tak inki kissine suni nahi. Uttara bahu to kuchh banayengi nahi, shayad isiliye yeh apne saath ek oats ka packet rakhti hongi. Pata nahi.
Gayatri Devi raghuvanshi: Mummy oh Mummy, tu kab saas banegi? Maybelline kaajal ka ad. Starch saadi pe lagane ki bajaya inhonea apne chehre pe mal liya hai ji...Hair gel bhi
kya use krti hai...kitne dino se inhone saadi nahi badli. Junky
funky jewellery se bharpoor, yeh aaj kal ki adarsh sasuma hai. Inhe iss baat ki koi fikr nahi ki vansh aage kaise badhega? Koi aur hoti to abtak grandkids ki baatein kar rahi hoti. Ek dum opposite of K series sasuma.
Abhay: Naukri.com. pe khali baithe they. Ekdum poore Yuppie lagte hai. Bachpan main yeh thryoid medicine ki bhatti main gir gaye the, tab se inka thyroid displace hokar naak pe ja baitha. Ya phir rhinoplasty ka model hai, kissi bhi plastic surgeon ke yahan before and after main inki tasveer dikh jayengi. Yeh to cat walk karte karte seedhe Raghuvanshi Mansion pahunch gaye.
Uttara: Gale ki khich khich...Inki madhur awaaz se pata nahi inke miya ko neend kaise aati hai. Yeh saali Indian hawa! kya husky awaaz hai...Shaadi se pehle kissi radio ki sexchat ki DJ thi shayad. Yeh english ka akhbaar lekar Hindi main padhti hai ji. Matlab college main to zaroor gayi hogi...Inhe apni kitty parties se fursut milti hai to Nandini pe raub jama leti hain. Waise jamta nahi hai, magar koshish poori ki poori karti hain.
Swaroop: Hair curlers and hair gel inka middle name hona chahiye tha. Aajkal yeh bhi khambhe nochne lagi hai. Inki umra ka pata nahi chalta, pata nahi kaunsa sabun lagati hai? Koi imported hoga. Aajtak kitchen manage karti thi yeh, bina baal banka kiye. Pata nahi aage kya karengi. Shayad Beauty parlour chala lengi.
RV: Cerelac baby food, lactogen, Naan, boost, bournvita, complan...etc etc...Dekhiye na, kha kha kar bachhe ka kitna achha weight gain hogaya. Kissi bhi pediatrician ki clinic main le jayiye. Height and weight charts ke ekdum compliant hai ji. Mummy ke palloo se bandhe rehte hai. Magar Mummy ne abtak apne kajal se inko teeka nahi lagaya. Kaise lagati? waterproof kajal hai na...makeup phir se krna padega... Kissi ne kaha, inki to umbilical cord he nahi tooti abtak...dhyan se dekhiye.
Uttara and Swaroop's husbands: the missing male members of the family. Yeh kissi bhi museebat se pehle bhaag jaate hai. Pata nahi kaunsa business hai inka, baar baar kissi telecon ya meeting ki baat karte rehte hai. Politics se inka sambandh nahi, chalo achha hai. Nahi to media ke front page par inka "MIA" column main first number rehta.
Rajveer and Rajas's sisters: Yeh Nanade...visiting members hain. Jab bhi Nandini bahu to rone ke liye kandhe ki zaroorat padti hain, yeh haazir! Raghuvanshi mansion main yeh AAP ki representatives hain. Shayad college jaati hongi, hume zyaada nazar nahi aati. Jaisi Sasuma hatke, yeh Nanade bhi hatke hain.
Aur koi bacha hai kya? Mujhe to GD ke wo purine advisor Suryaman Ji kahin nazar nahi aarahe. Shayad unhone retirement leliya honga. Ya phir, must be meditating...to get some mental peace out of this chaos.
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