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Aaj ki taaza khabar suno.
Basti main aaj ladies ne daru peene walon ko khoob peeta. Is nayi himmat ke peechhe ek naam liya jaata hai, wo hai Nandini Raghuvanshi ka...
TV reporter yeh khabar suna rahi thi aur hum yawn kar rahe they.
Kyunki wahan RV Piano Baja rahe they. Maine kaha Ji, yeh piano bhi bada besharam hai ji. Khud GD ne isse bahar rakhwaya, aur yeh hai ki phir se kamre main? Kahin Piano main aur Nandini main Bhai behen ka rishta to nahi? Khair iss baar to GD Nandini ko kuchh nahi keh payengi...kyounki Nandini wahan thi jo nahi...
WO to ek basti main bhashan dene gayi thi. Impromptu. Aur kya asardaar bhashan tha. Peechhe mudte hi ladies ne haath main belan leliya.
(PS: Honestly mujhe to iss serial main sabkuchh nakli lagta hai. Nakali Kauwa, Nakali sharabi, Nakali basti aur bhi bahut kuchh Nakali...)
Yahan Raghuvanshi mansion main Beauty Chachi aur Snooty bhabhi ki chugli shuru. Daadi sa ko bataya ki apne kissi rishtedaar se milne gayi hogi. Ha bhai, ab tumhare rishtedaaro se to milne zoo jaana padega na..ya phir museum...
Daadi sa ne hostel ki warden Madam ki tarah pooch liya ki kahan gayi thi? Nandini Madam ne sach bata diya...Daadi Sa ne kya dialogue maara: Aam aadmi ki sewa karna Raghuvanshi ka dharam hai. Oye Hoye...achaanak se yaad aaya kya? Itne dino se iss Snooty ko paal rakha hai...aur beauty? tab yaad nahi aaya?
Anyways, Daadi sa ki rassi jal gayi magar bal nahi gaya. aage se aap security ke bagair nahi jayengi. Haan, ab sharabi logon ko updesh karengi to security to chahiye hi. Aur Ghar main kissi ki izaazat ke bagair galti se bhi nahi. Wow. Ab IN and OUT register bhi lagawa dijiye along with time stamp and gate pass. Aage Kaam aayega.
RV piano Baja rahe they...aur neeche Daadi sa ko sunayi nahi diya. Magar apni study main baithi Mummy ko pata chal gaya. Ho sakta hai, old age main hearing power thodi kum ho jaati hai. Mummy to aise frusto hogayi ki ab samne jo bhi aaya isuko noch daalegi. Khisiyani Mummy Apne baal, pen, desk, furniture, aur political advisor ko noch rahi thi. Wow. Kaan se dhua uthta saaf dikh raha tha ji...ab tak smoke detector kyoun nahi Baja? pata nahi. Shayad wo bhi Nakli hai.
Nandini ko ghar main lakar humne bhool ki. Issi baat pe Khatarnaak ji ne bhi mast chutki li. Baaziger film ki story shayad inhone likhi thi.
Yahan inn sab se bekhabar RV piano Baja rahe they aur Nandini peechhe se daad de rahi thi. Concert ke tickets inko mile (I am seriously amused! jis keliye he had to struggle so much, that banner was displayed in a basti? jahan shayad Piano ka spelling bhi kissiko pata nahi hoga..)
Itne khush huye, itne khush huye...jaise maths main A+ mila ho.
Phir dekha ek chhota sa scratch apni biwi ke haath par. Abe kya laga raha hai? Fevikwik? ya smiline gel (wohi jo mouth main sores par lagate hai) Mujhe to Araldite lag raha tha. Aur Nandini ji ne gaana shuru kiya..tuzjme rab dikhta hai...haan, aur bhi bahut kuchh dikhana chahiye na...abhi abhi shaadi huyi hai lagta hi nahi...
Peechhe Mummy pareshan. Aji Miya Biwi raji to kya karega Paaji. Phir se khamba nochna shuru.
Saare servants ne milkar Nandini ko Krishna Bhagwan ki moorti di. Ab RV ji ko kya Meera ki moorti denge kya? Hare Ram.
Aur Installation bhi hogaya. Ab bhagwan Ji, hamara kaam karo ji. Yeh RV ko thodi Akal de do...Aur uski Mummy ko usse jyaada. Are GD, ab aapke retire hone ke din aagaye ji...apne pote potiyon ko godi lene ki practice aur advance planning kijiye ji...Waise bhi jab Nandini ji politics main bhashan karengi to aapko yahi to karna hai. RV to piano bajayenge na...
GD aur Nandini ka phir se tu tu main main. Bhai hum bore hogaye. Kuchh aur dikhaiye ji...
Precap: bore!!!
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