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@WhatTheF

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Posted: 12 years ago

#551

BF:"Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho
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GF:"Arz Maarti hu..
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Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
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Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
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Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
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Tu hi Hai
woh"HARAMZADA

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#552

Why boys call all girls "Item"?
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Bcoz item means "maal"
maal means "paisa"
paisa means "laxmi"
aur ladkiyan toh ghar ki laxmi hoti
hai.
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"Rishta wahi soch nayi"🤣

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Fekta Holic

@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#553

kya time aa gya hai

Boys ke liye film bni 'Ek Tha Tiger'
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Aur Jab Girls Ki Bari Aayi To 'Ek Thi Daayan'

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#554

Boy to girl
i like 3 things in my life:
1) maggi
2) fanta
3) You
girl@Reason ? :)))
boy@maggi for eating
fanta for drinking
And you
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Ooye HoOye.!!
Bartan kon Dhoey ga?

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#555

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-

"Waah, Kya Maal H.."

Great logical answer by Girl-

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Maal To Jhakkass hai..

Par

Hai to
Tere JIJA Ka na...

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#556

boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: Bhag salli.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#557

Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
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Zu nikalne wali kangi.

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#558

To a Very slim Girl - Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me tera mass nahi,
Propose main tujhe khak karu.
14 feb tk tere jeene
ki aas nahi.

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#559

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay