ManVeer AT#53: Re Kabira maan jaa

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Posted: 12 years ago

#541

Ek bikhari ek ladki ko prapose karta hai I love you
Ladki- sakal dekhi hai apnee
Isse accha toh main mar jaungi.
Bikhari-kamini mar jayegi
Par kisi gareeb ke kaam nahi ayegi.🤣

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@WhatTheF

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Posted: 12 years ago

#542

100 kauwe milke utna kaw kaw ni kar
sakte
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Jitna 2 ladkiyan milke aww aww karti hain... Hahaha🤣

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Fekta Holic

@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#543

Boy:"can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:"no
Boy:"why?
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Girl:"because it hurts when you leave it
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Boy:"baap re
i am acting but
she is overacting:

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Fekta Holic

@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#544

Height of Insult
Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...
Pappu (guide):"ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,
Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..
Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe
Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#545

By: 9031794823 In: Jokes SMS

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se: YuMat Kheench
Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Kamini...
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Branded T-Shirt hai..PhatGayi to Bahut
Pitunga, Maa kasam..

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Fekta Holic

@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#546

Boy teasing a girl:"Ae chalti kya.. ??
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Gal:"Kaha.. ??
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Boy:"Wherever u say...
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Gal:"Ok lets go
shopping..
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Boy:"Kasam se didi
aapke sath to na mazak
karna bhi gunah

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#547

Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milnge...

Girl- Q?

Bf-Bade Zalim H teri Gali k bache...

Gf- Q kya hua?

Bf-Kutte piche Laga kr kehte H...JAB PYAR KIYA TO DArna kya🤣

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#548

Boy -teri judal me nind udti hai chain khota hai jaan jati hai dil rota hai kuch kuch hota hai
girl-doctor ko dikha le beta mareliya aksar esa hi hota hai.

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Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#549

Dedicated to al Girls who are crazy for zero figure and Boys who want them as GF...

"Pyar karna h to dil se kro

haddiyon pe to kutte marte h.

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#550

Ladki wale - Beta Drink karte ho?
Ladka : "Ji han".
Ladki wale - Smoke?
Ladka : "han"
Ladki wale - Jua/Satta?
Ladka : "han"
Ladki wale :- Danga-fasad??
Ladka : "han"
Ladki wale - Sari nagative baate hain beta, kuchh positive bhi hai?
Ladka : "ji hai na,
HIV+🤣

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