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@.maleficent.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#741

swetu tu free hai chal bandru bandru khelte hai muji sizzlers bana hai

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Pranoti aka Sanju

@Damon.Holic

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#742

?3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi
driver knew that they were drunk so
he started the engine and turned it
off again.
He told them, "We are here."
The first guy gave him the money
and the second guy said, "Thanks
you."
The third guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the
third drunk knew what he did. But
he asked, "Whats that for?"
The third guy replied, "CONTROL
YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, YOU
NEARLY KILLED US!"

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deepsoul

@deepsoul

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#743

premika : esa kat likho ki umar beet jaye padney mai! Boy: hsjsjsjsjaakaaakak? Dhhsssysy' Yeh padh le

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hmmmm dude i forgot

@.maleficent.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#744

Originally posted by: Ashish.Holic
joke of the year

kya joke mene kaha thana i m britney spears of dek forum fir bhi kamini ne belive nahi kiya abb kudh hi agree kar rahi hai

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hmmmm dude i forgot

@.maleficent.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#745

1) Santa tells Banta: First I will marry my sister. Then my father will marry me.
2) Principal to student: Why do you keep rotating near girl's hostel.
3) Teacher to student: Pick up the paper and fall in dustbin.
4) Don't laugh, otherwise I'll fall down your teeth.
5) Principal was taking round of school. Seeing the principal passing by, teacher said: Keep quiet students. The principal is just passed away.
6) Can you hang this calendar. Don't worry otherwise I'll hang myself.
7) Hi, my name is Sangeeta, married with two kids.
8) Man tells his friend: My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter.
9) Why are you looking at monkeys outside when I am in class.

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Fekta Holic

@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#746

Originally posted by: angelina6
kya joke mene kaha thana i m britney spears of dek forum fir bhi kamini ne belive nahi kiya abb kudh hi agree kar rahi hai

yehi toh joke hai mne kab agree kiya?

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Archita

@ITV_Loverr

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#747

A little boy was trying to ring the doorbell of a house for a long time. But he was too small to do so. An old man was watching him for some time. He came and ask the boy"how can I help you bacca?" the boy said" if you want to help me then please ring the doorbell" the man did so and ask"now what?" The boy said" now ran. Agar paki gayie to bohot pitogi"

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Fekta Holic

@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#748

Phoolwala:"Saha -b apni gf keliye phool le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
.
Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:"Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free me le le...:p :O :D :D