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Posted: 12 years ago
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After being married for 30 yrs, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her and then said.."You're A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H.. ..I,J,K."

She asks:"What does that mean?"

He said: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said what about,I.J.k?"

He said,"I'm Just Kidding!"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and Neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer and asks him the answer.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 Year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

He answers : Your wife has a 25 Year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you Have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have Failed, is neither legal, nor logical."




Vidhi
(Catty aka V)

Edited by catty2000 - 12 years ago

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