Short stories ka adda! edited!

Hey Guys. I just got an idea. Why dont we all play a fun
game, i.e., posting a short story along with emos?

I know all are confused and maybe thinking What's This?


So here's an example from my side:

STORY #1

J & akash r unknown to each other. Akash is a petty villager & dont know english. J calls at his house by mistake

A: Haluuu... who's boiling?
J: who's there?
A: arre me me.. me boiling..
J: Now who's that idiot there?
A: idiotva..arre naahi bitwa.. hum Akash bolat hai
J: Who's this bloody Akash..
A: Bloody..?? arre naahi naahi.. subah subah khoon ka naam mat lo..
J: Get lost u Fool
A: waah waah... hume phool pasand hai. Mogre ka phool ekdum besht
J: OMG...


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Story #2
Uday: Princess.. humne kabhi nahi socha tha ki tum Majnu ke saath.. chhhiii
J: Dekha Uday... humse zyada tumse koi pyaar nahi karega. Ab toh Monia aur majnu saath mein.
UV: J.. zyada fudakne ki zaroorat nahi. I' Sexy & I know it
A: Chal hat sexy kahi ka.
J: Tumne humare Uday ko hatne ke liye kaha? tumhari itni himmat??

A lands on UV's lap

A (staring seductively at Uday): Oye hoye Udaybeer, tu toh bara sexy hai.. zara zara touch me touch me touch me
UV: Kya kaha???
A: Kya hua handsome. sunai nahi diya? lo zor se bolta hu. Zara zara kiss me kiss me kiss me

J, M were confused

A: Aa prince.. mujhe chooo
UV: OMG.. yeh Majnu toh gay nikla!

A puts his hand on UV's chest

A: Aa re pritam pyaare

M gets angry now

M: chal hat uncle kahi ka. Mere Uddu pee nazar daalta hai? Kamine uncle. Chal bhaag yaha se
A: Nahi nahi.. abhi nahi.. thora karo intezaar
M: Hawww... budhha kahi ka.. chal nikal

A flies and lands on a thorn bush

A: Mummyyy bachaooo...
M: Uddu dekh uncle bhaag gaya. Chal kissi karte hai
UV: Love u princess
M: Love u too Uddu
Manveer:

J : Mera Uday
A: Mera Prince Uddu

VB:

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Here are some written by Sweta (swetsurati)

Story #3
J-uday
uday-J hum jante hai tum humare picche padi ho par ek baat janlo hum tum me jara bhi intrested nahi hai
J-uday tum humari insult kar rahe ho woh bhi ush miss miss gavarni manyata k liye
uday-J insult ush ki jati hai jis ki koi ijjat ho
J-uday ab bahot hpo gaya aaj hum suh manyata ka kissa khatam kar ke rahenge
uday-J agar tum me himmat hai toh humari princess ko hath laga ke dikhao...fir dekhna hum tumhara kya hal karte hai
manyata-she come...uday tum mere liye J se lad rahe ho me kitni pagal thi jo ush majnu ke picche bhag rahi thi tumhare jaise hot,handsome,caring,loving prince ko chhod ke
mujhe maaf kardo uday ...
uday-princess tum sach keh rahi ho hume yakin nahi ho raha
manyaat-haa uddu me sach keh rahi hu
uday-uddu princess ye uddu kon hai
manyaat-arey mere jalle prince uddu matalab uday aaj me tumhe uddu bulaungi...
uday-awww.ww...princess i love my new name i love u too princess
majnu come-moniya ye tum kya keh rahi ho tum iss udayveer se payr karti ho???
J-haa majnu hum bhi jiji ko yahi keh rahe hai woh toh tumse pyar karti thi naa
manyata-J ki bachci tu chup kar badi aayi meri majnu ke sath setting karvane wali mere uddu se dur reh warna teri toh
aur oyyee...majnu tu hat pare tere jaise uncle se kon si ladki pyar karegi aur me teri beti ki umar ki hu itni chhoti ladki ko apne pyar ke chakkar mefaste hue sharam nahi aati????halkat veda kahin ka
majnu-moniya tum muje uncle kaha????
uday-OMG>..princess sahi kaha tumne ye uucle hi lagata hai balki hum toh kehte hai uncle nahi tumhare dadaji lagte hai
J-aap dono humari sath aisa nahi kar sakte hum uday se pyar karte hai jiji hum tumhe chhodenge nahi...
uday-J tum humari princess ko dhamki de rahi ho...ab dekho hum tumhara kya hal karte hai
manyata-nahi uday tum rehne do iss J ghamndini ko toh me dewkhti hu
majnu-moniya me tumhara akash hum tum mere sath aisa nahi kar sakti
manyata-abeyy..oyee dadaji me aisa kar sakti hua ab meri ankhe khul gayi hai haa nahi toh bhag uyahanse warna
uday-princess tum reahne iss chawl kle loverboy oppsss...lover dadaji ko hum dekhte hai
majnu ab dekh tera kya hal hota hai
vijay bhai- finally manyata bhai ko apna sachcha pyar mil hi gaya
manveer -haa vijay bhai hum bahot khush hai
vijay bhai-aur iss majnu aur J bhai ki halat toh dekho hume inn par bilkul daya nahi aa rahi hai manyata bhai and uday banna aap jao aur romence karo
manveer-
vijay bhai to J & majnu-

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STORY #2

J & manju married life
J-wake up in the morning J darling G.M ye lo tumhari coffe
J-mroning morning me tumhara face dekh liye kahe ki G.M
majnu-J darling tum humesha merese aise kyun baat kartiu ho???
J-kyun ki tera face dekh kar humara din kharab ho jata hai
and suduunly J ke 5 bachche aate hai
kids-mom mom aap uth gayi
J-ha beta hum uth gaye
aur fir j ke beta ushe kehata hai maama humare school me anuual function hai aap aoge naa???
J-ha hum jarur aayenge ushe pehale hum thoda make up karle
majnu-me bhi aunga
kids-...sab hum par hasenge kahenge ye tumhara dadaji aagaye
majnu-kya keh rahe ho tum???????
J-sach hi toh keh rahe hai woh tum toh 50-60 saal ke buddhe lagte ho me nahi chati meri trah mere bachche bhi logo ke samne sharminda ho
kids-mom aapne uday uncle jise kisi hot aur handsome ladke se shadi kyun nahi ki hume bhi hot dad chahiye
J-beta chate toh hum bhi yahi the par kya kere humari futi kismat
kids-mama hume uday uncle ke jaise papa chahiye aap iss chawl wale ko divorce dedo
majnu-ye udayveer abhi bhi mera pichha nahi chhod raha mere bachcho ki apni side kar liya pehle meri moniya aur ab mere bachche
J-ab tum mera muh kya dekh rahe ho jao aur dinner ki taiyari karo nahi toh aaj tum gaye kaam se
majnu-kya din aagaye hai mere pati hoke kutta ban gaya hu
majnu- in kitchen
chalo ye toh ho gaya
J-khana ready hai yaa nahi???ya fir aaj fise mar khane kla irada hai
majnu-khana ready hai darling
J & kids-
J-ab mera muh kya dekh rahe ho ye bartan ko saf karega
majnu-abhi karta hu darling
manveer came- dekho princess majnu ki kya halat ho gayi hai


If u all liked the idea then carry on wid us. KEEP POSTING

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abbb maza ayga abb ek dhasu story likhugi coming soon

Daku superb idea hai. Btw tune apna woh Jay and Akash ka phone ka convo add kar de. Woh wala mast tha

OMG...kamini kya idea hai me bhi likhungi ek aksh ki gay story

Masallh! Jite roho bacche.:-D very funny.

J-uday
uday-hum sirf apni princess se pyar karte hai
J-uday par woh toh majnu se pyar karti hai
uday-nahi J hum jante hai woh sirf hums pyar karti hai ush majnu ki toh hum
majnu comes-kya krloge um udayveer
uday-majnu tum nahi jante hum kya kya kar sakte hai...
manayata -she comes uday tum majnu ko dhamki de rahe ho jaa majnu dikhado uday ko k tum kya kar sakte ho
uday-aaja majnu
majnu-
uday-dekha majnu humse uljne ka natija
majnu-manyata mue bachao
manyaata-majnu tu to ek no ka darpok nikala chal hat pare me toh sirf uday se pyar karti hu
ye sirf me ush ka test le rahi thi
uday-princess tumhe humare pyar pe bharosa nahi hai jao hum tumse baat nahi karte
manyata-vsorry uday humse galti ho gayi
uday-princess dnt cry hum tuhari ankho me anshu nahi dekh sakte i love u 2
majnu and J-tum 2 ki lovey dovey baat khatam ho gayi kya?????
manveer- abey maujnu ki aulad tu abhi bhi yahin khada hai
J-
uday-princess humse shadi karogi?
manyata- pehale thoda make up karlu
majnu-moniya tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho?
uday-kick majnu
J-jiji ye nahi ho sakta????
manyata -ye ho sakta hai J dekh abhi uday ye khabar chhapva do akhbar me poster lagvado bazar me ke manveer pagal ho gaye pyar me
manveer-
vijay bhai-J bhai abhi bhi time hai jaggu ko apna lo
J-0sahi kaha vijay bhai hum abhi jaggu ke pas jate hai
jaggu-he come nahi J ruko hum tumhe nahi apan sakte hum tara se pyar karte hai
J-kya ab humara kya hume apni ye halkat jawani aise hi nikal no padegi naa uday mila naa jaggu
vijay bhai-

@kamini-uday ko uddu bulane ka idea mera hai...par koi baat nahi bula bula uddu OMG...i love it uddu

J & manju married life
J-wake up in the morning J darling G.M ye lo tumhari coffe
J-mroning morning me tumhara face dekh liye kahe ki G.M
majnu-J darling tum humesha merese aise kyun baat kartiu ho???
J-kyun ki tera face dekh kar humara din kharab ho jata hai
and suduunly J ke 5 bachche aate hai
kids-mom mom aap uth gayi
J-ha beta hum uth gaye
aur fir j ke beta ushe kehata hai maama humare school me anuual function hai aap aoge naa???
J-ha hum jarur aayenge ushe pehale hum thoda make up karle
majnu-me bhi aunga
kids-...sab hum par hasenge kahenge ye tumhara dadaji aagaye
majnu-kya keh rahe ho tum???????
J-sach hi toh keh rahe hai woh tum toh 50-60 saal ke buddhe lagte ho me nahi chati meri trah mere bachche bhi logo ke samne sharminda ho
kids-mom aapne uday uncle jise kisi hot aur handsome ladke se shadi kyun nahi ki hume bhi hot dad chahiye
J-beta chate toh hum bhi yahi the par kya kere humari futi kismat
kids-mama hume uday uncle ke jaise papa chahiye aap iss chawl wale ko divorce dedo
majnu-ye udayveer abhi bhi mera pichha nahi chhod raha mere bachcho ki apni side kar liya pehle meri moniya aur ab mere bachche
J-ab tum mera muh kya dekh rahe ho jao aur dinner ki taiyari karo nahi toh aaj tum gaye kaam se
majnu-kya din aagaye hai mere pati hoke kutta ban gaya hu
majnu- in kitchen
chalo ye toh ho gaya
J-khan ready hai yaa nahi???ya fir aaj fise mar khane kla irada hai
majnu-khana ready hai darling
J & kids-
J-ab mera muh kya dekh rahe ho ye bartan ko saf karega
majnu-abhi karta hu darling
manveer come- dekho princess majnu ki kya halat ho agyi hai

manyata ~ uday tum kaha ho
uday ~ hum yaha hai princess
manyata ~ will u marry me
uday~ yes princess
manyata ~
majnu~me yeh nah hona duga
manyat~ chal hat para
majun ~
uday hum rajwada hai hum talwar se ladte hai
majnu~mere pass talwar nahi hai
uday to fir kabhi ladagi chalo manyata
manyata ~ thoda make up karlo
uday im waiting
manveer
majnu