J & akash r married under undue circumstances.
One morning...
A: J darling dekho hum tumhare liye bed tea laye hai ... Pehle tum brush karlo. Phir hum tumhe tea dete hai
J: Get lost Majnu..
A: J baby.. tumne aisa bola..
J: Oh no.. not again. Rona-dhona bandh karo
A: Kya kaha???
J: stop crying like a baby. Kuchh kaam-dhaam toh karte nahi ho
Just then their two kids come running.
A: Dekho J darling. Itna kaam toh kiya ki hume yeh bachhe mil jaye
J: Oh.. no.. ab iska kya karu..??